The Jedi Trials

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  1. SpideyLad

    SpideyLad Turning It Up To Eleven

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    What do the Jedi do in the trials? I know its the proces they take to join the Jedi council, but what excatly do they do in it?
     
  2. moleman

    moleman Cheese!!

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    1. watch die hard
    2. eat pork scrathings
    3. make fun of the fench

    thats just fro starters to show their toughness they must

    1. walk on knives to show there balance
    2. get feet amputated
    3. sit through an episode of big brother

    training complete
     
  3. Gamma Ray

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    It's like being accepted into a fraterity. They make you run around outside naked, they make you eat 50 peeps, they slap your a-- 100 times with a wood paddle and then they shave your head. If you pass all of those challenges, you pass the trials.
     
  4. Swordmaster

    Swordmaster Big Damn Hero

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    Trial of the Flesh
    Trial of the Spirit
    Trial of Skill
    Trial of Courage
     
  5. WarBlade

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    Sounds good. Where do I sign up?
     
  6. Pink Ranger

    Pink Ranger The North Remembers

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    Be careful with Trial of the Flesh. Only 2% of the Jedi are humanoid females.

    You might wind up being forced to give Yoda an erotic full-body massage. He strikes me as the kind of CEO that would abuse his authority over the interns like that.
     
  7. guitarsingerguy

    guitarsingerguy Who am I?

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    Is that in the books? I thought there were only three trials.
    Trial of Strength
    Trial of Wisdom
    Trial of Spirit

    Something like that. In Clone Wars when they talk about Anakin not having taken the trials, they only speak of three.
     
  8. Oerwinde

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    In Clone Wars they say he has passed a trial of the Flesh, Skill, and Courage, and only needed to pass a trial of Spirit.
     
  9. hippie_hunter

    hippie_hunter The King is Back!

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    In Clone Wars they let Anakin skip all of the Trials except for the Trial of Spirit because Anakin's participation in the Clone Wars surpassed the Jedi Trials. Also the Jedi's needed more knights badly because General Greivious killed a good portion of them
     
  10. Victor Von Doom

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    They have to undergo some missions, using the force. The force is strong with jedi.
     
  11. guitarsingerguy

    guitarsingerguy Who am I?

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    Ah. I need to go rewatch those episodes.
     
  12. The Venomator

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    I agree, this would be good, but he missed out one minor detail... They have to learn to repent sex, which is almost impossible
     
  13. The Venomator

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    In Episode 5, didnt luke just have to start to become one with the force in all seriousness
     
  14. JackBauer

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    oh, god, mental image...

    "Your daddy, who is?!"

    *Force-slap in the ass*

    uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh... :(
     
  15. logansoldcigar

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    you are sooooooooo wrong.

    its a light-paddle, not a wooden one.
     
  16. Erzengel

    Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    I never got the homo-erotic initiation of fraternities.
     
  17. chosen1

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    No they go through the trials to go from padawan to jedi knight not jedi council members. they are elected through exceptional service
     

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