The Punsiher's Official Caption This! Thread

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  1. Mr.E.Nygma

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    Yet another caption thread for everyone's fun!!! Feel free to drop in and post pictures to caption!

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    Russian : Vade Retro Santana!!!

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    Joan : Now I hope you kept a lesson from what just happen
    Punisher : Of course --> never try to fight with Pai Mei if you're not trained enough...

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    Howard Saint : I find your lack of faith disturbing...
     
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    Who or what the Hell is Pai Mei? Sounds like a Chinese food.
     
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    wasnt he the chinese guy fron kill bill 2 who the bride trained with, he taught her the exploding heart thing.
     
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    Frank: Hey, you're the hooker from X-Men 2!
     
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    Gimpy Sleep is not innocent

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    Russian: Yeap, no swollen lymph nodes, you do not have strep throat.
     
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    Saint: Did you just order a five dollar milk shake?

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    Russian: THIS. SHIRT. DOES. NOT. MAKE. ME. LOOK. GAY!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Punisher : Why don't Neo and T800 invite me to their party? I'm as equipped and armed and dangerous as them? Well at least not as the official driver for one...
     
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    Punisher : Will you marry me?
    Joan : No not today thank you.
    Punisher : Then don't continue healing me, I don't mean to live anymore...
    Joan : No don't do that!!! You have so much beatiful things to see before dying!! Like the Batman Begins Sequel for example
    Punisher : ALL RIGHTY THEN
     
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    Punisher: Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that?
     
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    Finally someone posted a caption that was funny.
     
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    Little Mickey learns why we don't meet up with strangers we talk to over the Internet.


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    Joanie: But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?
    Frank Castle: Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.



    God, I love this game. :3
     
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    Jack Bauer The Bizarro Jack Bauer

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    The Punisher has his sights on...Colton White
     
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    Hey I try my best maybe I shouldn't said Bullseye
     
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    Quentin Beck The MCU does put a smile upon my face

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    LMAO :unishr::up:
     
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    sAINT: God I love how the light hits your eyes....

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    "Call me a coward huh? Heres one fo dat a$$ Joss!!!~EASTSIDE!!!"
     
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    Here is the first image from Rocky VII: Drago's Revenge.
     
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    Dolph: What were in those brownies you gave me?
     
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    Is my fake five o' clock shadow straight?
     
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    Dolph : I'm the Punisher!
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    Punisher : Oh really?
     
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    Mona Lott: Three words: DAMN YOU'RE FINE!!! I'm not a huge action film fan, but I watch your movies just because you're in them. The gods were smiling on you when you were created. Keep the films coming, I need more *********ion material. Mona

    DL: Well Mona, Ill keep filming. We don’t want you to run out of material… All the best, Dolph

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    Hahahaha... that was so awesome! Now make another half-hour post about the steelers that nobody but you and Tim Bradstreet cares about.
     
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    Saint : What do you mean I'm not in Punisher 2???
    Glass : Well...
    Saint : Remember the rule : no corpse seen, possibility of an incredible survival
    Glass : I haven't seen a lot of bulletshot human torches who exploded in a parking survive in my lifetime sir
    Saint : Things change.
     
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    And it only took you 3 days to come up with that witty comeback. You're momma must be damn proud of you.
     

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