The Most Spectacular Ass-Whuppin's Ever!

[Hyper Venom]

Alright kids, share the stories of the most brutal, extravagant, and all around memorable ass-whuppin's you've ever seen. I don't mean anything you've seen on TV or a movie or the internet, but beat downs that you have actually witnessed and/or been involved in personally.

With that said, I was riding the trolley to the barbershop today. As soon as I step off the trolley, this kid's head gets slammed into the side of it right by the door. This other kid is beating the crap out of him. They both had to be 17 or 18. The victim swings back a few times but hits nothing but air, and ends up getting his head punched back into the trolley two times. He gets jabbed a couple of times, then they end up taking the fight out of the street and fight in front of this store. Two more kids run over from across the street, and now the kid who was previously being beaten up by one guy is now thrown against the wall of the store and beaten even more severely by three guys at once. This chick they all apparently know comes out of the store and breaks up the fight (she was pretty cute, but too young for my tastes, but that's neither here nor there ). They stop fighting for all of ten seconds before the three guys end up chasing the kid down the street.

A good time was had by all.

 

[CyberFaust]

when i get beaten i laugh like a dumbass, dunno why, but from what i've seen, it confuses people. I can't help it, i just laugh like a mad man.

 

[Ice-man]

when i get beaten i laugh like a dumbass, dunno why, but from what i've seen, it confuses people. I can't help it, i just laugh like a mad man.

yea if you make yourself look clinically insane, than they know not to **** with you.

im a pacifist but when it comes to certain situations i go crazy and most of the time the fight ends with the kid running away. t:


yell at nothing scream a bit throw punches and flai your arms, hit your head against a wall, ohh its always fun. their reaction... priceless

 

[CyberFaust]

oh, it's not intentional.
it just happens, every time...
what if i am insane?

 

[Asteroid-Man]

I got beat in the face once repeatedly for yelling at my dad. Since then I have never raised my voice to him.

 

[Tyrinus]

Whenever I hear about multiple people beating up one guy, all I can think is 'what a bunch of wusses'

 

[Hyper Venom]

Whenever I hear about multiple people beating up one guy, all I can think is 'what a bunch of wusses'

I agree. And the one guy I saw was already losing the fight. It's not like they needed to jump in it to help their friend out.

 

[Warhammer]

Nobody ever tries to fight me.
I always mind my own business and don't start shyit. Besides, nobody ever wants to fight a guy who's bigger than they are.

 

[huskerwebhead]

when i get beaten i laugh like a dumbass, dunno why, but from what i've seen, it confuses people. I can't help it, i just laugh like a mad man.

Maybe you should start looking at why you keep getting your ass beaten to begin with!

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

I don't fight, I say a yo' mamma joke, run off and sic my big bros on them.

But I recall there was an AWESOME chick fight at my school a few months ago.

Two black girls had a misunderstanding, and this one girl LEAPED on her (you know how high they can jump!? Man, she was crazy high) and started pulling on her hair and stuff.

They were screaming and stuff, and man it was hilarious.

 

[CyberFaust]

Maybe you should start looking at why you keep getting your ass beaten to begin with!

last time that happened was like 2 years ago
and they stoped because they thought i'm having a seisure or something.

 

[Hyper Venom]

There have got to be more whuppin's than this!

 

[thedeadite]

in highschool 2 girls handcuffed another girl to a fence (sitting down, arms behind her through the bars, handcuffs on her hands) and took turns repeatedly kicking her full on in the face. It didn't last long before getting broken up, but the girl ended up with a broken nose, fractured orbital bone, cracked jaw and several teeth missing. The attackers ended up in jail. It's things like this that make me hate so many people on this planet.

 

[nosebleed.]

I thrashed my bro in SFII Turbo back in 93-94. It was monumental.

 

[Rezzo]

During my junior year of high school I had a friend named Matt who got his ass kicked by some skinny little freshman. So let´s begin the story... One day after school my friend was talking to me through MSN Messenger and he asked me if I wanted to see him kick some guys ass so I said alright and told him that I´d walk over to his house, so when I arrived that freshmen wasn´t there yet so we just waited outside and after a few minutes we saw the kid come with two of his friends. So next thing you know I´m just sitting on the street curb watching my friend Matt and that other guy talk trash and then the freshmen charges and lands a few body blows and then gets his one punch to the face that ended the fight. When my friend took that hit the freshmen started saying stuff like ¨Yea *****!¨ and I couldn´t help but laugh since my friend was saying all along that he was going to kick this guys ass. So my friend just went inside his house to get some ice and the other kid just left. I went inside to check on my friend and when I saw him I was like DAAAAAAAAAAMN cause man was his eye swollen. That one punch sure did damage cause man his eye swelled up like a lemon and he had to be flown to a hospital in San Diego to have immediate surgery cause a bone around his eye had been broken and that was causing the massive swelling. So he was gone from school for a few days but once he was back he was always known to us as the guy that got his ass kicked by a little freshmen

 

[nosebleed.]

Arrggh...reading fight stories sucks. You people must draw stick figures from now on and animate them.

 

[AhabTheArab]

saw this one chick fight in the middle of the halls way back in high school, somebody called somebody else trailer trash and it was on, the one chick got ontop of the other and started slamming her fist into the chick on the floor's nose. they both lost a little hair, but one of them clearly was beaten.

then at a grad party after hs, this kid whos maybe 5 ft tall took this 6'4 giant to the ground and repeatedly punched him in the face until the cops showed up, it was bloody and glorious. cops came and it was total chaos but it was glorious.