Most/Least Satisfied Woman/Man in the Marvel Universe,....

[Themanofbat]

Now that you mention it Galactus is a pretty good choice...really the only woman who could handle him would be the Phoenix...and she's probably saving herself for the Silver Surfer.

But why would she opt for the Silver Surfer... the man lost his penis!

And Galactus doesn't count as a "guy" in the Marvel Universe on account that he isn't even male... he's a "Force of Nature".... which means he's not gender specific.

 

[deemar325]

Oh, cool thanks and also LOL!!!!!!!!!!! penetrated!

 

[Themanofbat]

Jessica Jones could be a nympho, she let Luke umm..go up the hershey highway.

And considering it's Luke Cage... that's gotta hurt.

 

[deemar325]

Sharon Carter

Missionary position every time and milk&cookies afterwards.

 

[deemar325]

And considering it's Luke Cage... that's gotta hurt.

Her 'cage' was rattled.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

So, you were joking 'round?

No.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Radius is, or was, a mutant with a force field that couldn't be penetrated (no pun intended). He was on Alpha Flight a while back.

He could get himself off at least.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

But why would she opt for the Silver Surfer... the man lost his penis!

And Galactus doesn't count as a "guy" in the Marvel Universe on account that he isn't even male... he's a "Force of Nature".... which means he's not gender specific.

He's Galan of Taa, who is most definitely male.

And Surfer could have one if he wanted. Do you think a blind artist travelled space because of the scenery?

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Unless she was "worked" prior enough that she was used to absorbing large amounts of shock.

 

[ZeroCorpse]

OK. Let us eliminate all the guys who are simply physically unable to score because of size, proportion, or dimensional phase status. Let's stick with humanoids, too.

The most sexually frustrated guy in the Marvel Universe WAS Unus, when his shield was permanently on, for obvious reasons.

I would say the second most frustrated guy in the Marvel Universe is The Blob. I can't imagine anyone even FINDING it, let alone using it!

Ironically, Unus was The Blob's best friend. I wonder why?

 

[deemar325]

Galactus is definately a dude.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

OK. Let us eliminate all the guys who are simply physically unable to score because of size, proportion, or dimensional phase status. Let's stick with humanoids, too.

The most sexually frustrated guy in the Marvel Universe WAS Unus, when his shield was permanently on, for obvious reasons.

I would say the second most frustrated guy in the Marvel Universe is The Blob. I can't imagine anyone even FINDING it, let alone using it!

Ironically, Unus was The Blob's best friend. I wonder why?

That's racist.

 

[deemar325]

Racist to aliens?

 

[deemar325]

Shock and Awe!

I think Cage and She-Hulk should have hooked up.

 

[The Question]

No.

.......ah. You are one of God's true chosen people. I can dig it. t:

 

[deemar325]

French bi-sexual girl with a high I.Q. gotta love it.

 

[The Question]

French bi-sexual girl with a high I.Q. gotta love it.

She's French?

Intriguing.

 

[deemar325]

LOL!!

we.we!

 

[The Question]

It's Qui, actually.

 

[deemar325]

Qui,Qui!

Hell if I know I'm from Westside ATL.

 

[The Question]

Understandable. At least we can agree on one thing: The Addams Family is the ****.




Wow, this got off topic fast. I guess that's the effect Bi-Sexuals have on internet geeks. t:

 

[deemar325]

Yes girl on girl action can heal all things.

 

[Kitsune]

You know Galactus always appears as member of the species of the planet he arives on. Which is odd, it would be like putting on a chicken suit when I go to KFC.

 

[The Question]

Yes girl on girl action can heal all things.

Yes. As can the Addams family. t:



Although a combination of the two would be infinitely creepy.

 

[deemar325]

Yes. As can the Addams family. t:



Although a combination of the two would be infinitely creepy.

Dude you ain't seen the chick from the Addams Family movie lately? Christina Ricci!!