The Official Sin City Caption This Thread

[DarkKnightJRK]

Antonio Banderas always was a bit iffy about his bodily organs...now he's known as Betty Kane Banderas.

 

[Brown_Eye's]

Sup?

 

[DarthDevil007]

Girl: I warned you! You should have cut your fingernails....
Marv: It scratched too much...

 

[DarthDevil007]

Marv: What?!? Im not pretty enough for you?

 

[DarthDevil007]

Marv: Please...Show me your boobs again!

 

[DarthDevil007]

Yellowbastard: You know it isnt the color of the dick that matters, but the way we handle it!

 

[DarthDevil007]

Yellow: SING FOR ME!

 

[DarkKnightJRK]

Alba: Uh, you got, like, a big bugger on your face.

 

[Mr.E.Nygma]

Yellow Bastard : Do you know who I am?
Nancy : Actually, NO
Yellow Bastard : Then do you know who Mr. Schwartz is?
Nancy : Neva
Yellow Bastard : You'll soon discover ... *unzips his pants*

 

[Mr.E.Nygma]

Dwight : I'm sick of that dog who always pee on my yard, I have a surprise for him

 

[Mr.E.Nygma]

Marv : Not my fault mommy, he menaced me with a lawn mower... but I couldn't give him my Spaceballs' Jacket, so it seems nobody won finally...

 

[DarthDevil007]

Marv: did my nipple frightened you?

 

[Pierce_Bond]

Hunny Bunny ; Any of you pricks MOVE and Ill excecute every muther ****in last one of yu.

 

[Comic Book Boy]

hartigan: i love trees!

HARTIGAN: I've got wood!










....(it's a play on words)....

 

[DarkKnightJRK]

Marv: What's wrong, is Lil' Marv scaring you?
Lucille: Uh..could you point..."Lil' Marv" somewhere else? It's starting to poke through my robe...

 

[DarkKnightJRK]

Dwight is extremely serious about his games of hide and seek.

 

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

Alexis: What travelling pants????

Jessica: Next time, honey, I think you should paint the barn RED.

Hartigan: Bob, shut up...I think I've just spotted the first UFO to fly into Sin City.
Bob: First the police force now the city...we ARE going down the loo.

 

[Mr.E.Nygma]

Bob : Why don't you tell your wife about us?... It's past now, throw her away, stay with me...
Hartigan : Sorry I can't...even if I would like to I doubt you can cook chinese food as she does...Let's keep our relationship that way...
Bob : You still love me, do you?
Hartigan : ...well, don't want to disappoint but...kiddin ya; of course I do! Let's go behind those bushes!

 

[Ultimate Movie-Man]

Dude thats gross...I like it.

 

[DarkKnightJRK]

Bob: Come back here, McFly! What are ya, chicken?

Hartigan: ...Nobody calls me chicken. Nobody!

 

[DarthDevil007]

Hartigan: Is that a plane in the sky?
Bob: i think its a bird.
Hartigan: no....ITS SUPERMAN!

 

[Mr.E.Nygma]

Bob: Come back here, McFly! What are ya, chicken?

Hartigan: ...Nobody calls me chicken. Nobody!

You're my hero, BTTF is THE movie of movie history to me!!!

 

[Mr.E.Nygma]

1990
Dwight : Believe it or not, we are making a remastered version of The Terminator just before T2 arrives in theaters, and that auto-surgery scene needed a little more realism that robotics or even CGI couldn't give us, so you're the lucky guy for the eye part!
Jackie Boy : Always ready for some sciencial experimentation

 

[DarkKnightJRK]

Dwight: You have too much hair, you f**king hippie. You need a haircut.

 

[DarkKnightJRK]

Hartigan: Holy crap, I never realized you could squirt THAT much...









Yeah, I know.