The Parker Doctrine

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Me to Sawyer.

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[Spider-Aziz]

Don't push me to spousal abuse!

You'll be the one getting an arrest.

 

[Sawyer]

You'll be the one getting an arrest.

Nobody asked you, Patrice.

 

[DarkSentinel]

I'm calling Social Services.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Nobody asked you, Patrice.

No one asked a thing, Katar.
Comments fly everywhere.

 

[Sawyer]

Time's up.

hahah...

hahahAHAHAH

MUAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!

 

[Spider-Aziz]

You should make a similar decision after he returns to the name Parker Wayne.

 

[Sawyer]

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[Spider-Aziz]

The epic laughter is the best part about this mess.

 

[nogolf33]

Too late for Lady Sawyerette?

 

[Pink Ranger]

Okay, so C. Lee is walking the former Parker down the aisle, Hunter R is officiating the ceremony, I'm the event planner (of course), DJ Kidd is the reception DJ, Maaoz is the ring bearer and Pinchy is the flower girl. Now you each have to choose a best man, and we can get this thing started.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Between JJJ's Ulcer and The Bamfer, who makes a better best man?

 

[DarkSentinel]

...I'm gonna need to smoke a LOT of weed to get through this ceremony.

 

[Pink Ranger]

...I'm gonna need to smoke a LOT of weed to get through this ceremony.

I keep my special brownies under the dessert table. Just go easy on them; we already have the other DS in the broom closet trying to come down.

 

[Superman 1265]

Y'know... If instead, Sawyer became Mrs. Parker, he could have become a total Bridezilla and made Parker hate his life. But that ship has sailed...

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Do I look pretty?

 

[Sawyer]

Do I look pretty?

I've seen better.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

 

[Spider-Aziz]

This lady should be in your avatar.

Spoiler

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Catcalling Mrs. Sawyer is very rude behavior. I thought I'd get that out there before it became a problem.

@Aziz: Felicity! Darling!

 

[Spider-Aziz]

@Superman Prime: I know, that's the name I inserted in DC wikia to find her image.

 

[OriginalMiles]

This isn't gonna get confusing. Nope, not at all!

 

[Pink Ranger]

The missus should use photoshop or something to make his avatar into Professor Zoom.

 

[Piper Maru]

...I'm gonna need to smoke a LOT of weed to get through this ceremony.

So a typical Friday night?

 

[Feenix]

Okay, so C. Lee is walking the former Parker down the aisle, Hunter R is officiating the ceremony, I'm the event planner (of course), DJ Kidd is the reception DJ, Maaoz is the ring bearer and Pinchy is the flower girl. Now you each have to choose a best man, and we can get this thing started.