Blatant Insubordination: Leave Green Lantern Alone!!!!!
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*sniff*…and how dare ANYONE out there make fun of
Green Lantern, after all the cast has been through!!! Ryan Reynolds went through a divorce!!! Blake Lively had nude pics leaked!!! Peter Sarsgaard got dentures after chewing all that scenery!! All you people care about is Ryan Reynolds and the CGI costume!!! HE’S A HUMAN!!! *huff huff* These people are just trying to make you fans happy, and you know, make a bunch of money…and all you do is write a bunch of crap about them!!! Green Lantern has NEVER had a movie before! EVER!!! LEAVE
GREEN LANTERN ALONE!!! LEAVE IT ALONE!!! I’M SERIOUS!!!
*ehem* So anyway…
In all seriousness, I’ve been encouraged to talk about
Green Lantern this week. As many of you know, the film opened to a lot of abysmal reviews. On Wednesday night I was horrified to see the film had garnered a average of 22 percent on RottenTomatoes.com. One reviewer said the film was worse than
X-Men Origins: Wolverine, another said it was a classic example of what happens when you value CGI over substance, another said it completely killed any chances of us ever seeing a Flash or Justice League movie. So when Eric Stuckart, Seth Miller and myself saw the midnight showing this past Friday, we were prepared for the worst.
We were shocked at what we saw: The movie really wasn’t that bad. Certainly not the diced dog **** that many critics had made it out to be. Granted, it wasn’t fantastic, but it wasn’t horrible by any means. In his review, Seth Miller gave it a 7/10. I’d have gone with a 6 or a 6.5. Eric said he’d have given it about a 5. But I think we all went in expecting a 1 or a 2.
I suspect some (SOME, not all) of the reviewers, namely those reporting from a fanboy perspective, had a skewed perspective because the film either didn’t look like the Green Lantern movie they’d been picturing in their heads for years, or they were biased against Ryan Reynolds. When you put a character like Green Lantern on the big screen, or on ANY screen for the first time, you’re going to get a lot of heated opinions, because the fan base is very passionate. This is a character that’s underrated in the eyes of many, and fans DESPERATELY wanted him to get the awe-inspiring big-screen debut he deserved. The standards for this film were set ridiculously high.
So did GL get his grandoise debut? Kind of…
The movie had its share of shaky moments. A lot of folks are complaining about Peter Sarsgaard’s performance as Hector Hammond, a mad scientist who undergoes a horrific physical transformation as he becomes a telepath. In particular, there’s a scene where his head forcibly grows larger, and he violently screams out in pain. He might have gone a bit over the top and traveled into laughter territory. The entire Hector Hammond story arc is a bit awkward at first, because by the time we get into it, we’ve met all the other main characters, and Hal Jordan’s journey as a Green Lantern is well underway. It’s almost as if the film was saying “Oh, I forgot to tell you! There’s this other guy named Hector who knew Hal growing up, and they’ve kind of got a parallel path/yin yang thing going.” I suspect there was an earlier scene with Hector that was left on the cutting room floor.
Surprisingly, some of the reviewers were pretty easy on Ryan Reynolds. One even said his charm was the best part of the film. Personally, I think Reynolds did a fine job as Hal Jordan. He may not fit the image that some fans have of Hal in their minds, or what has sometimes been portrayed in the comics. But at the end of the day, Reynolds gave us a daredevil who was afraid to admit to anyone that he
could be afraid. He shows us that if we’re brave enough to step up and face our fears, we can overcome them. That’s what Green Lantern is all about, isn’t it? Overcoming fear.
I think fans hate on Reynolds simply because he’s a talented, good looking, muscular movie star, who until recently was married to Scarlet Johannson. He’s got the life a lot of us wish we had. He doesn’t always have the most enduring screen presence. I certainly couldn’t watch Ryan Reynolds movies all day, but that doesn’t mean he’s not talented. He’s got good comedic timing, too. While he’s not my favorite by any means, I think a lot of the fans who are hating on Reynolds in the Hal Jordan role need to lighten up, and be a little more secure about their own looks and identities, if you catch my drift.
Having Parallax as the primary antagonist in the film made me nervous, because I was afraid
Green Lantern was going to fall into the same trap
Superman Returns did, and not give Hal anyone to actually fight. To an extent, that did happen. But the training scenes with Sinestro and Kilowog, as well as the emotional intensity of the battle with Parallax made up for it. That moment where Parallax is taunting Hal, telling him he’ll be responsible for the extermination of the human race, and that everyone he loves will die was really well done. You can’t put a heavier load than that on someone’s shoulders, can you? The way Hal got rid of Parallax was acceptable, though something of a bore. In the early part of the film, Parallax’s head also made be a bit leery. For some reason it reminded me of the aliens from
Mars Attacks.
Blake Lively’s performance was a pleasant surprise, in that she wasn’t as wooden and bland as I was worried she would be (mind you, I’ve never seen her in anything else). She was no Margot Kidder, but she was fine. The only thing I can say against her is that she’s 23, and Ryan Reynolds is 34, so they don’t always look like a realistic couple. But I can look past that.
I still maintain the costume is fine. Is it different? Yes. But that’s the whole point. The costume is derived from the energy in the power ring, thus it makes sense for the costume to look like flowing energy. Heck, even the mask turned out better than it originally looked in the trailers.
All in all,
Green Lantern was decent. But someone asked me today: Is decent good enough? In this case, I think so. I enjoyed
Green Lantern. I enjoyed it as much as I did
Thor, though not quite as much as
X-Men: First Class (for my money, that film has the year’s top superhero film honor thus far). As of Sunday at 1:05 a.m. CST, the film has an average of 24 percent from critics on RottenTomatoes.com. But from viewers it has 65 percent. Still not great, but much better than you might read about it.
I truly hope DC and Warner Bros. don’t go the reboot route with the Green Lantern franchise. While it might not have been as successful as they were hoping, there’s so much more interesting territory they can explore in a sequel (did everybody stay for that post-credits scene?). We don’t need to tear the house down and start from scratch. This is only the first act. The story gets better from here, and if you show people that in a sequel, they’ll come back for more.
Front page image from nerdreactor.com. Chris Crocker image from focus.com. Green Lantern image 1 from buzzsugar.com. Hal Jordan and Kilowog image from cinemablend.com. Hal Jordan and Tomar Re image from The Christian Science Monitor.
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