Five-Minute X-Men: The Last Stand

[ord0g]

ROFL. Love all the references, especially the Power Rangers one. This has made my day.

 

[Colossus24]

The Fight Club scene was awesome.

 

[Iceman]

After multiple readings of this masterpiece, I have concluded that Zev freakin owns!

Seconded.

 

[Iceman]

Seconded.

EDIT I just quoted myself instead of editing my post - No gold star for me.

 

[LEX]

Bwahahahaha!

You officially rule, Zev.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

anyone heard of t he song, sexual healing? ... baby, when i woke up this morning...something... damn it. thats all i know

 

[Neto Magnus]

HAHAHAHA! This made me hate X3 even more. Great job Zev!

 

[LEX]

HAHAHAHA! This made me hate X3 even more. Great job Zev!

Hey, you still haven't told me how I'm going to die.

 

[bosef982]

I think the Xavier death stuff was the best.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

how about this...

Logan: baby. I need sexual healing-

BAM!

Jean: Don't call me baby.

hehehe

...

She shot him

 

[Neto Magnus]

Hey, you still haven't told me how I'm going to die.

oh is that thread still going? oh well, cuz I'm retiring from the Hype.

bye everyone, it's been swell.

 

[fallenAngel]

seemed longer than five minutes. but oh well. Still hilarious at many points.


loved "Nightcrawler: Sir not apearing in this film." "Respect my Authoritah" and "safe word, safe word"

 

[LEX]

oh is that thread still going? oh well, cuz I'm retiring from the Hype.

bye everyone, it's been swell.

You're retiring? Ah, that sucks to hear. Hopefully, you'll lurk around.

 

[oneteen]

Took me more than five minutes to read this! But it was funny.

 

[oneteen]

Took me more than five minutes to read this! But it was funny.

 

[oneteen]

Took me more than five minutes to read this! But it was funny.

 

[bored]

He loved it so much he had to triple post it. You're just that good, Zev.

 

[marvelisawesome]

ahah thats funny

 

[The Kid]

oh my stars and garters

that was delightful, zev. Go go, x-men rangers!

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

Neto, that sucks big poodoo... poo-doo ... I'll miss ur avvy. Its the s***. lol hahahaha. OMG. I can't stop laughing. oooh...poor Jean. hahaha. lol aww man.

 

[Electrix]

 

[Yellow Ranger]

great job!

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

Mines sexy

 

[flavio_lebeau]

BEAST: Maybe we should honor Professor X's memory by shutting down the one thing he spent his life's work building.

STORM: How 'bout no, ******?

BEAST: But maybe we should!

STORM: You bring up an interesting point.

ANGEL: Hey, is this place still offering shelter to runaway teens?

STORM: Our doors are always open for Spacker Dave.

this actually make me laugh out loud. Congrats

 

[Keyser Soze]

This was awesome! Absolutely hilarious. And I appreciate how you mock the whiny, nitpicky fans as well as the stupid elements of the movie itself. Great job!

There were lots of hilarious moments, but this had to be the comedy highlight for me:

XAVIER: Hey, this is Moira MacTaggert. From the comics?

MOIRA: I have a cameo!

XAVIER: You go bye-bye now. Hey Storm, Logan, 'sup?

WOLVERINE: Jean's gone crazy and is probably headed home to kill her parents or whatever.

XAVIER: But... but the Cure...

STORM: We can get back to that incredibly important plot point later! C'mon! Whoa, Professor, watch out, you nearly ran over that black cat running in front of you.

XAVIER: Luckily I managed to avoid it by moving under this ladder. Oh! Good news! We just closed escrow on our dream house.

STORM: Wonderful! When do we move in?

XAVIER: Tuesday.

WOLVERINE: Aw, that's great.

XAVIER: Things just couldn't be better for us. I'm so blessed.

WOLVERINE: That reminds me, your life insurance forms came for you to sign.

XAVIER: Hah. Can't find my lucky pen.

WOLVERINE: Oh, I'll find another one.

XAVIER: That's okay. I'll sign it after we save Jean.

STORM: Well, you know best.

XAVIER: Hon, you know that global warming problem? I've discovered how we can reverse it!

STORM: Really? Tell me.

XAVIER: Not just yet, tiger. There'll be plenty of time for that later. But my investigation into JFK's assassination is going well.

WOLVERINE: You found the proof?

XAVIER: Yes. The evidence's in my pocket. It's big, really big. Goes all the way to the top.

WOLVERINE: Do you want me to hold it for you?

XAVIER: Nah, we're going to confront a super-powerful telepath. Where could we be safer?

WOLVERINE: Oh, Chuck. We just couldn't be anymore perfectly happy.