The Dark Knight The Dark Knight Caption Thread II

[why_so_serious?]

Since everybody enjoyed the last one I think it is time to introduce the new beginning of the Dark Knight Caption Thread!

Let us begin.

 

[Panthro]

AARON ECKHART: "Brandon Routh as Conan the Barbarian?! Oh yeah, that'll go over well with the Conan fan base!"

SWAT GUY #1: "I knew if we got Gordon to sit still in the diner long enough it would lure out the Batman!"

BATGIRL: "Miley Cyrus as me?! You've got to be kidding!"

JOKER: "What kind of a person are you?"
BATMAN: "I figure I'm pretty much just like you. Only successful."

BATGIRL: "Maybe this will encourage you to learn how to use a condom!"

BATMAN: "God damn it, this isn't my schtick! This is supposed to be either Superman's or Green Lantern's schtick! Stop trying to stick me with other people's schticks!"

ROBIN: "So any luck on getting me into the next movie?"
BATMAN: "Sorry old chum, but I'm afraid that the days of the dynamic duo kicking ass and taking names up on the big Silver Screen are over."
ROBIN: "Snap."

DENT: "But I wasn't hotlinking!"
BATMAN: "Yeah yeah, that's what they all say!"

HARVEY DENT: "I'm Harvey Dent, and I approve this new caption thread."

 

[protocida]

Are the threads going to be deleted too?

 

[protocida]

DENT: The crows ate my eyes, Batman! They ate it, I TELL YOU!

BATMAN: Goddam Martinis...

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

panthro, yours are hilarious!!

"i wasnt hotlinking", batman in space, and a classic kick to the nuts. LMFAO

 

[kedrell]

edit

 

[kedrell]

Flass: "I think I have a super-hero stalker."
Batman: "I was in the neighborhood."
Flass: "You are amazing. Do I get to say thank you this time?"

 

[kedrell]

Robin: "My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling! I want you to play with my ding-a-ling..."

Batman: "This act is OVER!!"

 

[Panthro]

DENT: The crows ate my eyes, Batman! They ate it, I TELL YOU!

BATMAN: Goddam Martinis...

Hehehe

I think they're only closing the really long threads, like 500+ pages.

RACHEL: "Katie Holmes? No, I don't know why people confusing me with her. I mean, do I look like the Stepford trophy wife of a controversial Hollywood star to you?"
DENT: "Not really."

 

[kedrell]

Yeah, they closed the Spidey Caption thread as well. I started a new one just above it in the same forum.

 

[protocida]

HARVEY: Nananananana... Batman! Nanananana... Batman!

BATMAN: Dammit, Harvey! You're in the middle of a campaign! How the hell did you got so drunk?

 

[protocida]

Classic images:

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

Flass: "I think I have a super-hero stalker."
Batman: "I was in the neighborhood."
Flass: "You are amazing. Do I get to say thank you this time?"

 

[kedrell]

Robin: "You look fine."
Batman: "I didn't ask."

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

HARVEY: Nananananana... Batman! Nanananana... Batman!

BATMAN: Dammit, Harvey! You're in the middle of a campaign! How the hell did you got so drunk?

 

[why_so_serious?]

Batman: I ***** in your coffee. That's why its steaming more than it should.

 

[Secret Fawful]

Superman: So, Batman, I mean, who are you. Really?
Batman: I can't tell you that. You're asking for my secret identity. Are you nuts?
Superman: Oh, come on. I mean it's only fair; we're partners in crime. I think I deserve to know; I could watch your back in real life and stuff.
Batman: Oh, very well.
Superman:
Batman: WHAT?
Superman: Holy crap! You're Bruce Wayne? THE Bruce Wayne?
Batman: Wait...wait. Who did you think I was?
Superman: Harvey Dent! I mean you totally had me fooled. I was so sure, I didn't even bother to use my X-Ray vision on you.
Batman: Wait....if you thought you knew...why did you have me unmask?

Robert Downey Jr: *click* Surprise!

 

[Indrid Cold]

Heath:"But i want to keep the knife.."
Nolan & Oldman:"No!"
Heath:"But I'm still in Charact.."
Nolan & Oldman:"No Heath we are wrapping."
Heath:"well...I'm gonna keep it anyway...just in ca.."
Nolan & Oldman:"For the love of god, go HOME!"

 

[Panthro]

Heath:"But i want to keep the knife.."
Nolan & Oldman:"No!"
Heath:"But I'm still in Charact.."
Nolan & Oldman:"No Heath we are wrapping."
Heath:"well...I'm gonna keep it anyway...just in ca.."
Nolan & Oldman:"For the love of god, go HOME!"

Hehe, funny yet sad at the same time.

 

[Indrid Cold]

Ya know Panthro, you are right, it is kinda sad but funny.

 

[kedrell]

Robin: "I know everything there is to know about the shrimping business. Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich..."

Robin: "That...that's about it."

Batman: "You gotta do that from time to time or he'll just keep going on forever."

 

[Panthro]

Robin: "I know everything there is to know about the shrimping business. Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich..."

Robin: "That...that's about it."

Batman: "You gotta do that from time to time or he'll just keep going on forever."

 

[Panthro]

ROBIN: "Wait, I've got it! I know how to rid Gotham of all the super-villains! We'll kill the first born male child of every super-villain household!"

BATMAN: "Hmm... Too Jewish."

 

[kedrell]

^

 

[shopaholic10]

Great movie!