The Parker Doctrine

[Sawyer]

MUAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

 

[The Shape]

Do we get to choose your avy also?

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

MUAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

I got what I wanted, 2 time Deathmatch loser.

Do we get to choose your avy also?

I keep whatever avy, but don't worry, I'll make it a good one.

 

[Sawyer]

I got what I wanted, 2 time Deathmatch loser.

And it only took you ****ing yourself out for votes with a gimmick that will stick you with a user name you probably won't like for two years straight.

 

[DarkSentinel]

I'm still campaigning for Dick Reily.

 

[OriginalMiles]

Reilly Grayson

 

[DarkSentinel]

NO, Miles.

 

[OriginalMiles]

NO, Miles.

YES, DS. t:

 

[Fallen Angel]

Go home Miles.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Mrs. Sawyer or death.

To become Mrs. Sawyer is death.

 

[Sawyer]

To become Mrs. Sawyer is death.

You're just mad because I want Selleck to have the title. Suck it up, Guttenberg!

 

[OriginalMiles]

Go home Miles.

I'm getting tired of your ****, Fallen.

 

[Fallen Angel]

I'm getting tired of your ****, Fallen.

I love you too Miles.,

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

And it only took you ****ing yourself out for votes with a gimmick that will stick you with a user name you probably won't like for two years straight.

Worth it.

You had to go down, one way or another. Sometimes you have to go to extremes to achieve what you want. You cannot discredit the fact that I wanted this deathmatch more and would have always done more to get it than you would ever have. You would have never outdone me. You see, I understand the more important thing, it's about who you are and what username you use, but it's what you post that defines you. So if I have to become Mrs. Sawyer in order to defeat you in this, our 3rd and potentially final Deathmatch, as I have only entered these Deathmatches with the stipulation that you'll be in them for me to defeat you, go ahead. But it won't make my thoughts and ideas any different.

Also, you all really underestimate my penchant for self-deprecation.

 

[Sawyer]

Worth it.

You had to go down, one way or another. Sometimes you have to go to extremes to achieve what you want. You cannot discredit the fact that I wanted this deathmatch more and would have always done more to get it than you would ever have. You would have never outdone me. You see, I understand the more important thing, it's about who you are and what username you use, but it's what you post that defines you. So if I have to become Mrs. Sawyer in order to defeat you in this, our 3rd and potentially final Deathmatch, as I have only entered these Deathmatches with the stipulation that you'll be in them for me to defeat you, go ahead. But it won't make my thoughts and ideas any different.

Also, you all really underestimate my penchant for self-deprecation.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Now play my music!

NO WAIT DON'T PLAY MY MUSIC!
[YT]DhPFQzxhWeY[/YT]

 

[DarkSentinel]

And his penchant for self-defacation.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

 

[regnak]

Mrs. Sawyer

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Jabooty or bust.

 

[Spider-Ock]

I dont know you guys so well, but how about "I Love Sawyer"?

 

[Sawyer]

Well it would certainly be accurate, but.

 

[Spider-Ock]

Mrs. Sawyer for the win, then.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Ted Danson is not Mrs. Sawyer.
Sawyer is the Stepdad of PW's Daughter.

 

[SuperFerret]

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I'm reading this thread, and I'm enjoying it, and then... I realize something. Something important, something that Parker missed in his pompous grandstanding. This manifesto makes me laugh. It makes me laugh hard.

Why? Because Triton over here hasn't won yet. How could he have? He still has a formidable opponent in his way.

Here's the funny thing with this whole "Parker Doctrine" thing. You gave it all, you even sacrificed your very identity to win... a mid-card match against Sawyer. True, the man is your hated enemy, but you stooped to cheap, self-depreciating tactics and ensured that most of the people voting for you wound up voting against you by doing so. I hope you enjoy your victory, Mrs. Sawyer. It will be a fleeting one.

I'll see you in a few days.

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