The "What Will the Asylum Rip Off Next" Thread?

[Eddie Dean]

CHAMPy

CHAMPy - Chris Kattan
Devon Watson - Wilmer Valderrama
Samurai - Vanilla Ice
Wollander - Kristin Minter
Victor A'more - Dougray Scott
Maureen Ripley - Andie MacDowell
Anderson Cooper - Brian Williams

 

[Rowsdower!]

The Asylum presents AVENGERS GRIMM...

Trailer:

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LOL WTF?

You have to give The Asylum credit though. They managed to rip off not one, but TWO movies in one fell swoop!


Also, the CHAMPy cast is awesome. t:

 

[Rowsdower!]

Infuriated 7

Donovan Tourettes: John Cena
Ryan O'Donner: Mark McGrath
Duke Cobbs: Lou Ferrigno
Nia Tourettes: Rumer Willis
Petty Orbitz: America Ferrera
Spartan Fierce: Morris Chestnut
Mage Porter: Alfonso Ribeiro
Becker Slaw: Randy Couture
Burt Muscle: David Keith

 

[Rowsdower!]

TODAYLAND

Greg Looney: Grant Show
Brat Robinson: Ashley Tisdale
Hugo Lauren: Dougray Scott
Julie Rear: Lea Thompson

 

[Rowsdower!]

Daredemon

Mac Matlock/Daredemon: Casper Van Dien
Nelson Fist/Duckpin: Randy Couture
Sharon Cage: Kelly Osbourne
Groggy Wilson: Eddie Furlong
Larson Birdsley/The Hooter: Violent J
Alyssa Fist: Kari Wuhrer
Ren Ulrich: Michael Jai White
Prick: Mark Singer

 

[Rowsdower!]

I guess I'm the only one still posting in this thread, but what the hell...


CESSPOOL


Wayne Wilcox/Cesspool: Scott Adkins
Valeria Carmichael/Copier: Kristanna Loken
A-Jack: Mark McGrath
Angel Dirt: Zoe Bell
Jake Scammer/Wheezer: Perez Hilton
Kelly Sphincter/Supersonic Middle-Aged Missile: Vivica A. Fox




Also of note... future Oscar winner Casper Van Dien has graduated from starring in Asylum films to directing them! Good to see you're moving up in the world, Casper!

 

[Guts]

I think I would casted Scott Adkins in Cesspool. He already has experience playing the character in Xmen Origins: Wolverine. Also by casting Scott Adkins, they can make Cesspool the unofficial sequel to Xmen Origins and still be able to say that it has the star of Xmen Origins in the advertising.

 

[Rowsdower!]

HAHAHA, I didn't even think of that. Brilliant. It's been updated!


LOL, I still think it's hilarious that some of his fanatical fans actually thought he had a shot in hell of playing Batman.

 

[Guts]

I remember when a DC fan page on Facebook posted a picture of Ben Affleck at the academy awards and one of the comments was a picture of Scott Adkins and he said that he should have been casted as Batman instead of Ben, because Scott is already in shape and he knows how to fight. Which sounds more like the description that would fit in being the stuntman for the movie.

 

[Rowsdower!]

LOL, it's so ridiculous when you think about it. Batman wears a suit that covers nearly his entire body so you can easily swap out the actor for stuntman when he needs to do a backflip or an impressive jumpkick.

 

[Rowsdower!]

Mission Implausible: Rascal Society

Nathan Blunt: Ian Ziering
Elsa Fist: Kelly Osbourne
Benzie Dung: Patrick Bergin
Looper Spackle: Ray J
Wilson Bland: Frankie Muniz
Holloman Kane: Edward Furlong
CIA Director Callan Huggies: Bill Engvall

 

[gwynplaine]

The Agent from A.U.N.T

Bonaparte Duo: Brody Jenner
Hellion Cooliakin: Ryan Lochte

 

[Mace Dolex]

SCORPION-MAN

Steve Long/Scorpion Man - Mark Paul Gosselar
Harriet Von Dine - Tiffany
Harold Pawn - Sam Elliot
Daryl Crass - Clancy Brown
Lucho - Wilmer Valderrama

 

[gwynplaine]

Formic-Man

Scooter Slang: Corey Feldman
Frank Pimp: John Heard
Daryl Crossed: Marc Cuban
Hone VonD: Kat VonD
Ruiz: Carlos Mencia

 

[gwynplaine]

We posted pretty close to each other. What are the odds lolt:

 

[Mace Dolex]

Yeah LOL!

 

[gwynplaine]

Always liked your avy btw.

 

[Mace Dolex]

Always liked your avy btw.

Thanks!

EXTERMINATOR GEMINY

T-001 - Jesse Ventura
Sally Collins - Debbie Gibson
Jim Collins - Richard Grieco
Keith Ripper - Ralph Macchio

 

[Rowsdower!]

Hahaha, loved the Ant-Man, UNCLE and T:G ones! Great stuff. Might have already done this one already, but what the hell...

War Stars: The Power Arises

Duke Airwalker: Christopher Lambert
Hans Yolo: Bruce Boxleitner
Layla Organic: Sean Young
WD4D0: (voice) Anthony Stewart Head
U2D2: (noises) that guy from the Police Academy movies
Spinn: Isaiah Mustafa
Fray: Danielle Fishel
Filo Stimpy: Richard Greico in a Burger King mask spraypainted black
Pope Cameron: Mario Lopez
Admiral Bux: Mark McGrath
Spaz Cantina: (voice) Lark Vorhies
Sergeant Plasma: Cynthia Rothrock
Sovereign Ruler Spokes: Steven Seagal

 

[gwynplaine]

^t:

I think you have already done Suicide Squad, if I remember correctly you called it Seppuku Squad or something great like that, I'll tryt:

The Euthanasia Ensemble

The Jester: Steve O
Harlot Queen: Jenny McCarthy
Deadslot: The Game
The Enchanted: Tori Spelling
Colonel Didgeridoo: Paul Hogan
Samantha Wailer: Vivica A. Fox
Cruel Caiman: Michael Jai White
Chiropteraman: Antonio Sabato Jr.

 

[StarLord]

Adolescent Samurai Tortoises 2

Leopold
Dolmio
Mikanjello
Ralphie
Mister Spillikin
June O'Kneel
Pacey Homes
Herman Panwick
Baker Stocktake
Slicer
Beatbop
Stoneready

 

[Rowsdower!]

Awesome, love the Suicide Squad and Turtles ones!


Ratman v. Superb-Man: Daybreak of Justness

Ratman/Deuce Crane: Lorenzo Lamas
Superb-Man/Mark Brent: Joey Fatone
Wonderful Woman/Donna Price: Chyna
Maris Mane: Aubrey O'Day
Dex *****er: Dustin Diamond
Congresswoman Grouse: Meredith Baxter
Leniency Tombstones: Bai Ling
SVR RFiend/Cannoli Khrushchev: Dolph Lundgren
Aguaman/Gunther Surrey: Triple H
Death's Day: Bill Goldberg
Insaniac: Carrot Top

 

[Rowsdower!]

Also...

Phantasmagorical Phour*


Mr. Phantasmagorical/Reese Pritchard: Ben Savage
Intangible Woman/Shannon Squall: Brooke Hogan
Man Flare/Jimmy Squall: Nick Cannon
The Object/Ren Glumm: Randy Couture
Dr. Richter van Demise: Billy Zane
Dr. Benjamin Squall: Lou Gossett Jr.
Dr. Alan Harvey: David Hasselhoff






*Still would probably be a better movie than Fant4stic.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Weeks of Past Present

Wolf rum
Chad Xavi
Erkel Richter
Mistake
Thermometer fluid
Boliviero Tusk

I have no idea who should play whom.

 

[Guts]