The Imitation Lounge - Part 122

[JJJ's Ulcer]

And Duke…. after sushi……



…...



We're still eating bugs and organs, too.

 

[Duke]

I'll pass my plate. Check please!!

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Sushi isn't "seafood" so much as it is mana from heaven.

Spoiler

I love sushi.

 

[Tanin]

Sushi thread..come back!

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Sushi thread..come back!

Bumped for raw fish lovers everywhere!

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Sushi is freaking delicious! There is a place right down the street from me called Saki and it has unlimited sushi and hibachi for $20. I just had dinner there the other night

 

[squeekness]

Raw fish gross.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Weightlifting chipmunk gross.

 

[Duke]

Raw fish gross.

Weightlifting chipmunk gross.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

It's a fascinating delight, tastes fantastically awesome.
The weightlifting chipmunk.

 

[squeekness]

I is a hamster!

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Better taste.
Hommus and peanut butter mix, topped with olive oil as a side dish.
Extravagant taste.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I would try hamster.

 

[squeekness]

I would try hamster.

Ain't much more than a mouthful. Not worth the effort.

 

[KevanG]

So I got some sausage meat from my local butchers and fried it up in patties for breakfast with some bacon, eggs and toast. I love that place, so many great deals and sometimes really random pricing on meats. They have uncooked bacon more expensive than cooked bacon. I got 0.25kg (0.5 pounds) of cooked bacon for $5.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Is this real bacon, or your Canadian devil bacon?!

 

[KevanG]

It's bacon bacon.

 

[squeekness]

The only real bacon is Kevin Bacon.

 

[KevanG]

Ah yes, the most elusive of all bacons.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Is this real bacon, or your Canadian devil bacon?!

You mean Canadian bacon, that actually has real meat on it, compared to strips of animal fat with a tiny stripe of protein in the middle? Just making sure.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Ah yes, the most elusive of all bacons.

Tastes like chicken.

 

[KevanG]

Did anyone hear that Kevin Bacon lost a leg recently and he's been in a very private room in a hospital with no visitors except for the staff? It's been kept pretty quiet but when they interviewed the hospital staff they said that he lost it saving a kid from a house fire then giving him CPR, refusing to let anyone look at the leg until he was sure the kid was okay. Turns out the leg wasn't that badly burnt anyway. So the reporter asked why it had to come off. The nurse said "What we have here is a movie star that risked his life to save a kids and was so gallant that he refused to get help for himself until he was sure about the kid. With a Bacon like that, you don't eat it all in one sitting."

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Did anyone hear that Kevin Bacon lost a leg recently and he's been in a very private room in a hospital with no visitors except for the staff? It's been kept pretty quiet but when they interviewed the hospital staff they said that he lost it saving a kid from a house fire then giving him CPR, refusing to let anyone look at the leg until he was sure the kid was okay. Turns out the leg wasn't that badly burnt anyway. So the reporter asked why it had to come off. The nurse said "What we have here is a movie star that risked his life to save a kids and was so gallant that he refused to get help for himself until he was sure about the kid. With a Bacon like that, you don't eat it all in one sitting."

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I was actually concerned for Kevin Bacon for a moment there.

Canadian humor people.

 

[SymbioticToxin]

So I see that KevanG is the reason we can't have nice things for the day.