Things You Don't Understand Thread

[PyroChamber]

I don't understand two people fighting over one person, whether it be two women fighting over a man or two men fighting over a woman. Especially if one of the two isn't even involved with the person in the middle.

 

[Anubis]

Depends on a number of factors.

If the two people fighting know each other for one. Like, you walk in on your cousin banging your girlfriend. That's reason to fight. Blood's supposed to be thicker than water and all that.

If the other person knew going in that the person in the middle was attached and decided to mess around anyway. That chick deliberately choose to get all up in another couples relationship. Reason enough to get her hair pulled out.

If one of the people involved with one another is abusive, and the other person is a close friend or family member and intervenes, violently cuz they don't wanna see their friend/family member take anymore beatings about the head and face by their *****e bag significant other.

In all instances, I understand implicitly .

 

[E-Man]

I don't understand how people take the internet so seriously. Some people just need to let it go.

 

[Anubis]

 

[E-Man]

George Bush?! I'm pissed now!

 

[Godzilla2000]

I just don't understand humanity in general, especially people who are angry at me because of something I had no active part in. I am just constantly confused now and I just want things to be normal again so that I can live without all this perplexing stress.

 

[CConn]

Just don't give a ****. You'll feel better.

 

[Lord Valumart]

Okay, I really don't understand why blokes love football (English) so much.

Working in a sports and social club yesterday for the England match, and just found it so fascinating watching these 100 or so guys, drinking pint after pint and getting so incredibly emotional and wound up and then when a goals scored... my god, you'd think we'd just been told war was over or something! Screaming, jumping up and down and hugging and running on the spot

It's just weird!

Also, I really don't understand English weather these days. I mean, it's the 16th of June and there's no sun in sight, just sheets of bloody rain! No wonder we're so damn miserable, it's impossible to make plans to have fun!

Birtish is what you mean there every time you say English.

And it's just a thing. I don't like football at all, but in a pub with a pint surrounded by people screaming about it you get carried away. It's really mob thinking.

 

[HighFivingMF]

Wes Anderson.

 

[CConn]

I'm going to see Moonrise Kingdom tomorrow. I didn't even realize it was out. I'm very pleased.

 

[Polaris23]

I don't understand why everybody always gets the pizza but I only get the crust

 

[HighFivingMF]

I don't understand why everybody always gets the pizza but I only get the crust

Is this literal or a metaphor?

 

[PyroChamber]

I don't understand women's love for tattoos and men who have them.

Not to say guys don't like tattoos or women who have them, yet the only people I usually hear talk about tats and attraction to those who have them are women; especially to guys who have lots and lots of them.

 

[Maximum Carnage]

I don't understand how managers always fail at their jobs.. >o

 

[MrWayne]

I dont' understand why Wu-Tang fell off when all they had to do was let RZA produce every single damn album!

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I don't understand why good, rational posters waste their time and energy trying to repeatedly give advice to crazies and trolls in the relationship thread, when they just ignore that advice anyway. At some point you need to cut them off.

 

[MrWayne]

I don't understand why good, rational posters waste their time and energy trying to repeatedly give advice to crazies and trolls in the relationship thread, when they just ignore that advice anyway. At some point you need to cut them off.

Now that I do understand... There's an ebb and flow of comedy that goes on in there

 

[Maximum Carnage]

Sometimes it's just about venting. Relationship advice is so broad and general.. it's never the same problem with the same details and specifics.. :/

 

[teewee1432]

Okay, I really don't understand why blokes love football (English) so much.

Working in a sports and social club yesterday for the England match, and just found it so fascinating watching these 100 or so guys, drinking pint after pint and getting so incredibly emotional and wound up and then when a goals scored... my god, you'd think we'd just been told war was over or something! Screaming, jumping up and down and hugging and running on the spot

It's just weird!

Also, I really don't understand English weather these days. I mean, it's the 16th of June and there's no sun in sight, just sheets of bloody rain! No wonder we're so damn miserable, it's impossible to make plans to have fun!

I totally agree with this. I was having a pay per view with some friends recently and the subject turned to sports. Now im not a sports fan i only watch wrestling, if you call that a sport. My one guy friend is a 6 foot dude who was reduced to tears and walked out because someone said he wasn't a true eagles fan. I couldnt believe my eyes, and he says I would never know the passion because i wasnt a true sports fan. I dont wanna be a true sports fan if this is what they act like. Men turning into girls in the blink of an eye.

 

[hopefuldreamer]

One thing I REALLY don't get?

Trainspotting...

How is that a hobby?

I totally agree with this. I was having a pay per view with some friends recently and the subject turned to sports. Now im not a sports fan i only watch wrestling, if you call that a sport. My one guy friend is a 6 foot dude who was reduced to tears and walked out because someone said he wasn't a true eagles fan. I couldnt believe my eyes, and he says I would never know the passion because i wasnt a true sports fan. I dont wanna be a true sports fan if this is what they act like. Men turning into girls in the blink of an eye.

Actually... I started to get it

Did another shift for the England vs Itlay game the other day. By the end I was leaning on the bar, all these guys and me where holding hands for good luck watching the penalties and screaming in delight when Italy missed and then literally feeling like I just wanted to go home and eat Ice Cream when we missed two...

I still think it's weird, but I can certainly see how people get so caught up in it. If you're around it all the time, the atmosphere kind of gets to you

Plus, I won £23 betting on a 0-0 score after 90 mins

 

[teewee1432]

Cool. You slowly but surely going over to the dark side. Call me when you start weaping non-stop lol.

 

[Matt Mortem]

I don't understand why I or anyone else lives in this god forsaken desert. It's 111 degree's out today. It's hot year round. I'm an idiot for moving someplace completely devoid of weather. It's just ****ing hot.

 

[E-Man]

I don't understand why people would call the police if I kicked them in the face. It would only hurt a little bit.

 

[knowsbleed]

**** the police... if you kicked me in the face, you would die and I would eat your carcass so I could **** you out.

 

[E-Man]

I wouldn't kick you in the face. The nuts maybe, but not the face.