The Hype's "Ask an Idiot" thread

[Captain Planet!]

Go ahead little birdies, ask away.

 

[knowsbleed]

Dear Idiot, why are you an idiot?

 

[NewYorkSpider]

Earth Wind Fire Water Heart

With thier powers combined, you are........?

Spoiler

An idiot?

 

[Captain Planet!]

Dear Idiot, why are you an idiot?

Because I is.

Earth Wind Fire Water Heart

With your powers combined, I am........?

EWFWH.

 

[bullets]

What country are idiots from?




oh no.

 

[Captain Planet!]

What country are idiots from?




oh no.

The 54 United Sates of Rhode Island.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

EWFWH.

I edited my previous post.

 

[Captain Planet!]

I edited my previous post.

Can you rephrase that in the form of a question?

 

[bullets]

Missing someone?

 

[Captain Planet!]

Missing someone?

I am not familiar with this form of primate.

 

[SpideyVille]

Are we related?

 

[NewYorkSpider]

Can you rephrase that in the form of a question?

No.

 

[Captain Planet!]

Are we related?

Well, in a way, we are all related if we trace our geneaology back to mightycondreal Eve.

 

[Captain Planet!]

No.

Then you suck donkey balls.

 

[SuperFerret]

Fish?

 

[NewYorkSpider]

Then you suck donkey balls.

You're a jackass?

 

[Captain Planet!]

Fish?

Tuna.

 

[SpideyVille]

Well, in a way, we are all related if we trace our geneaology back to mightycondreal Eve.

So then there's a chance we're all idiots?

 

[Captain Planet!]

You're a jackass?

No, I am not the jackass whose balls you are sucking, I am merely a sarcastic idiot passing time.

 

[knowsbleed]

Where's the sarcasm?

 

[Captain Planet!]

So then there's a chance we're all idiots?

Oh it's more than a chance.

 

[SpideyVille]

Oh, it's more than a chance.

O RLY?

 

[NewYorkSpider]

No, I am not the jackass whose balls you are sucking, I am merely a sarcastic idiot passing time.

A sarcastic jackass?

 

[Captain Planet!]

Where's the sarcasm?

In your mom.

 

[Captain Planet!]

A sarcastic jackass?

Once again, I am not said donkey.