The Merc with the Lounge - - - Part 165

[KRYPTON INC.]

http://forums.superherohype.com/showpost.php?p=33253919&postcount=258

 

[Reek]

stupid ***** wasted a perfectly good taco.

 

[flickchick85]

Has she never eaten a taco before?!

Like, that's how I'd imagine the aliens would do it.

 

[dude stannis]

Have you?

 

[Reek]

 

[flickchick85]

Have you?

Please tell me I'm not the only one who turns them sideways. [/panic mode]

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Please tell me I'm not the only one who turns them sideways. [/panic mode]

What... Like a hamburger?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Has she never eaten a taco before?!

Like, that's how I'd imagine the aliens would do it.

She literally crushes the damn thing. I know they say "hard taco" but they aren't made with concrete. It's corn.

 

[flickchick85]

What... Like a hamburger?

Yes! It's the logical way, dammit!

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Yes! It's the logical way, dammit!

There is a joke about eating hotdogs the wrong way in there somewhere but I'm too classy to make it.

 

[flickchick85]

This reminds me of that time I found out monkeys peel bananas in a smarter way than I do.

And for the record, the tacos stay long ways, I just turn 'em flat.

 

[Reek]

turning live rats sideways like hamburgers isn't as easy as it sounds.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

turning live rats sideways like hamburgers isn't as easy as it sounds.

I can't tell if this is a DEMOLITION MAN reference or just the title of the next volume of Reek's ongoing autobiography.

 

[Kane52630]

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

 

[Reek]

dammit... I need tacos again... I hadn't had a hard shelled taco in a few years until the other night... glorious day.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Just a reminder, I am Hispanic.

 

[Reek]

I'm hispanic, too! everyjuan likes tacos

 

[Spider-Aziz]

turning live rats sideways like hamburgers isn't as easy as it sounds.

It sounds impossible.
Everything inside the bread falls before entering my mouth.

 

[SuperSanchez]

Just watched BvS, don't know what to say...

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Just watched BvS, don't know what to say...

Say you disliked it like every other person and call it a day. I enjoyed it. Can't wait to go back.

 

[Greens]

If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.

I can understand some of the criticism, even when I don't particularly agree. Let people give their thoughts... But as with all things fanboy that is not what I am seeing, considered sober analysis. What I am seeing is the usual over the top bovine excrement where there is nothing of value, almost nothing works, it has no entertainment value, everything is ruined ect. And... Sorry that just comes off as kinda tone deaf and clueless. Sorry but once again I can't fathom the visceral hatred, and I say this as a fan of both characters that has always judged the various products on what I like to think are their own merits, not as a "fan". Personally, I may just March to the beat of my own drum cuz again I seem to be out of step with a nice chunk of the fans.

 

[Greens]

I can understand some of the criticism, even when I don't particularly agree. Let people give their thoughts... But as with all things fanboy that is not what I am seeing, considered sober analysis. What I am seeing is the usual over the top bovine excrement where there is nothing of value, almost nothing works, it has no entertainment value, everything is ruined ect. And... Sorry that just comes off as kinda tone deaf and clueless. Sorry but once again I can't fathom the visceral hatred, and I say this as a fan of both characters that has always judged the various products on what I like to think are their own merits, not as a "fan". Personally, I may just March to the beat of my own drum cuz again I seem to be out of step with a nice chunk of the fans.

I was joking, lol.

I'm seeing the movie tonight and I will probably share your opinion. Some of the negative reviews come off as hyperbolic.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I was joking, lol.

I'm seeing the movie tonight and I will probably share your opinion. Some of the negative reviews come off as hyperbolic.

Plug, plug, plug... Click on the link in my sig when you want my review. I said there I had a feeling this wouldn't be a film that plays to all quadrants equally, for good or ill.

And Greens... I can see you not liking it. I can see criticism that is legit, even if those same elements work for me.