The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Two)

[CrashNburn]

Stand Up Comedians

Dane Cook- Bamfer [BLACKOUT]just kiddin bamferino, I will pick CrashNBurn[/BLACKOUT]

Thanks Kane!...is my name a secret around here now??? haha t:

Im like the modern Lord Voldermort

Thanks for the casting. I enjoy a majority of all those comedians with the exception of a few.

 

[E-Man]

I guess I'll have to get on the Tyrone Biggums plan in order to be Chappelle. Okay, where is my crack?

 

[Bruce Banner]

Stand Up Comedians

Demetri Martin- Bruce Banner

Kane, I just started watching Demetri Martins "If I" special. Dude this casting off the first few minutes alone is dead on.

 

[ComicChick]

dibs on Chelsea Handler

 

[Kane52630]

dibs on Chelsea Handler

done

Kane, I just started watching Demetri Martins "If I" special. Dude this casting off the first few minutes alone is dead on.

i know right? lol

 

[Harls]

The Original Bamfer - Radical Red
Comic Chick - Pacific Blue
Arya - Cosmic Cobalt
BizarroAids - Cool And Crazy
Bruce Banner - Screamin' Green
Aesop Rocks - Outrageous Orange
Angel_faerie - Unmellow Yellow
Hound55 - Jungle Green
cupcake_Jimmies - Tickle Me Pink
JustABill - Razzle Dazzle Rose
Kane52630 - Mango Tango
NotAHenchWench - Red Salsa
Drakon - Cedar Chest
Sabetoonth - Big Foot Feet
Harls - Cotton Candy
Carcharodon - Manatee
Colossal Spoons - Timberwolf
AndThePickles - Purple Pizzazz
JP - Electric Lime
katie_girl09 - Mauvelous
Mistress - Lilac Luster
Jumpin' Jack - Smashed Pumpkin
TEDDY - Fuzzy Wuzzy
Sensi - Shimmering Blush
Logan's Lady - Cadet Blue
CrashNBurn - Laser Lemon
terry78 - Macaroni and Cheese
Majic Walrus - Magic Mint
E-Man - Midnight Blue
SuperFerret - Eucalyptus
redmarvel - Soap
Indrid Cold - Cyber Grape
Manic - Big Dip O' Ruby
Mr. Terrific - Sonic Silver
Marx - Shrimp Cocktail
Anita18 - Amethyst
Paroxysm - Leather Jacket
J'adore - Bubble Gum

 

[Manic]

Manic - Big Dip O' Ruby

Oooo, nice.

 

[Harls]

Oooo, nice.

What's gonna be fun is people trying to guess why I made them that particular color...

 

[Prison Mike]

Are we out of movies and TV shows? It seems you've all resorted to recasting live people and crayons...

 

[Kane52630]

Prison Mike - JustABill


thanks harls!

 

[Manic]

What's gonna be fun is people trying to guess why I made them that particular color...

I know I'm a Big Dip, but the Ruby part confuses me.

 

[Prison Mike]

Prison Mike - JustABill


thanks harls!

 

[JP]

Prison Mike is HATIN'

 

[SuperFerret]

Stand Up Comedians

Louis C.K.- Superferret

I love Lewis Black. He's one of the few comedians whose book I've read. That old Jewish man's angry rants warm the cuckolds of my heart.

Deep inside the young black man that is Manic lies an old Jewish man who's pissed off about the X-Men.

SuperFerret - Eucalyptus

KOALA!

 

[Hound55]

Deep inside the young black man that is Manic lies an old Jewish man who's pissed off about the X-Men.

Godspeed Manic! Rant til you plotz!

 

[Manic]

Deep inside the young black man that is Manic lies an old Jewish man who's pissed off about the X-Men.

First the X-Men are good, then they're bad, then they're morally ambiguous! The writers swap between bad ideas and s****y ideas more than the Democrats and Republicans COMBINED! The franchise has metaphorically cockteased my sensibilities so much that I (*trigger-finger hand gestures*) have the comic book reader's equivalent of blue balls!

*takes a sip of water*

I know some of you are thinking of Beast and Nightcrawler's balls, but you'd (*shaky hand gesture*) be ****ing wrong.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Oh damn!

 

[Harls]

Coraline - Harls

Stand Up Comedians
Lynne Koplitz- Harls

LOL I love her! She's so adorable and silly and obviously, funny. Thanks Kane!

Clerks II
Becky: Harls

t: awesome, thanks Hound

KOALA!

Are we out of movies and TV shows? It seems you've all resorted to recasting live people and crayons...

You just be hatin' cause I didn't find a color for you

 

[Prison Mike]

You just be hatin' cause I didn't find a color for you

No. That's not true

*cries in the corner*

 

[SuperFerret]

Color him blue.

 

[Harls]

No. That's not true

*cries in the corner*

Awwww... how about this:

Prison Mike - Shadow Blue

 

[Hound55]

No convict orange..?

 

[Prison Mike]

Awwww... how about this:

Prison Mike - Shadow Blue

Well, if you insist....I'll take it!

 

[Carcharodon]

Prisoners of love,
Blue skies above,
I'm free, but my heart's in jaaaaiiiiiiil!

 

[Harls]

No convict orange..?

No, silly Crayola, not condoning prison on their childrens' art supplies.