This is NOT possible!! I failed!

[E. Bison]

I, BISON, am the KING of Street Fighter!! Just a few minutes ago the Asian boyfriend who's girlfriend I convinced to become a stripper just kicked my ass in EVERY Street Fighter Alpha game in existence!! Including the Gold version of Alpha 2 and Alpha 3!!

I picked every character I mastered, but it didn't seem to matter. He would toss me all over the arena like a rag doll! I finally resorted to picking myself in every Street Fighter Alpha: Anthology (which just debuted btw) game and he whooped me like nobodiez bizniz, yo!! THIS ISN'T POSSIBLE!! HOW COULD I BE BEATEN!!

What do I have left to live for now? There's no reason to live.....no reason to live....no...reason...to live.

 

[LEX]

Chill. You can't possibly think that over losing a game. Repeat this to yourself: it's only a game, it's only a game, it's only a game...

No? Okay. Other solution: practice the game and call a rematch when you're strong and ready.

 

[November Rain]

switch to soul calibur, it's far more of a challenge (although getting beaten in that after one has apparently mastered it will lead to suicide)...

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Yes, you suck at Street Fighter!

 

[Mentok]

Yes Bison, you do suck... Stay strong though buddy.

 

[E. Bison]

This..this isn't happening!! How could I lose!?! I'm, Bison, I CAN'T LOSE!! I've already mastered Soul Calibur but Street Fighter is where I'm from. You guys don't get it. I, BISON, originated from Street Fighter and I lost!! It's like a Mexican losing in a taco contest to an Asian. That SHOULD NOT HAPPEN!

 

[comicgirl]

switch to soul calibur, it's far more of a challenge (although getting beaten in that after one has apparently mastered it will lead to suicide)...

yeeeahh, boyeeee

 

[Knives122]

Suck it up Bison, you lost one game. It's not the end of the word.....well actually I guess it is for you.

 

[E. Bison]

Suck it up Bison, you lost one game. It's not the end of the word.....well actually I guess it is for you.

NOOooo!! You don't understand!! I lost at EVERY match at EVERY SF:Alpha game.

 

[LEX]

NOOooo!! You don't understand!! I lost at EVERY match at EVERY SF:Alpha game.

Wow. On second thought, you do suck. No offense. Maybe you're losing your touch or over-confident.

 

[Knives122]

Yeah I agree with MLL, you need to stop being so cocky..................and stop posting that picture.

 

[wolfsfang]

Like the nice Mr Lex Luthor said.

It is only a game, nothing life threatingly important. You must realise that there is one simple fact in gaming life. No matter how good you get there will always be someone who comes along and is better than you.

I'm sure the person who kicked your butt all over SF will one day play against a person who does the same to them. Then that person will...Well you get the idea.

That is unless everybody stops playing Street Fighter and moves onto better games such as Tekken, DOA and Soul Calibur.

 

[Immortalfire]

Just once again shows, no matter how good you are, there's always someone better.

 

[LEX]

Yeah I agree with MLL, you need to stop being so cocky..................and stop posting that picture.

He can't! It's his trademark!

 

[bulok]

and you call yourself Bison???? Sepuku is too good for you!!! DISHONOR!!

 

[blind_fury]

haha! payback for turning his girl into a stripper.

 

[Knives122]

and you call yourself Bison???? Sepuku is too good for you!!! DISHONOR!!

- Dishonor on you, dishonor on your family, dishonor on your goat, and dishonor on your sucky skills in SF.

 

[wolfsfang]

If you are ever playing a fighting game and find yourself losing just do what my mother does.

Step 1: Shout "DRAW"

Step 2: Quickly turn of console mid fight

Step 3: Smile triumphantly

Step 4: Run when your opponent starts to chase you with an evil / angry look in their eyes

 

[E. Bison]

I'm still not even convinced that this really happened to me!! I'm thinking to myself that this was all a dream and that I never lost but I DID!! What purpose do I have in life if not to win at SF? What more is there now? I think I'm just gonna move back into my mom's house and crawl under my old bed in a fetus like position for a while now. If you guys can excuse me I'm gonna go cry myself to sleep now. Until I can recover from this trauma.

 

[wolfsfang]

I'm still not even convinced that this really happened to me!! I'm thinking to myself that this was all a dream and that I never lost but I DID!! What purpose do I have in life if not to win at SF? What more is there now? I think I'm just gonna move back into my mom's house and crawl under my old bed for a while now. Until I can recover from this trauma.

Now you are being a bit overdramatic. Its a game, you lost, get over it. Who knows you might win the next time you play

 

[E. Bison]

Now you are being a bit overdramatic. Its a game, you lost, get over it. Who knows you might win the next time you play

The picture of Jesus on the wall said that my salvation depends on Street Fighter and that if I become a loser at it I would go to hell. Are you calling the picture of Jesus on the wall a loser?

 

[Knives122]

So......no you're hearing inanimate objects talk to you?

 

[wolfsfang]

The picture of Jesus on the wall said that my salvation depends on Street Fighter and that if I become a loser at it I would go to hell. Are you calling the picture of Jesus on the wall a loser?

Well as an atheist and very devout believer in nothing religious a picture of jesus is just not very important to me. What worries me is that you think it is talking to you.

Oh and if you keep losing at a game you have mastered, then perhaps you are already in hell

 

[E. Bison]

Oh and if you keep losing at a game you have mastered, then perhaps you are already in hell

Blasphemy!!

 

[Erzengel]

Bison. You must train my friend.

Train like you never trained before.