The Ask CConn, Farmerfran, zer00, Flexo, Master Bruce Thread, Part Deux

[Flexo]

The last thread was merged with with The Gamma Lounge for spam reasons, so we're trying again.

This time, only questions will be responded to. csad: )

So, ask away. (Unless you just want to know if we really are fat bastards. The answer is still yes. Also, go listen to Cake while reading this thread.)

Uh, go?!

 

[PhotoJones]

on average, how many times do you take a dump?

 

[CConn]

Y'know, as odd as it may seem, I actually have a question for you, Flexo.

How old are you? Really? I mean, I've estimated you were born sometime after God, yet sometime before Jesus, but I'm pretty much pulling that out of my ass.

 

[Flexo]

on average, how many times do you take a dump?

I average one a day.

But that's just the metamucil talking.

 

[CConn]

on average, how many times do you take a dump?

I had my colon removed years ago in favor of a very small, determined midget.

 

[Flexo]

Y'know, as odd as it may seem, I actually have a question for you, Flexo.

How old are you? Really? I mean, I've estimated you were born sometime after God, yet sometime before Jesus, but I'm pretty much pulling that out of my ass.

I've stated my age several times on these boards.

However, I've always lied.

Simply because I'm much younger than people expect. (Or, if I've insulted you, older.)

Truth be told, I will be 17 this July.

 

[PhotoJones]

I had my colon removed years ago in favor of a very small, determined midget.

so...what...the midget doesn't poop?

 

[Flexo]

so...what...the midget doesn't poop?

No, he has an even smaller, more determined midget handle that.

 

[CConn]

I've stated my age several times on these boards.

However, I've always lied.

Simply because I'm much younger than people expect. (Or, if I've insulted you, older.)

Truth be told, I will be 17 this July.

I must say, I am taken aback. Well buddy, if you ever need to get your hands on some prescription cough medicine to make Meth out of, me and my over-18 ID are there for you.

Why didn't any of us realize the grammatical error in the title of the thread?

 

[PhotoJones]

No, he has an even smaller, more determined midget handle that.

i'm not a science guy, but i do know that matter cannot be ceated nor detroyed, there's gotta be some poop somewhere...

 

[CConn]

i'm not a science guy, but i do know that matter cannot be ceated nor detroyed, there's gotta be some poop somewhere...

I just don't know the super-midget well enough to ask him about his bathroom habits.

Sorry, jones.

 

[Flexo]

I must say, I am taken aback. Well buddy, if you ever need to get your hands on some prescription cough medicine to make Meth out of, me and my over-18 ID are there for you.

Why didn't any of us realize the grammatical error in the title of the thread?

You know, the lack of an ID rarely stops me.

I've got enough white out to cover Washington and I've seen enough R-rated films to fill a book. (Be it pop-up or Moby Dick)

As for that, well... I simply copied the title from a Twitch post, and added the ending. Thought wasn't involved at any point.

 

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Do I have to ask you guys, or can I go ask someone else? Because I really don't think I'll get the answer I want from you guys.

 

[CConn]

Do I have to ask you guys, or can I go ask someone else? Because I really don't think I'll get the answer I want from you guys.

Yes, you can only ask us.

Well...you can ask Edd Extraordinaire too. But chances are he'll never reply.

 

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Ahh.

 

[The_Raven]

Do I have to ask you guys, or can I go ask someone else? Because I really don't think I'll get the answer I want from you guys.

The only thing you'll get from posting in this thread is a Biblical-scale reaming from people who have been here way longer than you.

I...

*dawns*

...oh, ****.

 

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Longer then me? hahaha ..

 

[The_Raven]

Longer then me? hahaha ..

Yeah, yer probably immune.

 

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

So what do you guys think about as these ******s getting married? Its ok I can say that I'm black.

 

[CConn]

So what do you guys think about as these ******s getting married? Its ok I can say that I'm black.

I would love to answer that. Unfortunately, I don't know what a ****** is. It sounds like a furry woodland creature, and for that, I wish them all the luck in the world.

 

[PhotoJones]

i asked dew this, but i'll ask it here:

what's your most prized comic book?

 

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

I would love to answer that. Unfortunately, I don't know what a ****** is. It sounds like a furry woodland creature, and for that, I wish them all the luck in the world.

Its a bundle of sticks for the intellectually challenged.

 

[The_Raven]

So what do you guys think about as these ******s getting married? Its ok I can say that I'm black.

I'm Japanese and I'm pretty offended by yer blackness. And also, you spelt ****** wrong.

You retared.

 

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

I'm Japanese and I'm pretty offended by yer blackness. And also, you spelt ****** wrong.

You retared.

You spelled ****** wrong, so I'll call us even steven.

 

[CConn]

i asked dew this, but i'll ask it here:

what's your most prized comic book?

Housewives at Play #1

I don't actually own it, but the memories of it will last me a lifetime.