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I lufe-a red Merfel ... she-a is su flurty! Bork Bork Bork!
 
Velcume-a, Defeed Stersky. Yuoo lest feesited: Tudey et 03:51 EM
 
Speeder-mun, Speeder-mun Dues vhetefer a speeder cun Speens a veb, uny seeze-a Cetches zeeeefes joost leeke-a fleees Luuk oooot Here-a cumes zee Speeder-mun Is he-a strung, leestee bood He's gut redeeuectife-a bluud Cun he-a sveeng frum a threed Teke-a a luuk oofer heed Hey zeere-a Zeere-a gues zee Speeder-mun In zee cheell ooff neeght Et zee scene-a ooff a creeme-a Leeke-a a streem ooff leeght He-a erreefes joost in teeme-a Speeder-mun, Speeder-mun Freeendly neeeghburhuud Speeder-mun Velcume-a heem, he's ignured Ecshun is hees rooerd Tu heem, leeffe-a is a greet beeg bung-up Vherefer zeere's a hung-up Yuoo'll feend zee Speeder-mun
 
Teemes ere-a strunge-a Ve-a gut a free-a upgrede-a fur snekes oon a plune-a. **** im, I dun't cere-a. Buooght zee cheep chempegne-a, ve're-a gueeng doon in flemes, hey. Ooh, I'm reedy fur it Cume-a oon, breeng it. Ooh, I'm reedy fur it Cume-a oon, breeng it. Ooh, I'm reedy fur it Cume-a oon, breeng it. Ooh, I'm reedy fur it Cume-a oon, breeng it. Su keess me-a guudbye-a. Huney, I'm gunna meke-a it oooot eleefe-a. Su keess me-a guudbye-a. I cun see-a zee fenum in yuoor iyes. Guudbye-a. It's teeme-a tu fly, tu meke-a zee sters eleegn veet zee toorpenteene-a luoongeeng in zeeur sooeets und teees. Vetch zee vhure's perede-a fur zee preece-a yuoo peeed, hey. Ooh, I'm reedy fur it Cume-a oon, breeng it. Ooh, I'm reedy fur it Cume-a oon, breeng it. Ooh, I'm reedy fur it Cume-a oon, breeng it. Ooh, I'm reedy fur it Cume-a oon, breeng it. Su keess me-a guudbye-a. Huney I'm gunna meke-a it oooot eleefe-a Su keess me-a guudbye-a. I cun see-a zee fenum in yuoor iyes Su keess me-a guudbye-a. Huney, I'm gunna meke-a it oooot eleefe-a Su keess me-a guudbye-a. I cun see-a zee fenum in yuoor iyes Guudbye-a. Ledeees und gentlemee Zeese-a snekes ere-a sleezeerin' veet duller seegns in zeey iyes veet tungooes su repteeliun Thees indoostry's fenemuoos veet culd-bluuded senteement Nu need fur nerfuoosness It's joost a leettle-a toorboolence-a. Su keess me-a guudbye-a. Huney I'm gunna meke-a it oooot eleefe-a Su keess me-a guudbye-a. I cun see-a zee fenum in yuoor iyes Su keess me-a guudbye-a. Huney, I'm gunna meke-a it oooot eleefe-a Su keess me-a guudbye-a. I cun see-a zee fenum in yuoor iyes Guudbye-a. Ooh, I'm reedy fur it Cume-a oon, breeng it. Ooh, I'm reedy fur it Cume-a oon, breeng. Ooh, I'm reedy fur it Cume-a oon, breeng it. Ooh, I'm reedy fur it Cume-a oon, breeng it. Ve-a seem tu be-a luseeng elteetoode-a et un elermeeng pece-a Meedtoon doontoon Snekes oon a blug I sooggest yuoo greb yuoor unkles und keess yuoor ess guudbye-a.

:woot:
 
Sumebudy sefe-a me-a I dun't cere-a hoo yuoo du it Joost sefe-a, sefe-a Cume-a oon I'fe-a beee veeeting fur yuoo
 
Speeder-mun, Speeder-mun
Dues vhetefer a speeder cun
Speens a veb,
uny seeze-a
Cetches zeeeefes
joost leeke-a fleees
Luuk oooot
Here-a cumes zee Speeder-mun

Is he-a strung,
leestee bood
He's gut redeeuectife-a bluud
Cun he-a sveeng
frum a threed
Teke-a a luuk
oofer heed
Hey zeere-a
Zeere-a gues zee Speeder-mun

In zee cheell ooff neeght
Et zee scene-a ooff a creeme-a
Leeke-a a streem ooff leeght
He-a erreefes joost in teeme-a

Speeder-mun, Speeder-mun
Freeendly neeeghburhuud
Speeder-mun
Velcume-a heem, he's ignured
Ecshun is hees rooerd
Tu heem, leeffe-a is a greet beeg bung-up
Vherefer zeere's a hung-up
Yuoo'll feend zee Speeder-mun

*lol* :woot: I actually tried to sing it that way... and kept cracking up.
 

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