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So what happened to Tessa and Lucky Charms? Did they get married and move to Ireland? 


So what happened to Tessa and Lucky Charms? Did they get married and move to Ireland?![]()
Hot Rod is a quirky Frenchman now, and he doesn't know how to speak French.The worst sin this movie was this: no Marky Mark and Hot Rod "You Got the Touch" duet
Lucky charms doesn't get mentioned. Tessa is in college and has a quick phone call with Cade.
terry78 said:They said it's' assumed they broke up. That whole relationship was just creepy anyway.
Hot Rod is a quirky Frenchman now, and he doesn't know how to speak French.

The stupid thing is as well. Why is Cade a wanted fugitive while Tessa is free to go to college, when they were involved in the exact same events in the last movie?
Rolling Stone gave this thing zero stars. Is it really THAT bad? I mean...I LOVE Transformers. I grew up in the 80's, so the property is near and dear to my heart. I certainly haven't loved what Bay has done, but I've been able to turn my brain off and enjoy it for what it was. This one however just seems to be pure and utter ass. Even people I know that actually liked the others have had nothing positive to say about it.
Because that would require some thought on Bay's part.
I liked the previous 4 but thought this one was really poor.
It's not even thought it's common sense! Bay just didn't care here.
Rolling Stone gave this thing zero stars. Is it really THAT bad? I mean...I LOVE Transformers. I grew up in the 80's, so the property is near and dear to my heart. I certainly haven't loved what Bay has done, but I've been able to turn my brain off and enjoy it for what it was. This one however just seems to be pure and utter ass. Even people I know that actually liked the others have had nothing positive to say about it.
I really do think Bay didn't want to come back for this one. He kept talking about how AoE was it for him. I think they probably threw an insane amount of cash to get him back, but his interest in the property is just long gone. When there's no passion from the main guy...you wind up with a turd. Even Wahlberg talking about how he can now "get his life back" since he's done just sounds like nobody wanted to be there.
I will give them credit regarding the CG though, it is always top notch. ILM really needs to be granted some kind of acclaim for the work they've done on these movies since 2007, as the Autobots and Decepticons always look photorealistic and rarely seem out of place in regards to their human costars.
Coming from someone who loves the previous 4 films (second one not so much), yes. It deserves that score. Whoever edited this film needs to be fired ASAP. It is utterly incomprehensible. Also, you can tell Bay just doesn't care anymore.
Beginning and final sequences are fantastic. Everything in between is ****. Also Optimus vs Meg is a joke.

Well, Unicron is pretty much the main reason why Quintessa intends to destroy Earth and revive Cybertron by killing him. From what I've seen from a leaked scene on YouTube, she namedrops him quite a few times while brainwashing Optimus.
There's also the end credits scene with her disguised as a human near one of Unicron's horns.
So what happened to Tessa and Lucky Charms? Did they get married and move to Ireland?![]()
I really do think Bay didn't want to come back for this one. He kept talking about how AoE was it for him. I think they probably threw an insane amount of cash to get him back, but his interest in the property is just long gone. When there's no passion from the main guy...you wind up with a turd. Even Wahlberg talking about how he can now "get his life back" since he's done just sounds like nobody wanted to be there.
Yeah. You can really tell he just doesn't give a **** in this one. Which is a shame because there are some really good sequences in there.