The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Six) - Part 7

[Sawyer]

I've been recast as Mason Verger in one of these before, a depraved faceless, quadriplegic billionaire who gets his kicks from tormenting and abusing children to drink their tears and gain sexual gratification. That's a thousand times worse than being recast as someone of a different gender, and you don't see me complaining or throwing a hissy fit. People need to get thicker skin if they're going to let something like this get to them.

That's because you got some of the best lines on the show.

 

[Reek]

I've been recast as Mason Verger in one of these before, a depraved faceless, quadriplegic billionaire who gets his kicks from tormenting and abusing children to drink their tears and gain sexual gratification. That's a thousand times worse than being recast as someone of a different gender, and you don't see me complaining or throwing a hissy fit. People need to get thicker skin if they're going to let something like this get to them.

 

[dude stannis]

I've been recast as Mason Verger in one of these before, a depraved faceless, quadriplegic billionaire who gets his kicks from tormenting and abusing children to drink their tears and gain sexual gratification. That's a thousand times worse than being recast as someone of a different gender, and you don't see me complaining or throwing a hissy fit. People need to get thicker skin if they're going to let something like this get to them.

I'd like to imagine you're dissecting a very bored severed brain right now.

 

[Reek]

i nominate Roose Bolton to do a Austin powers trilogy casting.

 

[dude stannis]

i nominate Roose Bolton to do a Austin powers trilogy casting.

As long as he casts Prime as the Predator, she was pleased with that one and she can be happy that way.

 

[ComicChick]

i just deleted a bunch of stuff. let's move on

 

[Roose Bolton]

i nominate Roose Bolton to do a Austin powers trilogy casting.

Austin Powers Trilogy
Austin Powers-Naked Shia
Dr Evil-Dude Stannis
Nigel Powers-Black Narcissus
Basil Exposition-Schlosser
Fat Bastard-Reek
Goldmember- Greens
Number 2- Roose Bolton
Frau Farbissina-ComicChick
Scott Evil-Sawyer
Mini Me-Parker Wayne
Mustafa-Victarion
Random Task-Aziz

 

[Reek]

i just deleted a bunch of stuff. let's move on

You shall be rewarded with a much better casting than the following....

Austin Powers Trilogy
Austin Powers-Naked Shia
Dr Evil-Dude Stannis
Nigel Powers-Black Narcissus
Basil Exposition-Schlosser
Fat Bastard-Reek
Goldmember- Greens
Number 2- Roose Bolton
Frau Farbissina-ComicChick
Scott Evil-Sawyer
Mini Me-Parker Wayne
Mustafa-Victarion
Random Task-Aziz

Naked Shia as Austin...

mother of god.

 

[dude stannis]

Promethehype

Dr Elizabeth Shaw - Snow Queen
David 8 - Roose Bolton
Meredith Vickers - Superwoman Prime
Captain Janek - Reek
Sir Peter Weyland - C.Lee
Charlie Holloway - Gianakin
Fiefield- DJ
Millburn- Jokesonm3
Ford - I SEE SPIDEY
The Giant Head in the Ampule Room - Dude Stannis

 

[Fallen Angel]

Why not do an Alien recast if you went to the trouble of doing a Prometheus version?

 

[Napoleon]

Herbert "H.I."/"Hi" McDunnough - dude stannis
Edwina "Ed" McDunnough - flickchick
Nathan Arizona Sr. - C.Lee
Gale Snoats - Roose Bolton
Evelle Snoats - Reek
Glenn - jokesonm3
Dot - ComicChick
Leonard Smalls (Lone Biker of the Apocalypse - Black Narcissus

 

[Black Narcissus]

Austin Powers Trilogy
Austin Powers-Naked Shia
Dr Evil-Dude Stannis
Nigel Powers-Black Narcissus
Basil Exposition-Schlosser
Fat Bastard-Reek
Goldmember- Greens
Number 2- Roose Bolton
Frau Farbissina-ComicChick
Scott Evil-Sawyer
Mini Me-Parker Wayne
Mustafa-Victarion
Random Task-Aziz

Herbert "H.I."/"Hi" McDunnough - dude stannis
Edwina "Ed" McDunnough - flickchick
Nathan Arizona Sr. - C.Lee
Gale Snoats - Roose Bolton
Evelle Snoats - Reek
Glenn - jokesonm3
Dot - ComicChick
Leonard Smalls (Lone Biker of the Apocalypse - Black Narcissus

 

[Black Narcissus]

Reservoir Dogs

Mr. White-Flick
Mr. Orange-Snow Queen
Mr. Pink-Libidoloca
Joe Cabot-C.Lee
Mr. Blonde-Supewoman Prime
"Nice Guy" Eddie-CC
Mr. Brown-Reek
Marvin Nash-Me
Mr. Blue-Victarion
Holdaway-Jokes

 

[dude stannis]

Why not do an Alien recast if you went to the trouble of doing a Prometheus version?

Because it's my recast.

 

[Reek]

Reservoir Dogs

Mr. White-Flick
Mr. Orange-Snow Queen
Mr. Pink-Libidoloca
Joe Cabot-C.Lee

"Nice Guy" Eddie-CC
Mr. Brown-Reek
Marvin Nash-Me
Mr. Blue-Victarion
Holdaway-Jokes

Tarantino? I can dig it.

 

[C. Lee]

Herbert "H.I."/"Hi" McDunnough - dude stannis
Edwina "Ed" McDunnough - flickchick
Nathan Arizona Sr. - C.Lee
Gale Snoats - Roose Bolton
Evelle Snoats - Reek
Glenn - jokesonm3
Dot - ComicChick
Leonard Smalls (Lone Biker of the Apocalypse - Black Narcissus

I'm getting old....at one time I was the warthog from hell.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Reservoir Dogs

Mr. White-Flick
Mr. Orange-Snow Queen
Mr. Pink-Libidoloca
Joe Cabot-C.Lee
Mr. Blonde-Supewoman Prime
"Nice Guy" Eddie-CC
Mr. Brown-Reek
Marvin Nash-Me
Mr. Blue-Victarion
Holdaway-Jokes

Geez... Can I at least be the Super Sounds Of the Seventies Weekend DJ?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Kelly- Black Narcissus

Big Joe- KRYPTON INC.

Oddball- Reek

Crapgame- Sawyer

Gen. Colt- C. Lee

Willard- Killerwolf

German Tank Commander- flickchick

Mulligan- jokesonm3

Little Joe- ThePhantasm

Moriarty- Roose Bolton

Petuko- Vartha

Bellemy- Pink Ranger

Cowboy- ComicChick

Turk- Duke

Maitland- MrMaooz

Babra- Clark-Kent

Gutowski- Victarion

[YT]kgeIINs1TrQ[/YT]

 

[flickchick85]

April Buchanon - flickchick

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Reservoir Dogs

Mr. White-Flick

Edwina "Ed" McDunnough - flickchick

Whatever I did to get on everybody's bad side last week, I must have unknowingly corrected this week 'cause I am riding high with these castings.

 

[Reek]

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Princess Ariel
Sensi

King Triton
hippie_hunter

Sebastian
E-Man

Flounder
jokesonm3

Scuttle
dude stannis

Ursula
Flickchick85

Flotsam and Jetsam
Reek

Prince Eric
Ash J. Williams

Grimsby
Pink Ranger

Chef Louis
Roose Bolton​

 

[Greens]

austin powers trilogy
austin powers-naked shia
dr evil-dude stannis
nigel powers-black narcissus
basil exposition-schlosser
fat bastard-reek
goldmember- greens
number 2- roose bolton
frau farbissina-comicchick
scott evil-sawyer
mini me-parker wayne
mustafa-victarion
random task-aziz

that's so vvvvveird

 

[dude stannis]

WWF Hype 1998 - 2001

Mankind - Reek
Undertaker - Roose Bolton
Stone Cold Steve Austin - dude stannis
Vince McMahon - C.Lee
Linda McMahon - squeekness
Chyna - Superwoman Prime
Val Venis - Gianakin
Chris Benoit - Greens
Bradshaw - ComicChick
Faarooq - Flickchick
Booker T - Black Narciussus
Ric Flair - KRYPTON INC
D'Lo Brown - Kane52630
Billy Gunn - Schlosser
Crash Holly - Jokesonm3
Goldust - Sawyer
Rikishi - Spider Aziz
Jerry The King Lawler - DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs
Rob Van Dam - Naked Shia
Bubba Ray Dudley - Napoleon
D-Von Dudley - Victarion
Spike Dudley - Clark-Kent

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Not gonna lie... I've always had naughty thoughts about Joanie Laurer, even before her plastic surgeries.