The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Two)

[Jennifer Walters]

Beaker's too cool for Aesop.

 

[Marx]

THE MUPPETS

Kermit The Frog - Hunter Rider
Miss Piggy - NotAHenchWench
Fozzie Bear - Indrid Cold
Gonzo - Cmill216
Scooter - Bruce Banner
Animal - Sabetoonth
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew - Manic
Beaker - Aesop Rocks
The Swedish Chef - E-Man
Sam The Eagle - Marx
Statler and Waldorf - Darthphere & The Original Bamfer
Rowlf The Dog - Kane52630
Rizzo The Rat - SuperFerret
Pepe The King Prawn - knowsbleed
Clifford - Spoons
Sweetums - JAL

 

[Jennifer Walters]

I demand Marx have a Sam the Eagle avatar now.

 

[JP]

Beaker's too cool for Aesop.

They both speak in MEME.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Beaker says Meep, not meme.

 

[JP]

Tomato potato.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Love your work here, Aesop.

 

[Marx]

I demand Marx have a Sam the Eagle avatar now.

Oh, you do huh?

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Best. Avatar. Ever.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

It's about time he takes down that JokerSam 2.0/Colts crapatar.

 

[Marx]

Best. Avatar. Ever.

JokerSam 2.0 will definitely be returning...but I figured I would humor you.

 

[CrashNburn]

Henry Bowers: CrashnBurn

Even though I dont believe I fit the bill at all for this character, i appreciate you casting me!....and let me say that this movie used to scare the crap out of me when I was younger. This movie and the other Killer Clown movie. I forgot what it was called.

Lightning Strikes: The Movie

Bamfer - Lightning Strikes

HAHAHAHA!

They both speak in MEME.

 

[JP]

Marx avatar is just.. beautiful. Single tear all the way down my face.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Marx's avvy makes me proud to be an American.

 

[Kane52630]

the muppets


rowlf the dog - kane52630

thanks for casting me.

 

[TinkTonks]

Even though I dont believe I fit the bill at all for this character, i appreciate you casting me!....and let me say that this movie used to scare the crap out of me when I was younger. This movie and the other Killer Clown movie. I forgot what it was called.

I think that movie scared the crap out of every little kid that saw it! I used to *love* Tim Curry, but yikes!! I am kinda scared of clowns anyway, even though I seem to watch an awful lot of movies with them in it....Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Clownhouse, uuuuugh!!!! *shudders*

 

[CrashNburn]

I think that movie scared the crap out of every little kid that saw it! I used to *love* Tim Curry, but yikes!! I am kinda scared of clowns anyway, even though I seem to watch an awful lot of movies with them in it....Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Clownhouse, uuuuugh!!!! *shudders*

Tim Curry was always awesome...that guy is mint!....but seriously, one of the creepiest characters in a movie. I'm ok with clowns but you're definitely right, the clowns from those two movies would scare the crap out of anyone.

Omg! That's the one...that movie didn't miss a beat of creepiness!...not for a sec! Humans wrapped up in cotton candy cocoons...gross!

 

[Kane52630]

Stand Up Comedians

Ralphie May- Aesop Rocks
Lewis Black- Manic
Louis C.K.- Superferret
Bill Cosby- JP
Dane Cook- Bamfer [BLACKOUT]just kiddin bamferino, I will pick CrashNBurn[/BLACKOUT]
Larry David- Arya
Dave Chappelle- E-man
Bill Hicks- Gilpesh
Katt Williams- Terry78
Aziz Ansari- Kane52630
Susie Essman- NotAHenchwench
Jeff Dunham- JAL
Rodney Dangerfield- C.Lee
Carrot Top- Sabetoonth
Lynne Koplitz- Harls
Jimmy Kimmel- Bamfer
Ricky Gervais- Hound55
Steve Byrne- Knowsbleed
Demetri Martin- Bruce Banner
Steve Martin- Marx
Robin Williams- Mee
Chelsea Handler- ComicChick

 

[Hound55]

I like Ricky Gervais, and I can be an awkward git, but I'm just kind of curious as to why I'm the... ahh, it's because I'm an awkward git isn't it. Hmmm...

*Looks awkwardly at the camera*

Not really, I mean he's British innhe? I mean I can't really be Gervais since I'm scrawny and Australian...

*Looks awkwardly at camera again with extra uncomfortable pause*

 

[Kane52630]

I like Ricky Gervais, and I can be an awkward git, but I'm just kind of curious as to why I'm the... ahh, it's because I'm an awkward git isn't it. Hmmm...

*Looks awkwardly at the camera*

Not really, I mean he's British innhe? I mean I can't really be Gervais since I'm scrawny and Australian...

*Looks awkwardly at camera again with extra uncomfortable pause*

well you do share the same style of comedy as Ricky, and its not the whole Brit/Aussie thing lol thats why I picked you.

 

[Hound55]

Clerks II

Randal: Bamf
Dante: Arya
Becky: Harls
Emma: ComicChick
Elias: Bruce Banner
Jay: Aesop Rocks
Silent Bob: Kane
Lance Dowds: Manic (strikes me as the type to get wealthy and track down past associates to unload a rant on them as to why he's a winner and why they'll always be losers through pure spite... or at least rant on something...)
Husband and wife trying to order during Randal's Porchmonkey's musings: E-Man and Katie_girl09
"Freaks" girl and ear-guy: A nice little cameo for NotAHenchWench and Drakon.
Concerned father "Don't look at his wee-wee": Marx
Hobbit lover: Any randomly selected Avatar lover who read my "hair rape" comments and puked up his lunch last year...
Dancers: The rest of the Hype.

 

[JP]

Stand Up Comedians

Ralphie May- Aesop Rocks
Lewis Black- Manic
Louis C.K.- Superferret
Bill Cosby- JP
Dane Cook- Bamfer [BLACKOUT]just kiddin bamferino, I will pick CrashNBurn[/BLACKOUT]
Larry David- Arya
Dave Chappelle- E-man
Bill Hicks- Gilpesh
Katt Williams- Terry78
Aziz Ansari- Kane52630
Susie Essman- NotAHenchwench
Jeff Dunham- JAL
Rodney Dangerfield- C.Lee
Carrot Top- Sabetoonth
Lynne Koplitz- Harls
Jimmy Kimmel- Bamfer
Ricky Gervais- Hound55
Steve Byrne- Knowsbleed
Demetri Martin- Bruce Banner
Steve Martin- Marx
Robin Williams- Mee

Great.

 

[Marx]

Love your work here, Aesop.

Stand Up Comedians

Steve Martin- Marx

 

[Manic]

Stand Up Comedians

Lewis Black- Manic

I love Lewis Black. He's one of the few comedians whose book I've read. That old Jewish man's angry rants warm the cuckolds of my heart.