The Jehovah's Witness Wont Leave Me Alone

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  1. The-Dark-Knight Registered

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    They keep knocking on my door, they see my fiance is not interested but now they want me, there even leaving books for me to read and watchtower magazine with this moths headline 'what Jehovah's Witness think of domestic violence'

    nice.

    For some reason i think they think they can convert me. How do i stop her visiting? on one hand the company is quite nice but i aint converting (i'm joking im not that hard up for company)
     
  2. SuperFerret King of the Urban Jungle

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    Come to the door naked.
     
  3. Alexia Dark Warrior Princess

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    Tell her that if she keeps visiting you, Satan will strike her down.
     
  4. Super Kal Proud Conservative

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    I've had that happen to me before.... I just challenge them on their beliefs and call them what they are... a cult.
     
  5. The-Dark-Knight Registered

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    LOL.

    And Kal, very true.
     
  6. Warhammer Half Monk, Half Hitman

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    Open the door, and imitate one of these two videos:




    They will never bother you again. 100% Guaranteed.
     
  7. Logan's Runt Runtmuffin

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    My mom started handing them Catholic propaganda and they got scared and quit coming.
     
  8. Wilhelm-Scream Registered

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    Call the cops and tell them you're being harassed. :huh:
     
  9. Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    Seconded.
     
  10. The-Dark-Knight Registered

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    You know thats a damn good idea.
     
  11. scifiwolf Registered

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    My Dad did the Catholic propaganda too. One time, when I was only about 14, they told me they wanted to take to the Shenandoah river and baptize me. Creepy.
     
  12. The-Dark-Knight Registered

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    Yeah they told me about re-baptising me too, that they dont just accept anyone that theres a test?

    Anyone know what the test is?
     
  13. CieloAzul Registered

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    My dad was raised as a Jehova's Witness. Luckily, he got out. Then a pair of witnesses came to our house and we tried hard to save him, but they just would not leeeeeeeave. They haven't come back since, but they're a determined bunch. If you don't nip it in the bud it could get very sticky. &&You don't have to be sugar and spice when you tell them that you're not interested. I'm sure they get yelled at all the time.
     
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    :lmao:
     
  15. kane9321 oakland's finest

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    do what i did..came to the door naked...been 3 yrs since they came a knockin
     
  16. Figs Registered

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    If they come back just open the door naked and smearing peanut butter over your chest. Stare them straight in the eyes with a serious face and simply ask "Care to join?"
     
  17. The-Dark-Knight Registered

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    Dude if you win Creepiest poster again, im getting you round to creep out the JW's
     
  18. Super Kal Proud Conservative

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    the only thing you really can do is show them the scripture that contradicts what the freakish Watchtower brainwash them to beleive
     
  19. chaseter Esteemed Member

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    This is what we did a few times, my roommate and I.

    They usually came around our complex at certain times, so one day we got candles and put them in a pentagram and made my dog sit in the middle. They looked at it and I said "No thank you." Another time we let them knock, and then when they started to walk off we opened the door and said "Hello." We shut the door, they come back, and repeat the process. One I have wanted to do is get a couple of buddies to dress up like Mormons (white shirt, helmet, etc...)and tie them up in the living room so they can see them!
     
  20. CieloAzul Registered

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    Gotta love the uniform
     
  21. The-Dark-Knight Registered

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    They ride bikes
     
  23. chaseter Esteemed Member

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    Bicycle helmet:o
     
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    Funny story, my friend once opened the door to these JW one morning and all he had on was a bathrobe, he noticed in their schpeel their eyes kept jumping from his face to his lower region. He noticed [blackout]he had a hard on[/blackout] and he never heard back from them since.:yay:

    Sort of like the come to the door naked comment.:oldrazz:
     
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    This might work,
     

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