This Just In: Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwiches are RACIST!

[TinkTonks]

Then how do you eat sandwiches at all?

I have a system.

Actually, stuff like that doesn't bother me too much. I just never really liked jelly on a sandwich. But like, when the peas roll into my mashed potatoes and gravy it's just too much grossness. I think it comes from when I was growing up...my dad used to take his mac and cheese, dump it into a bowl of beef stew and then squeeze ketchup on top of the whole mess. Ugh!!!!! I was severely grossed out by all that.

 

[terry78]

I can't have cold food touching hot food. No stuffing touching my cranberry sauce.

 

[Warhammer]

I guess that means George Washington Carver is a POS. A damn sellout. I don't know who invented jelly, but he is racist trash, too.

 

[Warhammer]

I have a system.

Actually, stuff like that doesn't bother me too much. I just never really liked jelly on a sandwich. But like, when the peas roll into my mashed potatoes and gravy it's just too much grossness. I think it comes from when I was growing up...my dad used to take his mac and cheese, dump it into a bowl of beef stew and then squeeze ketchup on top of the whole mess. Ugh!!!!! I was severely grossed out by all that.

That doesn't even sound attractive...

 

[Sawyer]

I can't have cold food touching hot food. No stuffing touching my cranberry sauce.

*takes a bite of grilled cheese sandwich a la mode*

Pfffffft.

 

[HighFivingMF]

If the kids don't eat sandwiches then they could just, like, eat something else? Guess that wouldn't make the news though.

 

[Holiday]

I guess that means George Washington Carver is a POS. A damn sellout. I don't know who invented jelly, but he is racist trash, too.

George Washing Carver didn't actually invent peanut butter, he only...


aww, f*** it, a'int nobody gonna read this s***.

 

[Warhammer]

George Washing Carver didn't actually invent peanut butter, he only...


aww, f*** it, a'int nobody gonna read this s***.

I just looked it up. My mind is blown. They continue to teach that Carver invented peanut butter and he didn't at all. Poor Marcellus Gilmore Edson. He didn't get credit for anything.

 

[terry78]

But a brother still created it though, right? Kids around the world owe him a debt.

 

[charl_huntress]

“When white people do it, it is not a problem,” she told the Tribune. “But if it’s for kids of color, then it’s a problem? Break it down for me. That’s your white privilege, and your whiteness.”

http://radio.foxnews.com/toddstarnes/top-stories/principal-sees-racism-in-peanut-butter.html

hahaha....lololol. This made me laugh out loud for about 2 minutes.

I don't know what to say. I do appreciate attempts at making our society more inclusive for people of every race, creed and religion, but there is such a thing as taking it to far. I'm black and love me some PB&J.

 

[Holiday]

I just looked it up. My mind is blown. They continue to teach that Carver invented peanut butter and he didn't at all. Poor Marcellus Gilmore Edson. He didn't get credit for anything.

Edson gets credit for having patented what we call peanut butter today, but Carver made it popular so most attribute it to him. But apparently peanut butter has been "invented" by numerous people throughout history.

 

[Pink Ranger]

George Washing Carver didn't actually invent peanut butter, he only...


aww, f*** it, a'int nobody gonna read this s***.

Obviously, they never saw that episode of The Tick.

 

[Darthphere]

Apparently Mitt Romney revealed that his guilty pleasure is.....peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and a big tall glass of the whitest milk possible. Take from that what you will.

 

[Warhammer]

But a brother still created it though, right? Kids around the world owe him a debt.

According to this article, he's still a sellout.

Apparently Mitt Romney revealed that his guilty pleasure is.....peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and a big tall glass of the whitest milk possible. Take from that what you will.

Why can't he drink chocolate milk? That racist motherf***er.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

I had a peanut butter sandwich yesterday, no jelly though, I will not tolerate that lazy, no good spread intermingling with my peanut butter. I guess I'm old fashioned.

 

[Godzilla2000]

This has Sheogorath written all over it I tell you.

 

[chamber-music]

I never got why apple pie is considered American.

Pumpkin pie, sure, pumpkins are indigenous to America. But apple pie?

Apple pie became a symbol of American prosperity and national pride in the 19th and 20th century in the U.S and was used in alot of marketing during those periods.

Although Apple Pie isn't an American invention or dish really it was brought over with the early English colonists making it one of the oldest eaten dishes in the U.S

 

[Pink Ranger]

Why can't he drink chocolate milk? That racist motherf***er.

Actually, you might even be correct about that (the chocolate milk part, not the racist part). If chocolate milk is considered a caffeinated beverage, then he can't touch it.