The OFFICIAL: "Confess My Secrets", thread.

[Nero_Ordin]

I'm Caliber and I'm a complete loser.

 

[Golgo-13]

I fantasize daily about exacting revenge on those that are mean to me. I get much pleasure from it.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

I act every day like Im in a movie


Weird and selfish, yes...but....I dunno...I have a crazy imagination

 

[Lemonhead]

I act every day like Im in a movie


Weird and selfish, yes...but....I dunno...I have a crazy imagination

Like cameras are on you and stuff? Hahah.

Anyhoo, I have no sucrets.

 

[Hades]

I think I hate life.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Like cameras are on you and stuff? Hahah.

Anyhoo, I have no sucrets.

Yep, strange I know...but whatever

 

[Lemonhead]

Yep, strange I know...but whatever

Well, I live my life trying to avoid movie cliches. If I see a good parking spot right out in front of the place I need to be at? **** that, I try to find a spot around the corner. Somebody gives me some lameass apology? **** that, I hold the grudge. Actually, it is kind of strange imagining cameras are on you when there are none.

So. Enjoy that, Poots.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Well I don't act out of the ordinary...I kinda just think..what if what I was doing right now was in a movie...like...the Truman show or something

 

[Lemonhead]

I'd give you the inside scoop but...

...

I'd be breaking my contract.

 

[Lazlo Panaflex]

I have a tiny foot fetish and one of my female coworkers while she's on her break always takes off her heels and wears flats to go to lunch.

I go in the back room and sniff her heels.

 

[Alexia Dark]

I act every day like Im in a movie


Weird and selfish, yes...but....I dunno...I have a crazy imagination

I did that. When I was in grade 4.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

I have a tiny foot fetish and one of my female coworkers while she's on her break always takes off her heels and wears flats to go to lunch.

I go in the back room and sniff her heels.

...........

 

[Mrs_Parker]

[Edit]

Cause I've had my say.

 

[Golgo-13]

^lol!

 

[Sean Adisano]

i open mouth kissed a horse once

 

[Sean Adisano]

I have a tiny foot fetish and one of my female coworkers while she's on her break always takes off her heels and wears flats to go to lunch.

I go in the back room and sniff her heels.

...

 

[Gogeta ssj4]

I love dark and scary things, i fantasise about shagging gothic women, they really turn me on.

 

[Ebil Gig]

When I was like 4, I would hide in a small area and then pretend to have sex with some invisible person/air

I also fantasize that I was a Victoria's Secret Angel model and that the guy I like, likes me back.

At the gym, these 3 old guys have been coming on me.

 

[Fran]

When I was like 4, I would hide in a small area and then pretend to have sex with some invisible person/air

 

[Ebil Gig]

Yeah, I did that. Is that a problem?

 

[Fran]

At age four??!!

 

[Kaboom]

At the gym, these 3 old guys have been coming on me.

please tell me you meant to say "coming on to me" otherwise.......errrrrrm.

 

[Fran]

LMAOFRH!!!

Never saw that the first time!

 

[GREEN =w= DAY]

i've brutally murdered 10 people in 2006











































































HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! YEAH RIGHT!!!!!

 

[Ebil Gig]

At age four??!!

....Yeah.

please tell me you meant to say "coming on to me" otherwise.......errrrrrm.

Oops yeah. My bad