The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Two)

[E-Man]

^Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

 

[Harls]

This would be exponentially cooler if I ever saw King Kong.... however, with the help of Google I can see the awesomeness of that recast

 

[knowsbleed]

Ann Darrow-Alexia Dark
Carl Denham-Aesop Rocks
Jack Driscoll-Marx
Mr. Hayes-Colossal Spoons
Captain Englehorn-Hound55
Preston-Kevin
Jimmy-Alex the great
Choy-Ipodman
Bruce Baxter-Indrid Cold
Lumpy-Bizarro Aids
Herb-Kane52630
Mike-Superferret

How can you cast King Kong... without casting King Kong?

 

[Bruce Banner]

How can you cast King Kong... without casting King Kong?

Do we have a ape like hypester on stand by?

 

[Marx]

Ann Darrow-Alexia Dark
Carl Denham-Aesop Rocks
Jack Driscoll-Marx
Mr. Hayes-Colossal Spoons
Captain Englehorn-Hound55
Preston-Kevin
Jimmy-Alex the great
Choy-Ipodman
Bruce Baxter-Indrid Cold
Lumpy-Bizarro Aids
Herb-Kane52630
Mike-Superferret

Love it!

 

[E-Man]

Hype Recast. MMA Edition!

doih- Genki Sudo
Colossal Spoons- King Mo
El Bastardo- Don Frye
Kane52630- Aleksander Emelianenko
Paroxsm- Nick Diaz
Hound +55- stereotypically cast as George Sotiropoulos
Indrid Cold/ Rich Pagan- Bas Rutten
JP- Josh Koscheck
- Nate Marquardt
AndthePickles- Gina Carano
Aesop Rocks- Sean McKorkle
Mr. Terrific- Phil Davis
The Immortal- James Thompson
Knowsbleed- Masakazu Imanari
C. Lee- Randy Couture
TheVileOne- Jim Miller
Anubis- Shonie Carter
Brainchild81- Gray Maynard

 

[doih]

E-Man = Emmanuel Yarborough

j/k

You're more like Herb Dean in the MMA thread.

Hype Recast. MMA Edition!

doih- Genki Sudo
Colossal Spoons- King Mo
El Bastardo- Don Frye
Kane52630- Aleksander Emelianenko
Paroxsm- Nick Diaz
Hound +55- stereotypically cast as George Sotiropoulos
Indrid Cold/ Rich Pagan- Bas Rutten
JP- Josh Koscheck
- Nate Marquardt
AndthePickles- Gina Carano
Aesop Rocks- Sean McKorkle
Mr. Terrific- Phil Davis
The Immortal- James Thompson
Knowsbleed- Masakazu Imanari
C. Lee- Randy Couture
TheVileOne- Jim Miller
Anubis- Shonie Carter
Brainchild81- Gray Maynard

Paroxysm is spot on as Nick Diaz (in a good way..people like that make life interesting).

Are you saying that Brainchild is boring?
at James Thompson

Not sure how I earned Genki Sudo, but it's Genki ****ing Sudo! I can't say it better than Cracked, so (some foul language):
http://www.cracked.com/funny-4284-genki-sudo/

 

[E-Man]

Eh I don't think Maynard is boring, but he is just quiet. Brainchild comes across that way. I think Maynard vs. Edgar 2 will be a lot better than people think it will be. That's one of the best matchups in all of MMA right now.

And I thought about casting Cecil Peoples too, but I don't hate anybody enough on here to do that. lol

 

[Kane52630]

im Fedors brother? eh I can deal with it

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

Hype Recast. MMA Edition!

doih- Genki Sudo
Colossal Spoons- King Mo
El Bastardo- Don Frye
Kane52630- Aleksander Emelianenko
Paroxsm- Nick Diaz
Hound +55- stereotypically cast as George Sotiropoulos
Indrid Cold/ Rich Pagan- Bas Rutten
JP- Josh Koscheck
- Nate Marquardt
AndthePickles- Gina Carano
Aesop Rocks- Sean McKorkle
Mr. Terrific- Phil Davis
The Immortal- James Thompson
Knowsbleed- Masakazu Imanari
C. Lee- Randy Couture
TheVileOne- Jim Miller
Anubis- Shonie Carter
Brainchild81- Gray Maynard

I'll allow it!

 

[SuperFerret]

Ann Darrow-Alexia Dark
Carl Denham-Aesop Rocks
Jack Driscoll-Marx
Mr. Hayes-Colossal Spoons
Captain Englehorn-Hound55
Preston-Kevin
Jimmy-Alex the great
Choy-Ipodman
Bruce Baxter-Indrid Cold
Lumpy-Bizarro Aids
Herb-Kane52630
Mike-Superferret

I agree with knowsbleed, Kong should've been cast, especially when you're using this version which, above all others, actually portrays Kong as a protagonist as opposed to a plot device.

Also, who's Mike? How does he die?

 

[Johnny Drama]

Snookie - The Original Bamfer
J-WoWW- Star
Mike "The Situation" - Johnny Drama
Ronnie - Colossal Spoons
Sammy Sweetheart - AndThePickles
Paulie- Bizarro Aids
Vinny - Prison Mike
Angelina - Angel Faerie

 

[SuperFerret]

JD, we're not well acquainted, but I want to say that you are indeed lucky that you did not cast me in that. As it is, I am upset to see people I like on that recast.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Well, if I've got to be anyone from 'Jersey Shore'...

Wait. Does this mean you want to do me, Johnny?

 

[Johnny Drama]

In no way to I want to do Snookie from the Jersey Shore. I would actually bang you over her. moving on...

 

[Carcharodon]

Wait, no, no moving on. You'd really bang Bamfer before Snookie?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Well, if I've got to be anyone from 'Jersey Shore'...

Wait. Does this mean you want to do me, Johnny?

No, he just made out with you twice lol

 

[Johnny Drama]

JD, we're not well acquainted, but I want to say that you are indeed lucky that you did not cast me in that. As it is, I am upset to see people I like on that recast.

Ah, it's okay. I gave myself the only degrading role.

 

[Johnny Drama]

Wait, no, no moving on. You'd really bang Bamfer before Snookie?

I said what I said and now it's done

 

[Marx]

Bamf is Snooky? Oh my...

 

[The Original Bamfer]

No, he just made out with you twice lol

You watch that god awful show? Eh, doesn't surprise me.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

How the ****ing hell do you do a Jersey Shore recast and NOT use CrashNBurn? REALLY?!

 

[Marx]

How the ****ing hell do you do a Jersey Shore recast and NOT use CrashNBurn? REALLY?!

 

[SuperFerret]

Ah, it's okay. I gave myself the only degrading role.

You either don't know people from Jersey, or are from Jersey yourself, to not know that being associated with that type of person is a bad thing.

The only good thing about The Jersey Shore is letting the rest of the world know what New Yorkers always have.

 

[Johnny Drama]

EVERY SINGLE SEASON!

The Nice Guy - Crash'n'Burn
The Prick - Wilhelm Scream
The unobtainable Hot Chick- D'Bella
The less attractive but more likable hot chick - ComicChick
The Drama starter - Star
The Shy Guy- Prison Mike
The Shy Girl - Rachel Dawes
The nice Gay guy- Justabill
The angry Gay guy- JP
The token black guy- Colossal Spoons
The angry black guy - Chris Wallace
The "easy" one - Redmarvel
The alcoholic- Knowsbleed
The emo one- Angel Faerie
The super funny unattractive guy - Aesop Rocks
The guy who is voted off the show midway through the season- JAL
The guy who is too old to be in the house- C.Lee
The one with a "boyfriend at home" - AndThePickles