Troops battle 10 foot monster marijuana plants!

There's an episode of Futurama somewhere in that title
 
I'm joining the military. Now.
 
I love how the NATO troops are trying to win hearts and minds by putting everyone in the country out of work by burning down their poppy and weed crops. Many Afghanis rely on income from those crops, and the troops are wondering why the Taliban's popularity is growing. :whatever:
 
"We tried burning them with white phosphorus — it didn't work. We tried burning them with diesel — it didn't work. The plants are so full of water right now ... that we simply couldn't burn them," he said.

Pothead hell.
 
marijuana 1, soldiers 0

(and 10 feet?! Man, just one of those would probably last me a lifetime)
 
Burger King must get it from there and make their workers sprinkle it on the burgers.
 
How else would BK get people to keep going back for more burgers??
 
This is outrageous!! Who are we, as Canadians, to go somewhere else and burn marijuana plants, becuase they're illegal in OUR country?

You might as well have Afghani people coming over to Ottawa and telling our women what to wear, or that we can't drink alcohol. ("Hey you! We're destroying your brewery, because people smuggle beers into afghanistan, and that's illegal!!")

The economy over there needs a boost, and people like to get high! What's the big problem?

I am completely outraged and ashamed that our soldiers are burning people's crops in an impoverished country. It's absolutely sick.
 
Killswitch...you are absolutely right. Destroying a countries crop(s) just because said crop(s) are illegal in your home country doesn't mean it's illegal in every country. Nor should it be. This is disgusting.
 
Killswitch said:
This is outrageous!! Who are we, as Canadians, to go somewhere else and burn marijuana plants, becuase they're illegal in OUR country?

You might as well have Afghani people coming over to Ottawa and telling our women what to wear, or that we can't drink alcohol. ("Hey you! We're destroying your brewery, because people smuggle beers into afghanistan, and that's illegal!!")

Well said. :up:
 
Killswitch said:
This is outrageous!! Who are we, as Canadians, to go somewhere else and burn marijuana plants, becuase they're illegal in OUR country?

You might as well have Afghani people coming over to Ottawa and telling our women what to wear, or that we can't drink alcohol. ("Hey you! We're destroying your brewery, because people smuggle beers into afghanistan, and that's illegal!!")

The economy over there needs a boost, and people like to get high! What's the big problem?

I am completely outraged and ashamed that our soldiers are burning people's crops in an impoverished country. It's absolutely sick.

oh **** and jerk off to internet porn. you're not even involved.
 
Killswitch said:
This is outrageous!! Who are we, as Canadians, to go somewhere else and burn marijuana plants, becuase they're illegal in OUR country?

You might as well have Afghani people coming over to Ottawa and telling our women what to wear, or that we can't drink alcohol. ("Hey you! We're destroying your brewery, because people smuggle beers into afghanistan, and that's illegal!!")

The economy over there needs a boost, and people like to get high! What's the big problem?

I am completely outraged and ashamed that our soldiers are burning people's crops in an impoverished country. It's absolutely sick.

Let me guess destroying opium plants is wrong too :o
 
For those of you wondering, they're destroying those drug crops because the proceeds from them are quite often used to finance terrorist operations.

jag
 
Killswitch said:
This is outrageous!! Who are we, as Canadians, to go somewhere else and burn marijuana plants, becuase they're illegal in OUR country?

You might as well have Afghani people coming over to Ottawa and telling our women what to wear, or that we can't drink alcohol. ("Hey you! We're destroying your brewery, because people smuggle beers into afghanistan, and that's illegal!!")

The economy over there needs a boost, and people like to get high! What's the big problem?

I am completely outraged and ashamed that our soldiers are burning people's crops in an impoverished country. It's absolutely sick.

Whaaaa. Get another crop. Besides, those troops are fighting a war. Things like this are bounded to happen.
 
How do you know the profits fund terrorism? Who said so? And does 100% of it go to terrorists?

If farmers are giving their money to anti-Western extremists, (ie: terrorists) the problem remains THOSE TERRORISTS.

The fact is, we're destroying those plants in an effort to stop them being sold here -- which is ridiculous!

and! About the comparison to Opium...you are comparing hard drugs to soft drugs, and that's unfair. Marijuana has been determined by science to be relatively (and I don't mean completely, just relatively) harmless...sure, it has bad effects, but nothing bad enough to justify its worldwide persecution.

Think of the "hearts and minds" argument. These people grow marijuana and pay protection money to terrorists. When we come along and burn crops, who do you think they'll support? The terrorists, of course! We look like barbarians doing this.

And as for the "boo hoo, get another crop" guy ---- tell that to the farmer who has a family to feed RIGHT NOW.
 
Crops from Afghanistan are largely sold in Europe. And yes, the majority of those crops are raised sold for the purposes of financing terrorist operations. They burn just as many poppy fields in Afghanistan as they do marijuana, btw.

jag
 
Killswitch said:
And as for the "boo hoo, get another crop" guy ---- tell that to the farmer who has a family to feed RIGHT NOW.

Those "farmers" are part of a world-wide drug trade that kills millions of people each year via illegal activities. The necessity of feeding one's family does not validate any and all behavior.
 
10 feet tall marijuana plants? How do they do it? I can't get mine past a foot and that's if I'm lucky enough to get it to grow at all. :csad:
 
dude, new battle plan!
burn down the marijuana forests, let the smoke run rampant across the country....everyone gets high...everyone chills out...before you know it, we'll be sharing a bag of doritos with osama while being amazed by a TV channel that has no reception! everybody wins!

this must have been what bush meant when he said, in regards to the terrorists, "we'll smoke'em out"....
 
You know, I think everyone would stop trying to kill each other if they just took some time to take a hit off the ol' bong. Never have I seen an angry, energetic, pissed off stoned person.
 
jaguarr said:
Crops from Afghanistan are largely sold in Europe. And yes, the majority of those crops are raised sold for the purposes of financing terrorist operations. They burn just as many poppy fields in Afghanistan as they do marijuana, btw.

jag

Solution: The US should legalize it. Then bring the plants here and sell them in controlled cafes at a tax of 40% which can be used to finance the war on terror.

Take money from the terrorists and use it against them.
 

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