The Dark Knight The Sons of Crispin's Father.

[Noir]

Dear Warner Bros,

You continue to torment the true fans of Batman, i.e. the Tim Burton fans. First you refused our request to digitally insert Crispin Glover into the film. Then to add insult to injury, you kept the original moustache grown by Gary Oldman when we told you that Pat Hingle's was much better suited for the Batverse. Now we see that all scenes in this film have been directed by Christopher Nolan, a pretentious filmmaker that has chosen to take a totally unrealistic view of Batman and we've decided that the only way to save this franchise is to get a director more capable of handling realism and have him redirect all the scenes, which will then be digitally inserted over the original work directed by Christopher Nolan. We are all in agreement that the ideal man for this re-shoot is director Christopher Nolan. We demand you immediately hire Nolan to re-film the movie and have his work digitally replace all scenes orginally directed by Christopher Nolan. We demand that you comply this time... or otherwise you will suffer the consequences.

Respectfully,

Signed,

THE SONS OF CRISPIN'S FATHER

Hole Shot
Shoemeister
JokerGrayson --> just as good as the next guy
CaptainClown
uc73
Cowleen
The Ghost of Jimmy
Elliot Spitzer
Lauren Graham
TV's Frank
Neil Diamond
Jesus
Crispin Glover
Bruce Glover
Danny Glover
Steve-O Glover
The Four Tops
The Four Seasons
The Three Stooges
Shemp
Joe
Curly Joe
Teh Puffy
The Geico Gecko
The Maytag Repair Man (he's dead)
Christopher Nolan
Jonathan Nolan
Nolan Ryan
Killing Joke926, The One and Only KJ
Noir: Lord of the Lounge
Michael Flatley: Lord of the Dance
William Golding: Lord of the Flies
Frodo Baggins: Lord of the Rings
Stotch
jokersminion
Joe Montana
Joe Mantegna
Mean Joe Green
Mr Thau please create in CGI Crispin Glover is the Joker scene
Mike Myers
Michael Myers
Oscar Meyers
Luchastyle
BatSpider
GoogleMe94
YahooYou9deuce
John Rambo
Rocky Balboa
Judge Dredd
Gabe Walker
Raymond "Ray" Tango
John Spartan
Lincoln Hawk <---- He arm wrestled
Lt. Marion "Cobra" Cobretti

http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/TSOCF


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[Miranda Fox]

You forgot DD.

Also, half of your members appear to be banned, dead or not real. t:

 

[Noir]

Sign the real petition in the link if you want!

WE WANT HINGLE'S 'STACHE CGIed IN

 

[DaRkVeNgeanCe]

Hingle's stache lol

 

[Killing Joke926]

You forgot about the Mysterious Ink Drinker Noir.

 

[Noir]

he's on there.

 

[p.marlowe]

Question: How does a guy with fewer than seventy posts piss off a person with over 14,500 posts?

Answer: He announces that the Tim Burton/ Joel Schumacker Batman films SUCKED! And more importantly-

Crispin Glover is a non working hack!!!

I write this with a smile, Have fun making fun of me! I will now log off like a chicken...

 

[Shoemeister]

HODE IT UP!
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[DaRkVeNgeanCe]

What Loraine? What?

 

[Noir]

 

[DaRkVeNgeanCe]

thats great, and just made my day!

 

[Shoemeister]

We will rise again.

 

[Zacky]

We will rise again.

Yes we will.

 

[The Battousai]

HODE IT UP!

 

[Andrex]

the true fans of Batman, i.e. the Tim Burton fans.

Oxymoron?

 

[BIGNASTYBUDDHA]

man you fellars need to get off the crack. NOLANS Batman movies are a trllion times better than the previous installments of batman. R yall smoking crack? and Crispin by far is a horrible actor i don't see how you would want his name attached to a batman film. And Ledgers performance will be legendary mark my words.

 

[FlawlessVictory]

Mr Thau please create in CGI Crispin Glover is the Joker scene

LMAO

 

[bunk]

I thought I read somewhere, Frodo changed his stance... maybe not.

 

[I Am The Knight]

GoogleMe94 was one of them Sons of Crispin's Father. Why am I not surprised?

Anyway, I want in.

 

[Zacky]

Hode It Up!

 

[CaptainClown]

Yes~!

 

[Bond]

I remember this happening, but I can't remember why I didn't join in. Dammit.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

lol is this fo real?

 

[CaptainClown]

ace read the names on the petition

 

[Ace of Knaves]

lol i see now! the plot thickens!! whooohahahahahehehehahaha