The Official Watchmen Caption Thread

[Shadow-Guardian]

I thought we could use one here, since there isn't one.

 

[TheDarkKnight08]

Dan: I forgot my cell phone.
Laurie: You wanna run back and get it?
[both turn and look at their front door 20 feet from them]
Dan: No, we've gone too far.

Adrian: Oh, yumm... *zips pants*

Dan: *sigh*... Should've used a condom.


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[Hurm...]

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Dan: *sigh*... Should've used a condom.


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HAHAHAHAHA!t:

 

[TheDarkKnight08]

HAHAHAHAHA!t:

 

[Drizzle]

"FOOD FIGHT!"

 

[SPider-T0rch]

Dan: Oh her? Yeah, I'm boning her

 

[SPider-T0rch]

Ozy: Hmm it's like a sign of things to come except like on a bigger scale

 

[Crimson Warrior]

Adrian: Yes, my new cat burglar suit is working, now I just need to go undercover as an ordinary janitor..now how do I climb this thing without taking of my fabulous trench coat.

 

[BLACK-SPIDEY]

"Rorschach journal, October 22,1985,Hurm.Window shut.only weakness.must come back later when its open.

 

[TheBatman072]

Hahaha, awesome. We definitely need more Watchmen(movie and book) parodies.

 

[Gilpesh]

:bat:I'm not wearing hockey pads!:bat:

 

[TheDarkKnight08]

Malin: So how was Tron?
Billy: I thought it was great movi-
Malin: No, like the actual place.
Billy: What are you, like ****ing ******ed or something?

 

[darkseid26]

 

[Bubastis]

Malin: So how was Tron?
Billy: I thought it was great movi-
Malin: No, like the actual place.
Billy: What are you, like ****ing ******ed or something?

Malin: Oh, no, my name is Malin Akerman :-D

 

[Drizzle]

"Rorschach journal, October 22,1985,Hurm.Window shut.only weakness.must come back later when its open.

Come on, man. Not cool. At least give me credit.

"RORSCHACH'S JOURNAL. OCTOBER 16th, 1985: TRIED GETTING INTO MOLOCH'S APARTMENT. FOUND WINDOW SHUT. MY ONLY WEAKNESS. WILL HAVE TO COME BACK WHEN WINDOW IS OPEN. POSSIBLY WHEN WEATHER IS WARMER? MUST INVESTIGATE FURTHER."

 

[CelticPredator]

I knew that was stolen!

 

[CelticPredator]

Malin: So how was Tron?
Billy: I thought it was great movi-
Malin: No, like the actual place.
Billy: What are you, like ****ing ******ed or something?

Billy: I'm the goddamn Batman!

 

[Orb]

Ozzy:I'm Guessing this is a bad time to you guys the drinks were poisioned...

 

[BLACK-SPIDEY]

Come on, man. Not cool. At least give me credit.

sorry man i thought i saw it somewhere else.

 

[Crimson Warrior]

Ozy: This is what happens to those who insult my mentor....Prince Rogers Nelson...the man taught me everything I know....

 

[Kane52630]

Heres one that i made

and if you dont get the reference heres the song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H25lz7gchaw

 

[Ryudoz]

Ozzy: I knew they'd be falling all over themselves when I told them what the machine was actually for, but this is ridiculous.

 

[iDannyR]

Heres one that i made

and if you dont get the reference heres the song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H25lz7gchaw

Oh god that's brilliant

 

[Doctor Jones]

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DAN: Crap, I hope a bastard child doesn't come out of this.

 

[Ryudoz]

Malin: Hey Billy?
Billy: Yes Malin?
Malin: Do you think I look ridiculous in this?
Billy: ...