The Superhero Skype Horror Movie II: The Night He Went HHHMMMPHHHH
Colossal Spoons: The crowd favorite that returns and gets killed first.
Asteroid-Man: The person whose death ends up being the most satisfying because his stupid catch phrase is what gets him discovered and killed.
Skype Victim #249: Doesn't know why she's there, but dies anyway in a sick and funny manner.
Harls: Does not escape the murder this time.
Specter313: Dies while screaming, "TOO MANY WHITE PEOPLE ARE DYING!"
Lixdexia: Figures out the murderer's motives early on and spends the rest of the movie in black face to try and escape the reverse trope, but dies last because **** his hopes and dreams.
KatieGirl09- Still doesn't get called back from the audition of the last movie because there ain't no black girls in this movie you silly goose.
Hound55- Bad ass Aussie that ends up dying quickly after spending the whole movie being hyped up as this major threat to the killer. I.E. Quinn.
LibidoLoca- Dies getting caught doing the most embarrassing thing of all time.
Dave McFly- Ends up having the sad death that ends up being funny years after the movie is a huge hit.
Kevin D. ComicBoy- Ends up getting thrown in the movie because we need a black victim to offset the reverse trope, but survives because Billeh's eye brows get distracted by a bird that gets stuck in them during the final showdown.
Billeh- The killer who goes crazy because of HHMMPH! He was living a perfectly happy life until Rick Perry keeps hounding him to have secret gay sex with him in some seedy bathroom to get into the hypocritically gay politician quota. Billeh finally gives Perry the goony goo goo, but Perry only lasts a short while while reminding Billeh that the Batboards exist. This enrages Billeh into a murderous rage that takes place during a session of Superhero Skype on the weekend.
Cupcake Jimmies-Will be the killer in the third movie because it's long overdue for her to start stabbing *****es.
Directed by Tyler Perry
RIP
