The Wrestling Thread's got...needs - Part 216

[runawayboulder]

Reigns has the weakest looking spear sometimes.

 

[SpideyVille]

I feel like a lot of nothing happened in the past 40 minutes.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Goldust?

Goldust lost his seniority when he went to WCW so he could fly around on a dry cleaning conveyer belt.

There's even a designated survivor rule, which is why Big Show has spent so many Wrestlemanias at an undisclosed location.

 

[Warhammer]

Paige is looking too fine. It'd take me all day to kiss that ass.

 

[Pink Ranger]

It all went by pretty fast, but I'm pretty sure Manny from Modern Family is going to be on Total Divas now.

 

[Tacit Ronin]

Reigns has the weakest looking spear sometimes.

Have you seen Edge's? Literally running hugs.

 

[Darkness Falls]

wait didn't big show already declare himself no.1

 

[Specter313]

Have you seen Edge's? Literally running hugs.

Batista's ain't much better than that.

 

[Docker2.0]

Paige is looking too fine. It'd take me all day to kiss that ass.

Not me! All I need is 2 minutes!

 

[Specter313]

wait didn't big show already declare himself no.1

No, just the first to enter the list of participants.

 

[LOBO3315a]

Just tuned in. I won't be able to stay up for all of Raw, but why are they still trying to make this Wyatt and Dudley Boys feud a thing?

 

[LOBO3315a]

So is Big Show a face now?

 

[Darkness Falls]

teasing new talent for the rumble match

 

[runawayboulder]

Here comes Reigns as #1.....

 

[Darkness Falls]

felt bad for vince struggling to open the ball

 

[runawayboulder]

......sigh.....you might as well just insert John Cena's name wherever Roman Reigns is concerned.

 

[SpideyVille]

Why are Vince and Steph so awkward when doing promos?

 

[Docker2.0]

Whenever I see Naomi, I only hear the Punisher's famous words in my mind: Bang!

 

[Warhammer]

Not me! All I need is 2 minutes!

Two minutes is too fast to truly savor a fine body like Paige's.

 

[LOBO3315a]

Why are Vince and Steph so awkward when doing promos?

It's that whole failed incest storyline. It just made things awkward between them forever. If Vince is such a grand physical specimen, why was it so hard for him to open a plastic ball?

And was anyone over the age of 6 surprised that Reigns is the first Royal Rumble contestant?

 

[runawayboulder]

Becky run the ropes as bad as AJ used to.

 

[LOBO3315a]

The Wrestling Thread Is The Wheeling, Dealing, Title Stealing, Catchphrase Spewing, Over Whooooooing Son Of A Gun!

 

[LOBO3315a]

That Was The Wrestling Thread's Last Ditch Effort To Sound Like A Legitimate Thread.

 

[NDX]

These go home shows for ppvs are just getting worse and worse.

But that aside, let us bow our heads in remembrance of Francesca.

Now, the real question. Where did they keep Francesca's corpse the last week?

 

[LOBO3315a]

We Should Eat Chiplote and Defile The Bathroom Of The Wrestling Thread!