The Parker Doctrine

[Spider-Aziz]

 

[Hunter Rider]

*Crowd starts random CM Punk chant!*

 

[Kane52630]

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I'm reading this thread, and I'm enjoying it, and then... I realize something. Something important, something that Parker missed in his pompous grandstanding. This manifesto makes me laugh. It makes me laugh hard.

Why? Because Triton over here hasn't won yet. How could he have? He still has a formidable opponent in his way.

Here's the funny thing with this whole "Parker Doctrine" thing. You gave it all, you even sacrificed your very identity to win... a mid-card match against Sawyer. True, the man is your hated enemy, but you stooped to cheap, self-depreciating tactics and ensured that most of the people voting for you wound up voting against you by doing so. I hope you enjoy your victory, Mrs. Sawyer. It will be a fleeting one.

I'll see you in a few days.

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[JP]

Ferret you have ANY idear what you've done?

 

[DarkSentinel]

Is Parker the CM Punk of the Hype?


That means I'm Ambrose!!

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Is Parker the CM Punk of the Hype?


That means I'm Ambrose!!

Ferret is the Punk.

 

[Sawyer]

Ferret you have ANY idear what you've done?

Dropping truth bombs? He knows what he done.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

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I'm reading this thread, and I'm enjoying it, and then... I realize something. Something important, something that Parker missed in his pompous grandstanding. This manifesto makes me laugh. It makes me laugh hard.

Why? Because Triton over here hasn't won yet. How could he have? He still has a formidable opponent in his way.

Here's the funny thing with this whole "Parker Doctrine" thing. You gave it all, you even sacrificed your very identity to win... a mid-card match against Sawyer. True, the man is your hated enemy, but you stooped to cheap, self-depreciating tactics and ensured that most of the people voting for you wound up voting against you by doing so. I hope you enjoy your victory, Mrs. Sawyer. It will be a fleeting one.

I'll see you in a few days.

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Who are you? I mean, WHO are you? You pipebomb against me? I've been pipebombing before anyone knew what pipebomb was!

I've fought battled against Sawyer, battled him to best rivalry and best pair for it, won It Boy in 2013, transformed into It King, and was the former movie poster of the year. I ask again, who are you?

That's nice little soliloquy you got there, but it doesn't matter. I would have done anything to beat Sawyer, whether it was sell my username, sell my PS4, sell my house, and my first born, but of course, I simply had to sell my username for 2 years, but that's fine. Saywer needed to learn, and if I become Mrs. Saywer, it a hollow victory done under my control with my choice. He wins nothing, and he will always be under my thumb.

Everyone knows who I am, and everyone from that Batboards to the X-Men forums have heard, dreaded, and even feared the name Parker Wayne and have paid attention to these Deathmatches, which why Sawyer-Parker Wayne was the most voted Deathmatch so far.

While you breezing through Dirty Harry, and playing passive game of verbal patty-cake with E-Man, I was taking out the trash with Senty, and guaranteeing that once and for all, I am the dominant deathmatch poster over Sawyer. In fact, I know that before making your post, you were on your knees, begging the all-mighty God himself Mike Tyson how to combat the one and only Parker Wayne like this:

Dear Holy Savior Iron Mike, I've got a huge gotten this far deathmatches, and I have got a major one against the One and Only Parker Wayne, but people think Parker Wayne is gonna beat me worse than Rodney King at a Klan convention. What do I do?

Well, Uniqueweasel-

It's Superfer-

KNOW YOU'RE ROLE AND SHUT YOUR F**KING MOUTH YOU BEFORE I EAT YOUR FIRST AND SECOND BORN, B***H.

Now the only solution I think you have here, is that you have to steal what Sawyer said, and go bigger and more dramatic with it to save face.

But, Iron Mike, I do not think that will wor-

YOU DON'T DOUBT THE ALMIGHTY IRON MIKE TYSON! I AM NEVER WRONG.

But like his prediction and actual fight with Evander Holyfield, Tyson was wrong, because no matter what name I go by, whether it's Parker Wayne, Park3r Wayn3, Mrs. Sawyer, Mr.Frostee, DarkSentinellover666, or Ilovecrabs69, I will still be known as a the ass-kicking, pie eating, self-deprecation spewing son of a b***h around here these parts.

I do have to give to credit to one thing. Unlike that cheerleader you spent so much time trying to stalk convince to dance with you who thought you reek of diaper full of Indian food, now you got the attention of the Great One. So you know what, we're gonna dance. We're gonna do some salsa, some merengue, some polka, and some breakdancing; and when you least expect it,

I'm going to register into the Smackdown hotel, show you a recipe from the Great One's Cookbook, and layeth the Smackdown all over your candy ass! IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?

[YT]CUNPUdl5Hyc[/YT]

 

[DarkSentinel]

I like DarkSentinelLover666. It sounds evil.

 

[Superman 1265]

Well... I'm looking forward to the PW vs Superferret match now.

 

[E-Man]

I still think that Nomar Garciaparra should be the name for PW.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Poll is up! These were the only 4 repeated picks.

 

[Sawyer]

MUAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Do NOT vote Triton. Triton is what Parker wants. Vote Spider-Aziz 2.0 or alternatively Mrs Sawyer or alternatively Loud Silent Man.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Parker should have no vote in this.

 

[Sawyer]

Agreed.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Should have stipulated that before voting. My vote counts.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Should have stipulated that before voting. My vote counts.

Sez you, Aziz 2.0.

 

[DarkSentinel]

None of these choices are good.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Why was my name repeated?

At least it's not calling him a Gal.

 

[E-Man]

*Sigh* You people had a great chance to troll Parker into a DarkSentinel level meltdown with Nomar Garciaparra, and you BLEW IT!

 

[Piper Maru]

From these name choices I would have to say Mrs. Sawyer is fitting.

 

[DarkSentinel]

*Sigh* You people had a great chance to troll Parker into a DarkSentinel level meltdown with Nomar Garciaparra, and you BLEW IT!

***** please, no one melts down like me. Promo of the year material.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Jabooty. Know the truth... It was ALWAYS Jabooty.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

***** please, no one melts down like me. Promo of the year material.

Yep. Nobody can out-wuss you!