The Dark Knight The Dark Knight Caption Thread II

[Panthro]

Funny stuff UF.

 

[ultimatefan]

FLASH: Why is Bats working non-stop for three days? What case is so tough to crack? A Riddler´s puzzle? One of Joker´s crazy and unpredictable schemes?
ROBIN: Much bigger than that. He´s trying to figure out every component of the storyline in Inception. He´s trying full-on interpretation.
FLASH: That´s impossible, can´t be done.
BATMAN: I know it can be done because I´ve done it before.
ROBIN: Uh-oh.

 

[Panthro]

Hehehehehe, funny stuff UF.

FLASH: "What-cha doin'?"
ROBIN: "He's posting a lengthy essay on Superhero Hype about how utterly disrespectful and wrong it is that they're not including Dr. Henry 'Hank' Pym, AKA: Ant-Man and/or Giant-Man, and his lovely wife Janet Van Dyne, AKA: Wasp, from the Avengers movie based on the fact that they were founders in the comics as well as Hank being the one who actually suggested forming a team while Janet actually named the team."
FLASH: "That's it? I thought you were doing something important or meaningful."
BATMAN: "Get out."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! It´s probably funnier for those who saw the movie...

Not to mention that Wasp would be one more chick...

 

[Panthro]

^^Indeed.

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FLASH: "What's the difference between the mafia and the Catholic Church?"
BATMAN: "One is a male dominated, misogynistic, hierarchical organization, which rules by fear and has a deep code of secrecy.....and the other is just the mafia."

 

[ultimatefan]

GREEN ARROW: How come I don´t have my own movie yet?
BATMAN: Explain to me exactly why you should have a movie when Wonder Woman and Flash don´t have one yet.
GREEN ARROW: Explain to me exactly why neither of us have a movie when Justin Bieber does.
BATMAN: Don´t even get me started on that.

GREEN ARROW: Why don´t you ditch that gigantic computer and get a laptop already?
BATMAN: Great, I´m having my delay in technological upgrades questioned by a guy whose primary weapon and gadget is the bow and arrow.
GREEN ARROW: Go to bad place.

 

[Panthro]

GREEN ARROW: How come I don´t have my own movie yet?
BATMAN: Explain to me exactly why you should have a movie when Wonder Woman and Flash don´t have one yet.
GREEN ARROW: Explain to me exactly why neither of us have a movie when Justin Bieber does.
BATMAN: Don´t even get me started on that.

GREEN ARROW: Why don´t you ditch that gigantic computer and get a laptop already?
BATMAN: Great, I´m having my delay in technological upgrades questioned by a guy whose primary weapon and gadget is the bow and arrow.
GREEN ARROW: Go to bad place.

 

[Panthro]

AQUAMAN: "Who's the loser now?"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and hehehehehe

AQUAMAN: I don´t need to be in water for THIS, b****!

AQUAMAN: C´mon, call me the useless laughingstock of the DC Universe while I point THIS bad boy to your precious, beloved Batman! I dare ya!! I triple f***ing dare ya!!

 

[ultimatefan]

COMIC BOOK GUY: Meh, the Joker sucks in TDK cuz he doesn´t do his creepy clown comedy routine...

JOKER: Hmmm, I guess I didn´t, lemme see... I put clown masks on the bank robbers, ran over a guy with a school bus and used it to escape, did the magic pencil trick,left a Joker card as my calling card, put my clown make up on a dead guy, blew up a judge spreading cards all over the place, made up sappy stories about my background, dressed up as a cop to shoot the mayor, drove a circus truck with the "Slaughter is the best medicine" gag, used a burned up firemen truck to block traffic, sneaked into a hospital dressed up as a female nurse, dressed hostages as clowns and henchmen as doctors... What the f*** you think all that stuff was, smartass?!

COMIC BOOK GUY: Yeah, but you didn´t to the killer electric buzz bit...

JOKER: You know, my chubby friend, you always look so cranky... Let´s put a smile in that face!

 

[Panthro]

COMIC BOOK GUY: Meh, the Joker sucks in TDK cuz he doesn´t do his creepy clown comedy routine...

JOKER: Hmmm, I guess I didn´t, lemme see... I put clown masks on the bank robbers, ran over a guy with a school bus and used it to escape, did the magic pencil trick,left a Joker card as my calling card, put my clown make up on a dead guy, blew up a judge spreading cards all over the place, made up sappy stories about my background, dressed up as a cop to shoot the mayor, drove a circus truck with the "Slaughter is the best medicine" gag, used a burned up firemen truck to block traffic, sneaked into a hospital dressed up as a female nurse, dressed hostages as clowns and henchmen as doctors... What the f*** you think all that stuff was, smartass?!

COMIC BOOK GUY: Yeah, but you didn´t to the killer electric buzz bit...

JOKER: You know, my chubby friend, you always look so cranky... Let´s put a smile in that face!

Hahahahahahahaha

The epic failure that is Comic Book Guy makes for great captions.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro,

That´s right, I got rid of the trunks in comics too, DEAL with it! Why was my crotch-area dressing so important to begin with, by the way?

 

[Panthro]

Thanks Panthro,

That´s right, I got rid of the trunks in comics too, DEAL with it! Why was my crotch-area dressing so important to begin with, by the way?

Bwahahahahaha, good question.

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "He stands... like a pagan god or deposed tyrant... staring out over the city that he has sworn to... stare out over. And it's obvious, just by looking at him, that he's got some pretty heavy things on his mind."

 

[RustyCage]

BATMAN: "He stands... like a pagan god or deposed tyrant... staring out over the city that he has sworn to... stare out over. And it's obvious, just by looking at him, that he's got some pretty heavy things on his mind."

'There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?'

 

[Panthro]

'There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?'

 

[kedrell]

Alfred: "So, how did you know Mr. Dent works in Gotham? Is he one of your clients?"

Harvey: "Certainly not!"

Alfred: "I was asking Rachel."

Harvey: [to Rachel] "Well, you tell him it's not true."

Rachel: "It's not true."

Alfred: [to Rachel] "Is that true?"

Rachel: "No, it's not true."
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[kedrell]

Bruce: "Ah-ha! So it is true!"

Alfred: "A double negative!"

Harvey: "A double negative?"

Harvey: [to Rachel] "You mean you have....photographs?"

Alfred: "That sounds like a confession to me. In fact the double negative has led to proof positive. I'm afraid you gave yourself away."

Harvey: "Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?"

Alfred: "You don't need any help from me, sir."
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[kedrell]

Harvey: "That's right!"

 

[kedrell]

Rachel: "So what's Harvey's dirty little secret?"

Alfred: "I can tell you that. He's secretly seeing a psychiatrist for issues of mental imbalance that he is chronicaly prone to."

Harvey: "And just how did you know that?"

Alfred: "Can you keep a secret?"

Harvey: "Of course."

Alfred: "So can I."

 

[Panthro]

Great saga there ked!

Man I thought we'd abandoned this thread...

 

[kedrell]

Thanks.

 

[kedrell]

Batman: "Hmm, Christmas done come early this year."

 

[Panthro]

Batman: "Hmm, Christmas done come early this year."

Hehehehehe

 

[JonnyNemo]

Look! I can throw a shrimp on the barby!