The top five PIMPS of Marvel

[PhotoJones]

Nah, Murdock's more of a pimp than Logan. Logan's got the benefit of being over a hundred years old, so it makes him seem like he's been with more women. Per capita, Matt's more of a pimp.

 

[rigel7soldiers]

1. Cockroach (the only actual pimp I know of in Marvel...)
2. Starfox - Crap, putting the moves on is this guy's power.
3. Mandrill - See above.
4. Iron Man - Didn't he bag Tigra?
5. Beast - Damn, a giant blue simian/feline mutant, and he still gets the ladies...

 

[PhotoJones]

1. Cockroach (the only actual pimp I know of in Marvel...)
2. Starfox - Crap, putting the moves on is this guy's power.
3. Mandrill - See above.
4. Iron Man - Didn't he bag Tigra?
5. Beast - Damn, a giant blue simian/feline mutant, and he still gets the ladies...

Apparently everyone's bagged Tigra.

 

[Varient]

(((((((SHIVER)))))) @ subject matter.

 

[Harlekin]

Hank Pym. Wasp, Tigra and Firebird.

 

[rigel7soldiers]

Hank Pym. Wasp, Tigra and Firebird.

And, like any pimp, he knows a thing or two about smacking that up.

 

[Abaddon]

You ain't know nothin'. Triflin' busta.

betch, please.

does Xavier count? I mean given the way they've tried to force the fact that he's a corrupt jerk down our throats these past few year, who's to say he didn't get freaky with a bunch of Marvel broads and mindwipe them?

 

[PhotoJones]

You seriously said "betch"?

Get out of here.

 

[Abaddon]

I like it.

 

[PhotoJones]

You can't say that in a thread about pimps. I'm serious, you have to leave. Now.

 

[Abaddon]

Your face has to leave!

 

[PhotoJones]

Did I just hear something? No? I didn't think so....

 

[hippie_hunter]

If Captain America wasn't dead and wasn't such a nice guy, he could probably get any woman he wanted

He could, but he loved Sharon Carter and pimping is not in his character. So he shouldn't even be close in this regard.

The top 2 have to be Iron Man and She-Hulk.

 

[PhotoJones]

He could, but he loved Sharon Carter and pimping is not in his character. So he shouldn't even be close in this regard.

The top 2 have to be Iron Man and She-Hulk.

I'd settle with a 3-way tie between Murdock, Stark and Jen.

 

[moraldeficiency]

Gotta go with Starfox as number one here. Tony's kick ass in the pimp department don't get me wrong but Starfox is like an universal pimp getting freaking alien strange along with earthlings.

 

[hippie_hunter]

Starfox shouldn't count because that's his superpower. Iron Man and She-Hulk don't need no superpowers to get someone in the bag.

 

[PhotoJones]

Starfox doesn't count. Being a pimp is part of his powers, which is something he doesn't have work at.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

That's how awesome of a pimp he is.

 

[bored]

Wolverine, who has rejected She-Hulk
Daredevil, who has bagged every girl to ever karate chop a ninja
Iron Man
She-Hulk, the lady pimp
Luke Cage

honorable mention should go to Vision.

 

[Zoken]

Iron Man
Wolverine
She-Hulk
Hawkeye
Mystique

 

[Harlekin]

Starfox counts, simply because he hardly ever needs to use his powers. They just flock to that funky hair of his.

 

[SolidSnakeMGS]

*leaps out of this thread and to his death and out of his misery*

 

[The Geek Vault]

1. Namor
2. Black Panther (before marraige)
3. Iron Man
4. Luke Cage
5. Hawkeye

 

[venom892]

To me its a tie between Clint,Matt,Tony and Jen.

 

[Vanguard07]

1. Starfox: I mean come on! It's literally his power. It's his god-given ability. He's the man at it. He's the Captain James T. Kirk of Marvel. He's bedded every ho from here to the end of the universe.

2. Hercules: God of Arm-wrestling and womanizing. Bedding wenches and drinking have been his two sole methods of passing time between fights for his MILLENNIA of life.

3. Daredevil: gets more hot chicks than any blind man has a right to. I mean come on! save some for the people who can see them to appreciate it you blind ****!

4. She Hulk: Queen of pimps. Has made very happy (although likely very sore) slaves of plenty of men.

5. Tony Stark: Being a billionaire with no ethics certainly has it's benefits.

Honorable mention should go to
-Johnny Storm (he certainly put his Fantastic four Fame to good use)
-Cyclops (bagging Jean Grey and Emma Frost alone should get him nominated for the list)
-Spiderman (For a geeky scrawny science nerd, Parker sure managed to build himself an impressive list of conquests. Gwen Stacy, Mary-Jane Watson, Felicia Hardy etc etc. Super models, Super heroines and blonde chicks who are super bad at base jumping but still quite hot)