The 'Make An Honest Confession' Thread II

[Kane52630]

Tell all your dirty secrets here.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

I confess that I wanted to make this thread you dirty ****e.

 

[Ponyboy]

 

[Ponyboy]

I must confess... Sometimes I uhh... I pee... In the shower.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I confess I'm glad it wasn't Marx who made this thread, seeing as how he's obviously trying to take over Community. Then again, Kane##### may be his little helper...

 

[The Lumberjack]

I must confess... Sometimes I uhh... I pee... In the shower.

Hey, I pee in your shower too! Small world.

I spilled some Seagram's on the counter over the weekend and used my roommates cat to wipe it up. I'm so ashamed....I wasted perfectly good whiskey.

 

[Ponyboy]

That must be one well-behaved feline.

 

[The Lumberjack]

It's small and weak-willed.

 

[Marx]

I confess that I get very annoyed by local news stations and meteorologists when any hint of snow is heading toward my area.

 

[The Lumberjack]

I confess that I get very annoyed by local news stations and meteorologists when any hint of snow is heading toward my area.

The weather people get excited. It's the only time people really pay attention to anything they say.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

^yet its when they're hated the most...what a sad existence.

 

[Ponyboy]

Because it's one of the only times they can actually "predict" something? I don't know about Stateside but the weather service here is generally about as reliable as a broken condom.

 

[ComicChick]

i confess i really wish i hadn't triggered this memory that i'd buried down a long time ago cuz now that i remember it all the feelings/etc attached to it just hit me like a freight train

 

[Ponyboy]

So what's the memory?

I must confess... once, when I was about 12, a buddy of mine who lived across the street and I stood on their heat pump outside his older brother's bedroom window and watched his brother having sex with his then GF.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

I confess Ponyboy's a bit of a dick for asking. She probably doesn't wanna talk about it.

 

[The Lumberjack]

i confess i really wish i hadn't triggered this memory that i'd buried down a long time ago cuz now that i remember it all the feelings/etc attached to it just hit me like a freight train

Choose your weapon and stuff it back down.

 

[Ponyboy]

I confess Ponyboy's a bit of a dick for asking. She probably doesn't wanna talk about it.

But how does that help? If she didn't wanna talk about it, she likely wouldn't have mentioned it mate.

 

[Ponyboy]

Choose your weapon and stuff it back down.

ha! You Yanks and your whiskey... Great stuff. Ever had Bookers Bourbon? Boy that stuff is choice mate, I tell you

 

[ComicChick]

So what's the memory?

I must confess... once, when I was about 12, a buddy of mine who lived across the street and I stood on their heat pump outside his older brother's bedroom window and watched his brother having sex with his then GF.

I confess Ponyboy's a bit of a dick for asking. She probably doesn't wanna talk about it.

yeah it's definitely something i'm not sharing.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

I think I know CC a little bit better than you, man. You can mention something in the confession thread without wanting to talk about it.

 

[The Lumberjack]

So what's the memory?

I must confess... once, when I was about 12, a buddy of mine who lived across the street and I stood on their heat pump outside his older brother's bedroom window and watched his brother having sex with his then GF.

He knew you were watching too. He let it happen because he knew that years later you'd still have the image of his ass and balls going up and down for 15 minutes stuck in your head. That's power, ladies and gentlemen

 

[Ponyboy]

I think I know CC a little bit better than you, man. You can mention something in the confession thread without wanting to talk about it.

I never claimed I knew her better... Just trying to keep the convo going... No need to get defensive about it

 

[Ponyboy]

He knew you were watching too. That's power, ladies and gentlemen

He did know! We talked about it years later and he laughed his arse off.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Moving along to better things.

I confess that I should probably be in bed and am dog tired, but I'm stubborn to make it to the bed.

 

[Ponyboy]

yeah it's definitely something i'm not sharing.

Welp, in that case... the best whiskey yankee money can buy might be in order