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Top 5 murder weapons

1. spoon
2. garotte wire
3. gun
4. electric toothbrush
5. tweezers/sword
 
Iceman/Psylocke said:
Top 5 murder weapons

1. spoon
2. garotte wire
3. gun
4. electric toothbrush
5. tweezers/sword
You just put some great ideas in my head. :up:
Oh, I think you could add nail clipper to that list.
 
Kmack said:
4. Valentine's Day (would have been higher but last year my bf dumped me a day b4 Valentine's...lame:down Still recovering:()

Top Five Reasons Why Kmack's Ex Is Positively Insane

1) He dumped the great Kmackia.
2) He dumped the great Kmackia a day before Valentine's day.
3) I bet his penis is small and ugly.
4) I'm pretty sure Kmack will one day win a lifetime supply of Pepsi.
5) I really don't know where I'm going with this anymore. Hell, 3 doesn't even really make sense in regards to the title.
 
I certainly hope so, we had gay cyber sex...

...wait, that might have been someone else. :up:
 
The Watchman said:
I certainly hope so, we had gay cyber sex...

...wait, that might have been someone else. :up:
maybe you were tricked into have gay cyber sex and really, all you had was plain old cyber sex?

that would certainly leave you questioning your sexuality.
 
Master Bruce said:
3) I bet his penis is small and ugly.
No, that's what makes it even worse:(

Master Bruce said:
4) I'm pretty sure Kmack will one day win a lifetime supply of Pepsi.
*crosses fingers*

The Riddler said:
kmack is a gay dude right?
You should know better.
 
The Riddler said:
maybe you were tricked into have gay cyber sex and really, all you had was plain old cyber sex?

that would certainly leave you questioning your sexuality.

It's opposite world and I brought the peanut butter. :up: :creepyup:
 
Kmack said:
4. Valentine's Day (would have been higher but last year my bf dumped me a day b4 Valentine's...lame:down Still recovering:()

The...fool.

Top 5 ways I want to kill Kmack's Ex.

1. Broad sword
2. Axe to the abdomen
3. Gutting of eyes
4. Strangalation via his mother's large intestine
5. Throwing him into gay bar and him suffocated to death

in no real order

Kmack said:
People on SHH I'd probably consider fvking...

1. Holly Goodhead
2. Abaddon
3. Venom Drool
4. zer00
5. Dog Lips (he respects me like a real man should!)/ Wilhelm Scream (wit=sexy)

Drool before me? What has the world come to.
 
Top 5 Ways To Make Sweet Love....Down By The Fire

1. Doggystyle
2. Doggystyle
3. Doggystyle
4. Missionary
5. Doggystyle
 
Edd Extraordinaire said:
Top 5 Ways To Make Sweet Love....Down By The Fire

1. Doggystyle
2. Doggystyle
3. Doggystyle
4. Missionary
5. Doggystyle

5. Partially clothed
4. Reversed/Inverted
3. Missionary
2. Doggystyle
1. Face to face (the old standard)
 
Top 5 Things To Dream About

1. Sex
2. Superhero Sex
3. Being a Superhero
4. Being Batman
5. Murder
 
Top 5 things I would do if I won $1 Million (or more)

5. Quit my job
4. Buy a NEW car
3. Start my own business
2. Pay off money loaned to me with Interest!!!
1. Pay off my Mortgage
 
redmarvel said:
5. Partially clothed
4. Reversed/Inverted
3. Missionary
2. Doggystyle
1. Face to face (the old standard)
incredibly erotic
 
Top 5 favorite things to drink

1. Coca Cola (with ice)
2. Grape juice
3. Water
4. Various slushes from Sonic
5. Chocolate milkshake
 
Top 5 Things to Drink

5. Singapore Sling
4. Pina Colada
3. Rum & Gingerale
2. Wildberry Vodka Cooler
1. Kirsberry (a Danish Fortified Cherry Wine)
 
Top 5 times of day

1. 9:00pm
2. 2:00pm
3. 10:00am
4. 12:30pm
5. 6:30am
 
Top 5 guilty pleasure movies

1. Bring It On
2. Wrong Turn
3. Species
4. Wild Wild West
5. Not Of This Earth
 
Top 5 TV MD's

1. Gregory House (House)
2. Christian Troy (Nip/Tuck)
3. John Carter (ER)
4. Derek Shepherd (Grey's Anatomy)
5. John Dorrian (Scrubs)
 
Top 5 Reasons why I love the Lower East Side

1 - Women... lots of women - I work/hang out with some beautiful chicks
2 - I'm popular
3 - I don't have to pay for drinks or food
4 - I'm never alone
5 - See reasons 1 - 4.
 
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