The Hype's Fortune Cookie

[GoldenAgeHero]

sounds lame i know. just thought it'll be fun. I'm guessing you guys already know how the game is going to be played out, if don't heres an explanation. each poster will provide a type of fortune horoscope for the poster above and so on. savvy?!

 

[DOG LIPS]

Banned by summer 2007.

 

[Erzengel]

Arrested for Public Indecency.

 

[raybia]

Will get into a barroom brawl with a girl...and lose.

 

[Superman79]

Destined to be trapped in his own mind.

 

[Mee]

Murdered by Superman80 who takes his place as 79.

 

[Superman79]

Destined to have the greatest calves ever after all that dancing is done.

 

[raybia]

Will have an erotic encounter with the ghost of Ole Blue eyes himself.

 

[Superman79]

Will be the one to video said ghostly encounter and sell it on the internet.

 

[raybia]

Will be the one to video said ghostly encounter and sell it on the internet.

lol!t:

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

will become iraq's new leader.

 

[WorthyStevens]

Will make sweet old people love to Bea Arthur.

 

[The Female Torch]

Promote literacy, buy a box of fourtune cookies today

 

[JLBats]

Will experience an out of body experience, leading to total transcendence of our frail mortal coil, and entry into the eternal, psychedelic chaos that makes up true reality

 

[Cyrusbales]

will sneeze out a goldfish

 

[JLBats]

Soft, supple herpes? All signs point to YES!

 

[Lord Valumart]

will die in a threesome...the bad kind

 

[Cyrusbales]

will discover the difference between "twentysix year olds" and "twenty six year olds" in the worst way possible.....

 

[SoulManX]

Will drop soap and have sore ass for many days.

 

[SoulManX]

Will meet woman in bar and find out more than meet the eye.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

upon finding more then meets the eye, you continue the relationship.

 

[Speedball]

His Golden is stolen by the Phantom, and has to change his name to the SilverAgeHero.

 

[Master Chief]

You will fine true love in the next five days.
[Turn over -->]
For parking less than six feet from the curb.

 

[Caliber]

Will learn that sex without a condom is a bad idea.

 

[raybia]

Will find a way to manipulate Congress but struggles whether to use this ability for good or for personal gain.