The Punsiher's Official Caption This! Thread

[Mr.E.Nygma]

Yet another caption thread for everyone's fun!!! Feel free to drop in and post pictures to caption!

Russian : Vade Retro Santana!!!

Joan : Now I hope you kept a lesson from what just happen
Punisher : Of course --> never try to fight with Pai Mei if you're not trained enough...

Howard Saint : I find your lack of faith disturbing...

 

[Kable24]

Who or what the Hell is Pai Mei? Sounds like a Chinese food.

 

[cashmoney]

wasnt he the chinese guy fron kill bill 2 who the bride trained with, he taught her the exploding heart thing.

 

[dude stannis]

Frank: Hey, you're the hooker from X-Men 2!

 

[Gimpy]

Russian: Yeap, no swollen lymph nodes, you do not have strep throat.

 

[dude stannis]

Saint: Did you just order a five dollar milk shake?

Russian: THIS. SHIRT. DOES. NOT. MAKE. ME. LOOK. GAY!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mr.E.Nygma]

Punisher : Why don't Neo and T800 invite me to their party? I'm as equipped and armed and dangerous as them? Well at least not as the official driver for one...

 

[Mr.E.Nygma]

Punisher : Will you marry me?
Joan : No not today thank you.
Punisher : Then don't continue healing me, I don't mean to live anymore...
Joan : No don't do that!!! You have so much beatiful things to see before dying!! Like the Batman Begins Sequel for example
Punisher : ALL RIGHTY THEN

 

[The Punisher]

Lmao

 

[trillionage]

Punisher: Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that?

 

[Kable24]

Punisher: Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that?

Finally someone posted a caption that was funny.

 

[trillionage]

Little Mickey learns why we don't meet up with strangers we talk to over the Internet.


OR....

Joanie: But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?
Frank Castle: Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.



God, I love this game. :3

 

[Jack Bauer]

The Punisher has his sights on...Colton White

 

[Neo_aa]

The Punisher has his sights on...Colton White

http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/SDC/SDC101/181026SDC.jpg

 

[Jack Bauer]

Hey I try my best maybe I shouldn't said Bullseye

 

[Quentin Beck]

Punisher : Will you marry me?
Joan : No not today thank you.
Punisher : Then don't continue healing me, I don't mean to live anymore...
Joan : No don't do that!!! You have so much beatiful things to see before dying!! Like the Batman Begins Sequel for example
Punisher : ALL RIGHTY THEN

LMAO

 

[ObakeTora]

sAINT: God I love how the light hits your eyes....

"Call me a coward huh? Heres one fo dat a$$ Joss!!!~EASTSIDE!!!"

 

[Max J Power]

Here is the first image from Rocky VII: Drago's Revenge.

 

[screech_turbo]

......

 

[ObakeTora]

Dolph: What were in those brownies you gave me?

 

[Kable24]

Is my fake five o' clock shadow straight?

 

[Mr.E.Nygma]

Dolph : I'm the Punisher!

Punisher : Oh really?

 

[Neo_aa]

Mona Lott: Three words: DAMN YOU'RE FINE!!! I'm not a huge action film fan, but I watch your movies just because you're in them. The gods were smiling on you when you were created. Keep the films coming, I need more *********ion material. Mona

DL: Well Mona, Ill keep filming. We don’t want you to run out of material… All the best, Dolph

http://www.dolphlundgren.com/messageSep.html

Is my fake five o' clock shadow straight?

Hahahaha... that was so awesome! Now make another half-hour post about the steelers that nobody but you and Tim Bradstreet cares about.

 

[Mr.E.Nygma]

Saint : What do you mean I'm not in Punisher 2???
Glass : Well...
Saint : Remember the rule : no corpse seen, possibility of an incredible survival
Glass : I haven't seen a lot of bulletshot human torches who exploded in a parking survive in my lifetime sir
Saint : Things change.

 

[Kable24]

Hahahaha... that was so awesome! Now make another half-hour post about the steelers that nobody but you and Tim Bradstreet cares about.

And it only took you 3 days to come up with that witty comeback. You're momma must be damn proud of you.