Things Revenge of the Fallen taught me......

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  1. cryptic name No Limits

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    if you accept the ******** shilled by the first movie, Prime and Megatron are brothers, and therefore Megatron is a Prime
     
  2. Alex06 Registered

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    122. Transformers have testicles, too. (Devastator)
    123. If you died clearly in a movie, you can appear in a sequel for 10 seconds without any questions asked! (Bonecrusher & Brawl)
    124. Megatron can be both slighly taller than a human and 10 times taller than one.
    125. A Cybertronian tank is faster than an F1 car and can fly. (Megatron)
     
  3. Jake Cassidy Registered

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    It was brother as in fellow Cybertronian, not as in 'we have the same mother'. :whatever:
     
  4. Marvin Registered

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    126.
    optimus calls people "brotha" because he's black
    and mike bay is racist.
     
  5. Mr. Earle Registered

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    Its a cybertronian tank. It can do whatever it wants! Its not based on earth technology!
    I think its because Prime is a descendant of the Primes and not one of the originals. Its not like Megatron killed him in a special way. Any bot could do that.
     
  6. Marvin Registered

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    i'm pretty sure if a non prime tries to kill an original prime, he'll no doubt rise from the dead

    prophocey's are cool like that
     
  7. Blackman C'mon Son

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    127. Not even giant robots can top TDk :up:
     
  8. kedrell Fork&SpoonOperator

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    ^Yeah, at least there's that.
     
  9. DarKJediKnight Registered

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    128. You'll have a crotch-ache rather than a ***** when Megan Fox landed on you, face down on your stomach and boobs on your crotch. You're still a lucky man though.
     
  10. Marvin Registered

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    funny enough I heard star scream was found dead in his home but they covered it up and replaced him with a cgi actor in order to avoid controversy
     
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    haha! Well there you go. Something good came from seeing the film.
     
  12. The Lizard Didn't eat Billy

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    I learned something while waiting in line to get into the theater to see ROTF.

    I was next to a guy who kept talking about how "effin' awesome" the Dane Cook live show that was coming to town was going to be. I should have taken that as a warning sign.
     
  13. SpiderByte Registered

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    The term you are searching for is OH NOES!

    XD

    129: Tyrese Gibson has no aim.
    130: Lennox reminds me of my cousin.
    131: Simmons somehow learned what a Decepticon is.
    132: Frenzy's head is still radioactive.
    133: Ravage can vomit little b**ches that combine to form Laserbeak.
     
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    That is too funny because when me and my girlfriend were in our seats waiting for the movie to start this couple next to us was saying the same thing. this older couple in front us also said to each other "what is this movie about exactly?". also we had a baby in the theater crying atleast twice :nono:
     
  15. Mr. Earle Registered

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    134: That Michael Bay is a hack that sold his soul to the devil to become rich and famous.
     
  16. marvelman2006 Registered

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    it was obvious here.
     
  17. Goopman25 Registered

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    Magic tricks do work and seeing is the truth, so if HW keep showing us garbage and adding on to it, then eventually we'll begin to see roses.
     
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    135. That the Air and Space museum is not in D.C., but in Chantilly, VA.
     
  19. kedrell Fork&SpoonOperator

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    135. The Matrix of Leadership is the same size in puny Sam's hand as it is when the gigantic transformer Fallen's hand. It's a growing/shrinking Matrix.
     
  20. Mr. Earle Registered

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    136. That Bay cant do math. Apparently the 3 Arcee bikes are twins and not triplets. Then, 5 robots go down the ocean, one dies and one is revived. So we still have 5 and not 6.
     
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    137. Pretenders are hot.

    138. Your kitchen eletrodomestics want to kill you. With penis mini-guns.

    139. Simmons doesn't tell top-secret information to his mother.

    140. I gotta' be kidding Sam.
     
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  22. Minus Shock Captain Simple Jack

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    I swear to christ the guy behind me was talking about how great Dane was in concert! That is too funny.
     
  23. Minus Shock Captain Simple Jack

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    That the Air and Space Museum is in Arizona, not D.C or Chantilly, VA

    hehe I know I have mentioned this... but it's still funny.
     
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    141. I'm getting really tired of people bashing on this movie.
    142. Just because there are twin robots, that could be black, automatically make the director a racist.
    143.There most likely will be a third movie.
    144. Just because the movie does not meet the nerd's standards, it automatically makes the movie horrible.
     
  25. Episode29 Hooper Drives The Boat!

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    You sound pretty bitter for a newbie. I fear for what will happen to you a year down the road.
     

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