The X-Men 3 Humor Thread - Collecting Last Stand gags from around the 'net

[La_She-Beast]

ROTFLMAO! "Dum, dum, dum, dee-dum, HAHA! Crippled man! Untalented black woman!"
That guy's sheer GENIUS, rivals Mel Blanc

Found this:

btw, could someone tell me when and how I can edit my signature and avatar? Do I need more than ten posts for editing or something?

 

[Goddessreicho]

Ok The second link with the Matt Gardner parodies works, for real this time. I checked it. Please try again. If you haven't seen it you'll love it. Please tell other people about it too.

 

[Phoenix_Rising]

Here's several episodes I found called X-3: Happy Tree Mutants, lol! Really funny stuff and some musical parodies also!!

Episode I http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRoP6Nby9M8

Episode II http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrC4QhozYtI

Episode III http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iJiU9Doyqc

Episode IV http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmNFIy46DLU

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

i like the first 3 lol

the second one has

"Im the phoenix B****!" haha ... I like the second one more than the first one. lol

 

[Bishop2]

Ok The second link with the Matt Gardner parodies works, for real this time. I checked it. Please try again. If you haven't seen it you'll love it. Please tell other people about it too.

"Dark Phoenix Rising" was incredible.

 

[Bastila]

"Dark Phoenix Rising" was incredible.

Is that on Newsground or whatever its called, if it is i love it as well.

Emma I'm sleeping with your husband'
Phoenix 'You B****' lol

Phoenix 'I'm good again'
Scott ' Oh thats good'
Phoenix 'Suckers'

lol. i love watching it.

 

[Bishop2]

 

[oneteen]

Found this:

Cyclops didn't even come in contact with Beast...

 

[Bishop2]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaz5DPWxcDI

HILARIOUS. Holy crap.

"YOU WILL DIE. I ALONE AM BEST."

 

[ntcrawler]

Here's the "Joe Loves Crappy Movies" strip!

http://www.digitalpimponline.com/images/movie/143.jpg

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! TOO FUNNY!!! THANK YOU! IT GIVES A BAD MOVIE JUSTICE! Parodies, a fan's best weapons

 

[Goddessreicho]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaz5DPWxcDI

HOLY BOVINE!

Magneto- "They see me rollin..."
Leech-"Jesus, did he break another window again?"
Xavier-"For the love of God Jean, turn the fan down!"


Bwahahahahaaaaaa

 

[ntcrawler]

BRILLIANT! THIS ONE SAYS IT LIKE IT IS!!!

 

[ntcrawler]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaz5DPWxcDI

HILARIOUS. Holy crap.

"YOU WILL DIE. I ALONE AM BEST."

OH MY GOD! SIMPLY THE BEST! This video has everything!

"Jean for the love of God would you turn the fan down?"

The DragonBall Z parody. It fits perfectly!

The flaming cars scene made to look like a bad rock video! OMG Did the producers even have any idea how lame that looked?

Magneto: "Porno's!"
Crowd: "F**K yeah!!!"

The lake making fun of Cyclops.

Simply brilliant!

 

[ntcrawler]

Death becomes them is also sweet. Just watching them trying to figure out how many times people died or not, ShadowCat insisting she hasn't died yet, them pointing out it's been twice, her insisting that that's a different timeline... I LOVE IT!!!

 

[Retroman]

From Fasthack.com:

The Real Inspirations For X-Men: The Last Stand

Storm

Halle Berry was upset because there wasn’t much focus on Storm in the first two movies, so they made her leader of the X-Men in X3 and gave her a new hair cut. Now she looks like the pasty chick from Farscape.

Wolverine

Mad Dog did the whole “lighting up from burning car wreckage” thing way back in Hard Boiled.

Beast

The X3 version of Beast just doesn’t look right to me, unless they were going for Jeff Goldblum’s Earth Girls Are Easy look. And another thing, Beast is wearing shoes in the trailer. Beast don’t wear no shoes!

Callisto

How did the eye patch turn into a face tattoo? Yarrr, what do you have against an eye patch?

Let’s take a quick break to examine:

Colossus

I think they improved the CG for Colossus since this picture was taken, so he’ll look better in the movie. Anway, I couldn’t help but think that he looked an awfully lot like Destro (minus the pimp chain).

Source: http://www.fasthack.com/features/381/

 

[Retroman]

Continued...

Juggernaut

Juggernaut is easily the most absurd new character design in X3. Vinnie Jones is wearing S&M bondage gear with an iron soup kettle on his head. Then it hit me. It’s… Ram Man, heroic ally of He-Man and head-butter of all things evil!

Magneto

Magneto hasn’t changed from the first two movies, but he always reminded me of M. Bison. Take the pseudo-military dictator uniform with cape and just replace the dorky hat with the dorky helmet.

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Source: http://www.fasthack.com/features/381/

 

[bruja_escarlata]

I love this thread

 

[Bishop2]

Holy crap, Juggernaut DOES look like Ram-Man...

 

[Goddessreicho]

Yeah, Jean's hair annoyed the heck out of me too. It went from burnt seinna in x1 to orange highlights in x2, to koolaid red and dripping down her face in x3.

Not cool!

 

[bruja_escarlata]

Do not get me started with hairstyles and wigs...I could be ranting for ages

 

[La_She-Beast]

Homer Vs. Magneto:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqEVP7rfQlk&search=x3

It's not exactly humorous... but tis entertaining:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niDy1nCMuIs&search=x3

Oh and btw I didn't know where to post these:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=369ch9ZPkQ0&search=x3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJNSAVLhWmc&search=x3

 

[_BB_]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjgajWdXy7M&search=xmen 3

not a gag but i thought it was funny

 

[bruja_escarlata]

I love the death becomes them one, Magneto is funny and Wolverine too counting the times he has died...a nice parody

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

hey... I liked her hair in all 3...but the long hair suits her more... man... it makes her look more natural but evil-phoenix at the same time.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niDy1nCMuIs&search=x3

WOW! That was VERY good!