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The Official "Ask A Teddy Bear" Thread!!!

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  1. TEDDY

    TEDDY Da BEAR!

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    With Peacekeeper complaining about how boring it is at 2:30 IN THE MORNING and my friend Mr. T currentley on vacation, I figure I'd try my luck at informing the general public.

    So, go on. Ask me anything.
     
    #1 TEDDY, Dec 30, 2004
  2. Lackey

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    Why do teddy bears make my naughty parts tingle? :confused:
     
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  3. Bathrat

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    if ducks could type, would they type coherent sentences, or 'quack quack'?
     
    #3 Bathrat, Dec 30, 2004
  4. Klxnt

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    How does it feel when you are getting fuzz shoved up your anus?
     
    #4 Klxnt, Dec 30, 2004
  5. Nero_Ordin

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    what makes mother bears so protective?
     
    #5 Nero_Ordin, Dec 30, 2004
  6. Danger Mouse

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    Why the hell did the Chinese name a soft toy after an American President??
     
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  7. Klxnt

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    They didn't.
     
    #7 Klxnt, Dec 30, 2004
  8. TEDDY

    TEDDY Da BEAR!

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    It has something to do with events in your childhood. I'm guessing you had issues with your father growing up. When most children were playing catch and watching sports with their fathers, all your father was good for was getting drunk, kicking the family dog, and finding solace in his unemployment check. He never showed you any love, so the only love love you knew was from that of your childhood toy(presumably, a teddy bear).












    Oh, that and the fact that your blind grandmother bought you a teddy who was mistakingly manufactured to be (how shall I put this...) Better endowed than most toys.
     
    #8 TEDDY, Dec 30, 2004
  9. Danger Mouse

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    Yes, they did.
     
    #9 Danger Mouse, Dec 30, 2004
  10. Klxnt

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    Japan was making "Teddy" bears before the Theodore thing happend.

    This happend later:

    The cartoon drew immediate attention. In Brooklyn, NY, shopkeeper Morris Michtom displayed 2 toy bears in the window of his Stionary and novilty store. The bears had been made by his wife, Rose from plush stuffed excelsior and finished with black shoe button eyes. Michtom recognized the immediate popularity of the new toy, requested and received permission from Roosevelt himself to call them "Teddy's Bears


    EDIT: how the hell did you get your Join Date like that?
     
    #10 Klxnt, Dec 30, 2004
  11. TEDDY

    TEDDY Da BEAR!

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    They would type coherent sentences, but they wouldn't use spellcheck, so their messages would look like a transcript for a Daffy Duck/Donald Duck cartoon, so most people wouldn't understand it anyways.

    Besides ducks aren't interested in chatting on the web, just finding illegal porn.
     
    #11 TEDDY, Dec 30, 2004
  12. Danger Mouse

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    FINALLY, someone noticed!!!

    :up:

    Have a cookie.
     
    #12 Danger Mouse, Dec 30, 2004
  13. CConn

    CConn Fountainhead of culture.

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    I noticed...I just didn't say. :o

    and how did you do that?
     
    #13 CConn, Dec 30, 2004
  14. TEDDY

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    Painful. Very, very painful.:( Why do you think us teddy bears don't celebrate Thanksgiving? The turkey is a painful reminder of the event for us. For those of you who have no idea what it's like, think diahrea in reverse.

    Do you feel like eating turkey now?
     
    #14 TEDDY, Dec 30, 2004
  15. Wiseman

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    How can I get the girl of my dreams to fall in love with me?
     
    #15 Wiseman, Dec 30, 2004
  16. Danger Mouse

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    Well, this is a "Ask A Teddy Bear" thread. Lets get him to answer that one...
     
    #16 Danger Mouse, Dec 30, 2004
  17. Klxnt

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    Thank you... but im Diabetic.

    How did you do it though?

    Teddy... seeing turky with stuff shoved up his ass just makes me all the more eager to eat it.

    You see, most turkeys are gender confused. I think they enjoy the ass shoving.
     
    #17 Klxnt, Dec 30, 2004
  18. TEDDY

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    Maternal instincts, I guess. All moms want to protect their children from the dangers in life.


    But if you want to talk over protective, try messing with the children of some suburban, mini van driving Soccer Mom one day and see how you fair. Man, those chicks don't play around.
     
    #18 TEDDY, Dec 30, 2004
  19. Danger Mouse

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    Easy. I'm one of those early ones. Right after the concept of World Wide Web was launched, I signed up with SHH.
     
    #19 Danger Mouse, Dec 30, 2004
  20. TEDDY

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    Actually, the teddy was originally of Russian decent, created in the late 19th century by a lady working in as a textile/clothing maker.

    It was later brought overseas in the early 20th century, where the name Teddy stuck. The Chinese nor the Russians named the bear after Rosevelt. It was an American that did that.

    Personally, I don't mind being named after a President. It's kinda cool, in a way.
     
    #20 TEDDY, Dec 30, 2004
  21. Klxnt

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    You look poorly made, like a hobo's creation.

    Where did you come from?
     
    #21 Klxnt, Dec 30, 2004
  22. TEDDY

    TEDDY Da BEAR!

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    One word:

    MONEY!!!

    Not saying that all women are gold-diggers, just saying that it helps.




    Oh, and it also helps if your extremly well endowed. JUST ASK BOB!
     
    #22 TEDDY, Dec 30, 2004
  23. Wiseman

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    What if I already have her tied up in my basement, can I still give her money to love me?
     
    #23 Wiseman, Dec 30, 2004
  24. TEDDY

    TEDDY Da BEAR!

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    ...Click your heels together three times and say the magic word?
















    ...Oh, and it helps to have Mob connections who know where all the MODs live.
     
    #24 TEDDY, Dec 30, 2004
  25. Klxnt

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    If you have a knife to her throat, you can give her dog poo and she will still love you.
     
    #25 Klxnt, Dec 30, 2004
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