The Photo Caption Thread: Political Edition

[MaskedManJRK]

The prophecy has been full filled! Now we just have to wait for Dick Cheney to come back from his surgery in Full Vader gear.

Darth Cheney - "Obama I am your Cousin's Cousin's Cousin's Cousin."
Obama - ""

Or:

DARTH CHENEY: Before you die there is something you should know about us, President Obama.
OBAMA: What?
DARTH CHENEY: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
OBAMA: What does that make us?
DARTH CHENEY: Absolutely nothing. Which is what you're about to become!

 

[Matt Mortem]

hehehe I was waiting for a Spaceballs nod

 

[Marx]

Or:

DARTH CHENEY: Before you die there is something you should know about us, President Obama.
OBAMA: What?
DARTH CHENEY: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
OBAMA: What does that make us?
DARTH CHENEY: Absolutely nothing. Which is what you're about to become!

 

[BlackestNight]

Or:

DARTH CHENEY: Before you die there is something you should know about us, President Obama.
OBAMA: What?
DARTH CHENEY: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
OBAMA: What does that make us?
DARTH CHENEY: Absolutely nothing. Which is what you're about to become!

lol Spaceball's quote. That's Classic.

 

[Marx]

 

[BlackLantern]

Hillary: so Bill says "how do you define 'alone'?? hahahahaha
Joe Biden: (inner voice)...not easy on the eyes, but that rack is ok

Secret Service guy in back: She totally cut one...I remember that smell...smells like 3 day old bacon and cantaloupe....

 

[Marx]

In honor of the holidays...

 

[Matt Mortem]

In honor of the holidays...

All I can think of when I see that one is Frank Caliendo doing his Bush impression. "Gobble, Gobble".

 

[Hobgoblin]

Hillary: (thinking) What are you Secret Service clods waiting for?! Save me!

 

[Marx]

 

[Majic Walrus]

Baaaaaby braaaaaaaaaaaaains!

 

[Marx]

 

[Marx]

 

[Hobgoblin]

That may be the the most emotional I've ever seen Barack.

 

[Paroxysm]

That may be the the most emotional I've ever seen Barack.

Too bad you weren't at the post-Thanksgiving pickup game were be busted his lip.

 

[Paroxysm]

 

[Dr. Evil]

John McCain: This is how we ate back in the Roman period.

 

[Marx]

 

[Marx]

 

[DACrowe]

"Thank God I finally get to drink a real brew with great taste over here. Back home I have to drink Anheuser-Busch's watery horse urine for photo-ops!"

So true.

 

[Marx]

 

[hippie_hunter]

Barack looks like he does not want to down that. Not that I blame him, Guinness sucks.

 

[Marx]

Guinness takes like a shoe. It's horrible!

 

[hippie_hunter]

Guinness takes like a shoe. It's horrible!

Damn right it does. Just look at Obama's face. You know that in his head he's saying "****!" because even he knows how horrible it is.

 

[Quetzal]

Oh god this is good stuff, never seen this thread before. Keep up the funny stuff.