Top 5 reasons to say "Tender"
1. In place of "Sweet!" Ex: You just won a million hot dogs!!! "TENDER!!"
2. To describe meat. Ex: You're eating a million hot dogs and upon eating the first one you say "Hm....Tender.."
3. Another way to say cash. Ex: You just won a million hot dogs and sold them for a dollar each, resulting in one million dollars each. "Legal....Tender!"
4. You remembered watching the show Recess. Ex: TJ said tender so you're at home eating hot dogs going "...Tender? wtf"
5. Upon receiving a massage, your girlfriend/boytoy asks you to describe your skin. You say...? "TENDER!!"