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Surprised we are not seeing more reviews at this point.
i doubt they'd release this for critics lol
Surprised we are not seeing more reviews at this point.
nice, that's kinda what i expectedvid review from advance screening
http://moviebuzzers.com/2009/11/ninja-assassin-video-review/
i doubt they'd release this for critics lol

That is why I'll take a review for Ninja Assassin from Arrow at Joblo.com at a higher degree of confidence than a review from a stuck up critic like Michael Moore. Arrow knows what and who this film is supposed to appeal to.
t:"Michael Moore"?
In any event, here's the thing about the major critics anyway; given their status as major critics, there does have to be some standard for them to follow when reviewing films in general. Having seen the film, I can imagine they'll take issue with things like the acting (which isn't all that great from anyone involved), and the story (there really isn't much of one). Some critics are gonna hate that all the blood splatter is computer-generated.
Did I enjoy the film? Hell Yeah! If this movie really took itself seriously, they'd have named it something else other than "Ninja Assassin". But they don't. It's just a whole heap of ninjas for the sake of having a whole heap of ninjas!! The movie could have been called "Ninjas. . . . .They're F***in' Awesome", and I'd just be more excited than I already was. The action was very well staged, and just brutal as hell. There's one sequence I'd go as far as to call "The Jungle Gym of Death"! It's like the Wachowskis were playing Shinobi or Ninja Gaiden, looked at each other and smiled, then called Joel Silver to say, "Have we got a movie for you!"t: