The top five PIMPS of Marvel

[freemadison]

Don't forget Colossus!
His first time was a threesome after all

Oh yeaaaaah....he lost it to two tribal chicks. nice.

btw, i second (or was it fourth) the motion that Cyclops is indeed a pimp. Clearly, a pimp with a fetish, but a pimp nontheless.

 

[Manic]

Shouldn't Purple Man be on that list? I mean, if anyone behaves like a pimp, it's him, complete with abusive and demeaning behavior.

Not to mention the color scheme.

 

[TheKomicKid]

I have no idea but one thing can be said "Pimping aint easy trust me I knows with gangstas and hoes" Dig in to that deeper and you fing Men and Women can pimp but sometimes its hard to front

 

[Miss Webb]

*coughs*

Let us not forget Thor...during the forgettable "God Pack" series, Jane Foster tried busting a new move while the goddess wannabe (the gold chick the Evolutionary changed, I forget her name) kept calling him "thunder britches". One of her buddies pinned her on the attraction. All this going on while Hela bagged him to Hel. There's a triple sandwich for ya, all in one stroke...

 

[Blaktin America]

Edwin Jarvis

Nuff Said

 

[Havok83]

Cyclops has never been single for more than a few issues since he hooked up with Jean. He wetn from her to Colleen Wing back to Jean to Lee Forester to Madelyne Pryor back to Jean, then flirted with Psylocke while with Jean, and now Emma Frost

 

[Whirlysplat]

The Purpleman
Mandrill
Eros
Mastermind
Proteus

They can have any woman they want