The WEAKEST, most LAME characters in the MU...

[TheCorpulent1]

according to what?!

Avengers: The Initiative. He was the opponent in the trainees' class 100 training, which seems like a pretty good indicator that he's class 100.

 

[Arkady Rossovich]

I once heard Stilt Man was the weakest in the Marvel Universe.

 

[wolf1023]

I am going to have to say the lamest in the marvel universe is spiderman....I am just kidding I would have to say...man I really dont know probley the sentry. and the weekest would have to be non other than charls xavier...no his arms are probley pretty toned....I know gladiator, he gets weeker if his confedence is shot down whats up with that.

 

[DoomRulz]

I know gladiator, he gets weeker if his confedence is shot down whats up with that.

gotta give him a weakness of some sort, right?

 

[Zoken]

We need a super hero who could do that...

*****-Girl! with the ability to telepathically latch on to your darkest fears, your greatest insecurities, and with a few well placed words leave you in a weaping pile of loser on the floor.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

gotta give him a weakness of some sort, right?

Yeah, but only one that bad if you're uncreative.

 

[3dman27]

would 3d-man be considered lame?

 

[Kitsune]

Has anyone mentioned Brother Voodoo yet?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

He's one of the "cultural representative" characters, so we can't call him lame without being racists.

 

[wolf1023]

to true to true damn political correctness.

 

[Manic]

I'm black, so I'm allowed to say when lame black characters are lame... like Black Lightning.

 

[Zoken]

Does that mean you can't say when white characters are lame, like Wolverine

 

[November Rain]

Pssht. Morlun was always lame.

o come on, in his first issue when he's said to punch spidey than anyone ever has, even the hulk and it wipes the smile off spidey's face, you can't say that wasn't damn cool.

what about when he sets that restaurant alight to take out himself and spidey and just walks out naked straight after...he's glorious...

or at least he was glorious for a short period of time. i guess you may have just seen him as a publicity invented plot device.

 

[Paloogin]

When I got back into comics the Morlun arc in Spiderman was one of the first things I read, and I don't ever get tired of reading it. Just the way he never stops, and never tires, and ridiculously climbs up buildings, and mocks the Germans at the same time. He's awesome, nowhere near lame.

 

[Joker]

Armless Tiger-Man...I win

 

[wolf1023]

wolverines not lame, but I am a wolverine fan so I guess my opinion wouldnt count.

 

[Paloogin]

I have to say, lameness wise, I'd have to go for Razor Fist. Yes I know he's really good at fighting, and can hold his own with Iron Fist and Wolverine, but still. For the uninitiated, he is a dude who had his arms amputated and replaced with blades. Not too shabby I hear you cry. But his lameness occurs when we learn that he then had the blades replaced with cybernetic hands, but then opted to have them cut off again and the blades put back on. Choosing to not have hands? That's pretty lame.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Seriously. Why didn't he at least keep one hand so he could, like, interact with things?

 

[spiderwasp]

What's funny is that there are characters that are lame but for some inexplicable reason, I still like them.
Example: Razorback

Though I really can't give you one good reason why you should like him if you don't, or why you should look him up (Byrne's She-Hulk series) if you don't know who he is.

 

[Miss Webb]

How could everyone forget The Toad? after all, a sticky tongue is a massive weapon.

 

[Kitsune]

I have to say, lameness wise, I'd have to go for Razor Fist. Yes I know he's really good at fighting, and can hold his own with Iron Fist and Wolverine, but still. For the uninitiated, he is a dude who had his arms amputated and replaced with blades. Not too shabby I hear you cry. But his lameness occurs when we learn that he then had the blades replaced with cybernetic hands, but then opted to have them cut off again and the blades put back on. Choosing to not have hands? That's pretty lame.

Imagine the ordeal he'd have to go through in order to pee

 

[Mikael]

Dr. Doom! Mainly because he suck multi-****.

 

[Sasso]

Logically, shouldn't Vulture be the weakest? He's like, 60 years old.

 

[Paloogin]

Imagine the ordeal he'd have to go through in order to pee

Exactly. I bet he thought he was being all super hard and blokey when he decided. And sure, when he was at the pub with his mates, they all commented on what a hard b'stard he looked. But then he reached for his pint, and the reality of his predicament started to dawn on him. And then he needed a whizz. Further downcast, he searched his mind for a solution. And then it came to him. He struggled, but finally managed to wriggle his kecks down to his ankles. He then proudly sat and peed like a girl. But a little dookie crept out also, and Razor Fist's face fell. The ultimate hurdle presented itself. Wiping.

I got carried away there. Sorry. I guess his lameness inspired me to some degree.

 

[PyroChamber]

I think that if it wasn't for Frank Miller, Bullseye would have been a pretty lame character.