They should make Battleship into a movie...

They did. It was called Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.
 
They did. It was called Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.

What crack pipe are you smoking... I want to see two armada of ships start radomally firing at each other for 2 hours till finally in the climax, the over-the-top captain says, "THAT RIGHT ***** I SUNK YOUR BATTLESHIP!", it'd be glorious :(
 
What crack pipe are you smoking... I want to see two armada of ships start radomally firing at each other for 2 hours till finally in the climax, the over-the-top captain says, "THAT RIGHT ***** I SUNK YOUR BATTLESHIP!", it'd be glorious :(
The scene where they play battleship with death.
 
To heck with Battleship, I'm holding for the Hungry Hungry Hippos movie. Man, that'll be awesome. :wow: :oldrazz:
 
What crack pipe are you smoking... I want to see two armada of ships start radomally firing at each other for 2 hours till finally in the climax, the over-the-top captain says, "THAT RIGHT ***** I SUNK YOUR BATTLESHIP!", it'd be glorious :(

Y'know, if that scene was in POTC: At World's End, it might've won a couple of oscars...
 
I prefer the Fairly Oddparents version.

"B7."

"You fragged my frigate!"
 
also two face in the riddle was palying battleship in batman forever
 
To heck with Battleship, I'm holding for the Hungry Hungry Hippos movie. Man, that'll be awesome. :wow: :oldrazz:

What with all the balls shooting around on the actual game, they could shoot it in New York and the devestation could equal that of Cloverfield. Ooooh, and there could a scene where the hippos start out as babies but by the middle have grown to Godzilla size. That way we can have a reference to Troll 2 with one of the hippos eating a guy's wife:

"Ohhhhhhh my GGGGGGGooooooooooddddddd! It's eating her!" :oldrazz:

And in the end the President has the city carpet bombed, only it was actually Milwaulkee that was carpet bombed, and some of the radition from the bombing caused the hippos to get even bigger and hungrier!

Oh, and still no Connect Four?:csad:
 
This could defniately work . Alll you have to do is sign two big name actors as commanders on the different ships. The last line of dialogue should definately be "you sunk my battleship" as an introspective realization by the commander who was going to die. michael bay should direct this. willam dafoe should be a supporting character.
 
Actually, I was thinking it could work brilliantly if you just do it from one perspective. The only character that matters is the admiral, and his lines are "You fragged my frigate!" and "That's right b****, I sunk your battleship!", and it should be delivered in a British accent.

I kid you not, that would be glorious!
 
Ridley Scott is making Monopoly, and Ouija is in the works. Hasbro and Universal signed a 6 year deal so Battleship is possible. Maybe in title only.
 

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