The monarch's new armor

[Orko Is King]

I don't know how I missed this, but apparently Dr. Doom has new armor.

To be honest, I dig it.

 

[Upset Spideyfan]

I think the solicitations say that is Doom from the future.

 

[PhotoJones]

When is Turner going to stop wrecking these covers?

 

[Darthphere]

Reed's anatomy is off.

 

[venom892]

lol

 

[Upset Spideyfan]

When is Turner going to stop wrecking these covers?

When his pact with Satan comes to an end.

 

[PhotoJones]

When his pact with Satan comes to an end.

Aren't you supposed to get something in return when you make a deal with Satan? Like, I dunno...talent?

 

[The Question]

Aren't you supposed to get something in return when you make a deal with Satan? Like, I dunno...talent?

He gets hookers. Lots of hookers.

 

[Upset Spideyfan]

Aren't you supposed to get something in return when you make a deal with Satan? Like, I dunno...talent?

Satan's not a miracle worker.

 

[Anubis]

He did give him an inexplicable amount of money and fame for his art, despite the fact that it sucks.

I believe Liefeld had a similar deal.

 

[PhotoJones]

He gets hookers. Lots of hookers.

So...he made a deal with Satan to get STD's? Yikes.

 

[Dope Nose]

Aren't you supposed to get something in return when you make a deal with Satan? Like, I dunno...talent?

well, he did survive that bout with cancer. it cost him his hip though.

 

[The Question]

So...he made a deal with Satan to get STD's? Yikes.

No, it's the fancy hookers. The ones who work for "Escort Services" and cost 30,000 dollars. Except Turner gets them for free.

 

[The Question]

well, he did survive that bout with cancer. it cost him his hip though.

I feel bad about making fun of him now.

 

[Upset Spideyfan]

So...he made a deal with Satan to get STD's? Yikes.

There's always a downside when you make a pact with the devil.

 

[DeaDheaD]

He did give him an inexplicable amount of money and fame for his art, despite the fact that it sucks.

I believe Liefeld had a similar deal.

You're thinking of Tim Story

 

[Vartha]

I don't know how I missed this, but apparently Dr. Doom has new armor.

To be honest, I dig it.

I do too.

 

[Dope Nose]

Ben looks like he's checking out Sue's ass in the first image.

 

[Xofenroht]

Ben's been checking out Sue's ass since Fantastic Four #1.

 

[Anubis]

It's a nice ass. You can't help but look at it. Even when you can't see it.

 

[VICTORVONDOOMX]

That would probably have been my 2099 armor, had Turner not drawn it.
Now, it's my buck- fifty armor.

 

[PhotoJones]

Ben's been checking out Sue's ass since Fantastic Four #1.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Reed's anatomy is off.

He looks like he's rapping to me. The position of his arms and all. Like he's gonna grab Doom and then spit some rhymes.

Satan's not a miracle worker.

Nope, that's the other guy.

 

[VICTORVONDOOMX]

Seriously, though... isn't that Simonson's armor from FF #350?
...complete with RED eyes...

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Looks like something Simonson might design.