Things Dr. Doom Would Never Say

[Franklin Richards]

Inspired by That Guy's post over on the Bat World Board...


Here's one to kick it off...





Dr. Doom : Stop! Those shoes don't go with those pants.


Doom's Favorite Things
(as adapted by My Favorite Things from the Sound of Music)

Blasters on gaunlets and enemies smitten;
Dark, boiling, cauldrons and death sentences written;
Latverian embassy instead of Sing Sing;
These are a few of my favorite things.

Old gothic castles and blood sucking leeches;
Magic and gypsies and pantaloon breeches;
Doombots that fly with the moon on their wings;
These are a few of my favorite things.

Girls named Valeria with blue satin sashes;
Armor that covers my nose and eyelashes;
Soul switching magic and time warping rings;
These are a few of my favorite things.

When my Mom died,
When my face burnt,
When I'm feeling mad,
I simply remember it's all Richard's fault,
And then I don't feel so bad.

<repeat>

 

[Bottoms22]

"I need some Talcum powder for the Chaffing"


Bottoms

 

[Doomed_hero]

"You know Reed Richard is a very smart and talented guy."


"Forget taking over the world, lets play Yatzee"

 

[Orko Is King]

"I'm gay."

 

[Rebel_Ace]

"I wonder if Caller ID would help me avoid those pesky telemarketers?"

 

[wobbly]

"Sue Darling, you would never leave me for that dullard Reed, would you?"

 

[Bottoms22]

"Now I remember who Sue Storm Reminds me of! Jessica Alba! God, thats been driving me crazy all day!"

Bottoms

 

[TheSumOfGod]

Doctor Doom (while unzipping his pants): "Very well, it now seems obvious that the only way for us to finally put an end to our rivalry once and for all, Richards, is through a PEEING CONTEST!"

 

[Franklin Richards]

Doom : Boris! My pipe! My bowl! My fiddlers three!

 

[wobbly]

"Does my bum look big in this?"

 

[DarkKnightJRK]

"You know what Lavetra needs? DEMOCRACY!"

 

[Rebel_Ace]

"Of course the U.N. can send inspectors into Latervia any time they wish."

 

[MST3K 4ever]

"I can't begin to tell you how much I love fudge."

"The econonmy is a little tough for me now...it's time to start selling advertising space on my costume."

"You know what...I am tierd of trying to take over the world...I'm going to Disneyworld"

"I like long walks on the beach, mexican food, accustic guitar music, cold mixed drinks, racquetball and crushing all those who oppose me and my dreams for world domination until they beg for the sweet release of death...if these things interet you call me sometime and maybe we can go out."

 

[Rebel_Ace]

"I'll have the quiche and salad, no cucumbers, serve the dressing on the side and a bottle of Perrier."

 

[Ratcrawler]

>"Pikachu! Doom chooses thee!"

>"Trick or treat!"

>"How doth Doom eat in this thing?"

>"Ironic, is it not? My name is Victor Von Doom and I am a world renowned supervillain?"

>"What exactly am I a doctor of in the first place?"

>*pinky to mouthplate*"One BILLION Dollars!"

> "Undergarments!? Bah! Doom freeballs presently!"

>"I-AM-IRON-MAN!"

>"There is an old Latverian addage. Fool Doom once, shame on--um,--you, you cannot fool Doom!!!"

 

[Lord Valumart]

*while on tele*
"hi there, i'm Victor Von Doom, some of you may know me as Dr Doom, the enemy of the FF, Avengers and so on. But today i'm here to invite you to try the home made Latvarian ale, it's the best ale there is and allthe procedes go to third world counties, and not world domination."

 

[Roughneck]

"I am woman, hear me roar......purrrrrr"

"Perhaps If I change my name I would be more threatening. Combined Heroes fall before the might of Doctor Victor Von Fluffy Fur"

 

[wobbly]

"I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight. "

 

[spiderwyze]

"Dude! Where's my car?"

"I think so, Richards, but where are we gonna find rubber pants our size?"

"Hmm... that Doombot looks like it's on the fritz again. I'll fix it with the Handyman's Secret Weapon: Duct Tape!"

"Boris! Where'd you put my favorite pair of rubber-ducky slippers?"

"Shake y'@$$, watch y'self! Shake y'@$$, show 'em what y'workin' with!"

"Why does everybody compare me with Darth Vader and Magneto? I'm obviously more like Howard the Duck!"

 

[Rebel_Ace]

"Tell me again, how do I get the VCR to stop blinking '12:00'?"

 

[Fantastic Fan22]

Richards, return my Nelly CD or the world will face my wrath!

Yes, time for south park!

YEEEEAAAAH! OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

Now wheres that damn remote?

Rubber Ducky ur the one, U make my bath time so much fun!

 

[Roughneck]

Screw world Domination, I gonna go Rape Xaviers crippled old ass.

 

[Lord Valumart]

"is my skirt to short?"

 

[Roughneck]

Go Go Doom Skis.

And I'd have gotten away with it too if it wasnt for those meddling kids and thier Thing.

Well I saw the most interesting story on the view today.

Affleck was da bomb in Phantoms.

Who's your favorite New Kid?

The bad man touched my Penis

And for those that may have missed it earlier....

Screw world Domination, I gonna go Rape Xaviers crippled old ass.

 

[Franklin Richards]

I gotta get home. "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" is on at 9.