The top five PIMPS of Marvel

[Hawkeye]

Who do you guys think are the top five pimps in the Marvel Universe?

 

[Frico]

Oh....That's so ****in easy

1. Iron Man
2. Daredevil
3. Wolverine
4. Luke Cage ninja
5. Clint Barton

 

[PhotoJones]

Oh....That's so ****in easy

1. Iron Man
2. Daredevil
3. Wolverine
4. Luke Cage ninja
5. Clint Barton

Not bad. But I think it goes like this:

1) Tony Stark
2) Matt Murdock
3) Jen Walters
4) Luke Cage
5) Dr. Strange

 

[Frico]

Damn. Forgot about Jen

 

[PhotoJones]

Don't forget Strange. Dude's married but still finds time for Night Nurse. Also, his greatest wish was revealed just recently to be in bed with two women.

 

[Abaddon]

1. Iron Man
2. Wolverine
3. Daredevil
4. Mystique
5. someone else

 

[PhotoJones]

1. Iron Man
2. Wolverine
3. Daredevil
4. Mystique
5. someone else

Pfft.

 

[Abaddon]

Pfft, to you too!

 

[PWN3R]

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[PhotoJones]

You put Mystique on your list. Anyone can get laid if they're a shapeshifter. That's not pimpin', that's cheatin'.

 

[Abaddon]

yeah but "" conveys my feelings better.

 

[Knives122]

If Captain America wasn't dead and wasn't such a nice guy, he could probably get any woman he wanted

 

[Abaddon]

You put Mystique on your list. Anyone can get laid if they're a shapeshifter. That's not pimpin', that's cheatin'.

don't hate da playah, hate the game.

 

[PhotoJones]

don't hate da playah, hate the game.

Yeah, but Mystique ain't no playa. She a busta.

 

[Frico]

Yeah, but Mystique ain't no playa. She a busta.

Snaps sizzle!

 

[Abaddon]

You only say that cause she's a woman.

 

[PhotoJones]

You only say that cause she's a woman.

Damn fool, is you new? Ladies is pimps, too. But pimpin' ain't easy. It a skill. Mystique be perpin' to get laid.

Now, g'on brush ya shoulda.

 

[Abaddon]

Damn fool, is you new? Ladies is pimps, too. But pimpin' ain't easy. It a skill. Mystique be perpin' to get laid.

Now, g'on brush ya shoulda.

bah! She can drop down and get her eagle on in any form. Who knows how many guys she's shaken her laffy taffy with? That b**** is a straight pimp, yo. Word lyfe.

 

[Frico]

bah! She can drop down and get her eagle on in any form. Who knows how many guys she's shaken her laffy taffy with? That b**** is a straight pimp, yo. Word lyfe.

Don't ever do that again

 

[PhotoJones]

bah! She can drop down and get her eagle on in any form. Who knows how many guys she's shaken her laffy taffy with? That b**** is a straight pimp, yo. Word lyfe.

You a busta. You ain't even know what a pimp is. Sheeeit. You think it all about sex.

 

[Abaddon]

Don't ever do that again

You better call Tyrone.

You a busta. You ain't even know what a pimp is. Sheeeit. You think it all about sex.

I know more than you, suckah!

It ain't about the sex. It about how you play da gaaaame.

 

[PhotoJones]

I know more than you, suckah!

It ain't about the sex. It about how you play da gaaaame.

You ain't know nothin'. Triflin' busta.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Don't forget Strange. Dude's married but still finds time for Night Nurse. Also, his greatest wish was revealed just recently to be in bed with two women.

Difference is, Tony Stark need not fantasize like the good doctor.

 

[PhotoJones]

Difference is, Tony Stark need not fantasize like the good doctor.

That's why he's number one.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Damn straight. Wolverine should be number two. Or Clint Barton. Jen should at least be number four.