Today is the unholiest of days...

[Byrd Man]

Today, many years ago. The clouds darkened, earthquakes rocked the planet, people wept blood, babies cried, and dogs howled in pain and horror as evil incarnate was brought into this world....

























Today is MB's birthday.

Have a good one.

 

[Shlee]

It's not quite your birthday here in Mountain Time, MB, but I'm wishing you a happy early one. I'll get naked for your real one.

 

[Byrd Man]

You know, shlee...my birthday is in a month.....just saying....

 

[Eddie Brock]

Anyone who posts in this thread has seven days to live.

...oh crap.

 

[Blacklight]

Happy Birthday MB.

 

[Shlee]

You know, shlee...my birthday is in a month.....just saying....

Good, gives me more time to build a cake so I can pop out of it. Scantily clad of course!

Sorry, MB. I would've done the cake thing for you if I'd've known earlier. Instead, you can just eat chocolate frosted brownies off my boobs, kay kay?

 

[wiegeabo]

Good, gives me more time to build a cake so I can pop out of it. Scantily clad of course!

Sorry, MB. I would've done the cake thing for you if I'd've known earlier. Instead, you can just eat chocolate frosted brownies off my boobs, kay kay?

*checks when his birthday is*

Dammit! You lucky bastard, MB.

 

[twylight]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY from PST!
:heart:

*yes, I did wait till his birthday reached me!*

You're another year older! But just as sexy as when I first met you... in that gay bar GL dragged me too

 

[Catman_prb]

Have a good day MB

 

[Shlee]

Now that it's officially your birthday and has been for about 10 hours where I'm from...





*gets naked*

 

[Johnny Blaze]

You know, when I saw the title of this thread, the first thing I thought of was it must be MB's birthday.


Happy birthday, you ****-eating son of a smoree.

 

[Eddie Brock]

I think the planets are arranged in such a way that, on today, it burns to pee.

 

[Johnny Blaze]

I think the planets are arranged in such a way that, on today, it burns to pee.

Or you have the herpies.

 

[Eddie Brock]

Or you have the herpies.

Again, it can be attributed to the anniversary of the day that MB was brought onto this Earth.

 

[Johnny Blaze]

Everyone has herpies today! Hooray!

 

[Batman]

True story. Today, a good portion of my family that lives in town are being evacuated due to a flood emergency. Makes me wonder why this **** didn't happen before it just happened to be my birthday.

Thanks for the well wi-

...

...Well, thanks for responding, anyway.

 

[Eddie Brock]

He's here!

CHEESE IT!

 

[Batman]

You wanted me...

Here I am.

 

[Johnny Blaze]

True story. Today, a good portion of my family that lives in town are being evacuated due to a flood emergency. Makes me wonder why this **** didn't happen before it just happened to be my birthday.

Thanks for the well wi-

...

...Well, thanks for responding, anyway.

To be fair, what I said was well-wishes.
It's just how I go about it that might seem otherwise.

 

[Batman]

To be fair, what I said was well-wishes.
It's just how I go about it that might seem otherwise.

Your entire existence is just a big middle finger to me.

 

[Eddie Brock]

Hey! Mine were well wishes! As in:

"I would rather be in a well than here with you!"

I kid, I kid!

 

[Andy C.]

Congratulations on making it around the sun one more time, MB!

 

[SenseiofCheese]

Best birthday wishes from Iceland, MB!

Can any of you losers beat that? Huh?

 

[Eddie Brock]

Can any of you losers beat that? Huh?

Best birthday wishes from America, MB!

That was pathetically easy.

 

[Jono Starsmore]

Happy Birthday MB.

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